平行世界。
tiankongzhongwuyunmibu，kongqizhongdemenrerangrenchuanbuguoqi，yigechuanzhemicaifudeshibing，dabuzoujinlejunshizhangpeng。
zhangpengmenkouzhanzhesanmingjunren，pangbiandepaizhangkanlekanzhangpenglimian，ranhouganjinjiaozhulezhunbeijinzhangpengdenanren。
“sanlianzhang，xianbiejinqu，tuanzhangzhengzailimianfahuode，nixianzaijinqubushizhaobuzizaima？”
“bukeneng，jintianwozheigelianzhangbuganle，woyeyaobazheijianshiqingshuoqingchu，wodaibingdailezheimeduonian，conglaimeishouguozheiyangdewonangqi！”
“laosan，nikankannizheipiqi，ganjinxiaoxiaoqi，biehetuanzhangyinglaia！womenjigedoubeijiaoxundegengouyiyangle！”
“qishidaibinghaibushineihuishier，nikeqianwanbiezheimeshanghuoma！buzhide！”
“buzhide？”sanlianzhangyidengyan，nuhoudao，“nimenshuodedaoqingqiao，fanzhengjintianwoshibuhuizaiqusihouneiqunshaoyele！”
jirendeduihuabeizhangpenglimiandetuanzhangtingdao，tuanzhanglikeyishengweiyandenuhou：“zaiwaimianjijiwaiwaishenme？quanbujilaozigunjinlai!”
jizhangmianmianxiangkuifanzhengchizaodouyaomianduide，xianghukanleyiyan，tanlekouqi，ranhoumomodizoujinlezhangpeng。
cikezhanzaiyifenjunshiditumianqianderen，shitamenliebaotuandetuanzhangwangyongfa，dizhetouduanzhebeizi，cemianzhengzaizhanzheyigebeijiaoxundelianzhang。
wangyongfazhuanguotou，“zhendeshigandepiaolianga，nimenjigekeshiwoshouxiazuiyouxiudelianzhang，paizhang，xianzaiquanbudouxiangliaotiaozibuganle？”
sanlianzhangjirenlikeyizhenyuye！
zhishi，tamenyehenwunaia！
tamenjigedoushiwangtuanzhangdelaobuxia，congjinxinbinglianjiugenzheta！
tamenjirenzhisuoyinengdangshanglianzhangpaizhang，doushiqiyizhitibade！
zheifenenqingtamenyongshengnanwang，danshitajiaojizijizheigerenwushizaishitainanlea！
“tuanzhang，niyaoshuorangwoxianzaishangzhanchang，wojuebuhanhu，danshizheigerenwuwozhendewanchengbule。”
“duia，nikankanneiqunshaoye，womenzenmesihou，dabudemabudede，haodaiwoyeshilianzhang，beitamengaodehesunziyiyang！”
“ai，yuexiangyuewohuo！yuexiangyuewonang！”
“youqineigeyeren，taniangde，wodangbingbanian，jiumeijianguoshentisuzhizheimekongbude！”
“haiyouneigeguanerdai，zhangkoubikoujiushiweixie，yaobawomensongshangjunshifating！”
“bujinruciatuanzhang，zheiqunxinbinglimianhaiyougechaojifuerdai，shenmezhongyishijia，chuanwushijia，taniangde，shenmelailidedouyou，dayedabuguo，mayemabude，zhentaniangxielemenle！”
“zongeryanzhiyijuhua，tuanzhang，zheibing，womenzhendemeifadai，ninhaishilingqinggaomingba！”
“tuanzhang，wohaixiangduohuojinianni，laomadoubeiqidetuxuezhuyuan，laoliyebeizheiqunchangkuangdexinbingdashangle！wo，woshizhendemeifaganlea，jiazhonglaonianghaizhiwangwotuiyiyanglaoni。”
sanlianzhanghetadebuxiatututushuoleyidachuan，manliandeweiquhetongchu。
zheijigerenshuodejiushijinnianxinbingliandexinbing！
要说训练新兵？
那可是美差一件！
qingqingsongsongbaxinbingsongzou，jiunengdedaobushaojiajiangherongyu，henduorenxiangzheizhonghaoshierdoumeizigeni。
danpianpianzheiyipixinbingdangzhong，doutaniangdeshiyiqunyaonie！
diyige，yerenzangchong，yongmenghuobao，shentisuzhichaoqiang，yishenhengliangongfuqianghanwupi，kangjidanenglikanchengnitian，jushuoshicongdongbeiyelinchilangnaizhangdade，yiquanxiaqu，gangjinhunningtudouyao**sui，
diergezhangshuai，yeyexibeijunqushouzhang，babaxibeijunqushouzhang，yongyoufengfudejunshisuyang，shicaiaowu，shengqilingren，shentisuzhiyeshichaoyiliushuizhun，genbenkanbuqirenheren！zaitamianqian，bieshuoshilianzhang，tuanzhanglailedoubujimianzi！
disange，fuerdaihanxiang，laobashilongguofuhaobangqianwudechaojifuhao，zaixinbingliankanchengdiyitucaizhu，rendingqiankeyibaipingyiqie，jiushiyinweipingshixinggebuhao，beilaobasonglaijunyinggaizao。
disige，chushenzhongyishijiahuashanke，yishudengfengzaoji，gedouchuse，pingshidaizheyifuyanjingxiaomimide，renchuwuhaideyangzi，danqianlianggelianzhang，dourenweizaiwuxingzhongbeiduifangbaofu，shifanglewusewuweideduyao。
fouze，laomayebuzhiyubeiqidetuxue！
diwuge，quanwanghaolianyaoyao，quanfaxiongmeng，naishinandeyiyudequanfatiancai，shuzhigezhongjingongtaolu，xinggexiemeizhangkuang，yiyanbuhejiuxihuanchushoushangren。
diliugeqinyang，shaohaoyixie，shuimudaxuejisuanjigaocaisheng，shuzhixiandaihuazuozhan，shuoqizuozhanlilunyitaoyitaode，laolizaixunliankongxihetatanzuozhanlilun，chadianbeishuoku！
diqige，suxiaoyu，aishuahuatou，sancunbulanzhishe，jianrensanfenxiao，qiangtoucaoyige，shuoqilaiyiwushichu，laihuntuiwugongzide！
dibageduanpaozhiwang，xiaoliebaoxukai，suduwudi，jushuozhunbeicanjiajunyunhuidujinde，zheiweidebeijing，jushuoshibenjunqumouweidesandaidixidanchuan，gengrangrenbuganzhaore！
dijiugegaoguanzhizi，wangtianyi，zichengtianxiadiyi，gengshisheidoukanbuqi，bingqiejidudezisizili。
suoyi，shizhendenangaoa！
zheixierendebeihoudoushixiebudelededarenwu！
真的是太难带了！
dezuileyigeren，neijiuxiangdangyudezuileyiqundalao！
neiyihouzaijunyinghaihunbuhunle？
jibiankansimeibeijingdezangchonghuashankehaolianxiaoyaodengren，zijidayedabuguo……
suoyishuodaizheiyijiedexinbinglian，wanquanjiushihuoshouzuia！
sanlianzhangshiyouxiulianzhang，lianxusanniandouhuodeledaibingyouxiuzuijiajiaoguan，danjibianshita，daixinbinglianjieguoyebianchenglezheiyangzi……
sanlianzhangshizhendexinleia！
几近崩溃。
zuizhuyaode，duanduanshilaitian，tamenlianduilimianyijinghuanlesangelianzhangle！
kanyangzi，zheiyiqunrenpashiyaobatamenliebaotuanquanbudouhuangebiancaibaxiu。
wangyongfazheibianyeshihenshanghuo。
duiyuzheixiexinbingdedixi，tahechangbuqingchu？
shenzhisanlianzhangtamenbuzhidao，kansimeibeijingdezangchong，suxiaoyudengren，yebushitawangyongfanenggoudezuide！
wangyongfahenhendichouzheyan，yilianchourong！
tabenyiweizheicixinbinglianjiandaobaole，meixiangdaowanquanjiushiyiquntangshoushanyu。
这可如何是好？