第一章

wohegujunyanshijiazulianyin,liangrendehunyinzhiyouliyi,haowuganqing。

woliangyebingchengzhequanneimofanfuqidezhunze,

geguogede,congbuguowenduifangxingcheng。

buguo,lingwobijiaomanyideyidianshi,

gujunyanshigeshiyekuang,sishenghuohenganjing,buhuigaochushenmexiaosanxiaosirangwotoutong。

woyuanyiweiwomenhuiyizhizheiyangjingshuibufanheshuixiaqu,

kezuijin,wofaxiantahaoxiangyoudianqiguai。

gujunyanshigehenlengjingderen,

tadelianshangchangnianzhiyouyizhongshenqing,

那就是面无表情。

可前几天,

wojurancongtalianshangtongshikandaoleyihuo,zhenjing,yiyannanjin,xianqi。

dangshishiwanshangshidian,gongzuokuanggujunyanhaibaozhediannaozaichuangshangchulishiqing。

xishuwanbiwozhengtangzaichuangshangkanyixieshiheshenyekandexiaoshuo。

【qinleqinle,bukuiship.owen,kaijujiuzheimemeng!】

erbiandeqiaojianpandeturantingzhi,wotaiyankanqu,

gujunyanzhouzhemei,yihuodao,

「ganggangshinizaishuohuama?」

「meiyoua,womangzhekanxinwenni。」wofangxiashouji,qingshengxunwendao,「zenmele?」

gujunyanyaoyaotou,「meishi,kenenghuantingleba。」

【nianjiqingqingjiuhuanting,wandiannaowandeba。】

wozaixinlimomotucao,mianshangqueyuefawenrou,「kenengshitaileile,pingshiyaoduozhuyixiuxia。」

gujunyankanxiangwodeyanshenyouxieyiyannanjin,ngleyishenghoumomoguanshanglediannao。

【shanga,baozhuta,zhanyouta,ranhouzhemota!

aaa!xianzheiyang,zaineiyang!haobiantai,woxi

欢!】

「咳咳。」

gujunyanqingkeleliangsheng,lianseyouxieganga,

「nizaodianshuijue,shao…shaokandianxinwen,duishentibuhao。」

woyingxiale,zhuantoujixuaoye。

【shenmebiaoqingneishi,gangazhongdaizheyisixianqi,xianqizhongdaizheyisituoqi?

buzhidaodehaiyiweitafaxianlewozaikanxiaohuangwenni!】

xiaoshuo《bazonglaogongyouduxinshu》diyizhangshidujieshu。