“qinchuan，nifeiyaorangwozaijiemeimianqiandiurenshibushi？！”
苍海市，宏泰酒楼。
888baofangnei，yimingshenchuanvlingdenvzi，zhengduiyitulituqideqingnianhechidao。
“jintianzheiqianniyaoshibufu，womenjiufenshou！”
“wobuxuyaoneizhongzhihuixuhanwennuan，meiyoushijixingdongdenanpengyou！”
qinchuanmiansetonghong，dizhetou，wudizirong。
erjiantazheifujiongyangdezhouliuyi，feidanbuxinteng，haizhangluozhezhouweidenannannvnvxianxinglikai！
suizheyigeyouyigemanlianbuxiederenyuantuichubaofang，zhouliuyiyejiqinchuanxialezuihoutongdie。
“jizhuwogangcaishuodehua，bieyiweiwozaigennikaiwanxiao！”
daizhouliuyiyexiangzhemenwailiqu，qinchuanwulidikaozaileqiangshang。
zheibushidiyicile，meicinvyouzaiwaihuchihaihe，zijidouhuibeijiaolaimaidan。
guanjian，tameiyouyicishidaizhezijifuyande，haoxiangzaitaxinzhong，zijijiushigezhipeimaidandeyuanzhong！
“唉～”
zuizhong，qinchuanwunaitaochushouji，weimibuzhendequdaoshouyintaimaidan。
anzhaoyiwangdeguanli，youdexishengliangqianduodayang。
kerangqinchuanwanwanmeixiangdaodeshi，shouyinyuangaozhi，zheicidexiaofeijinezuyoushangwanzhiduo！
“nishibushigaocuole？neiyizhuozicaizenmekenengyouyiwan？”
收银员还算客气。
“xiansheng，caishibuzhiqian，danjiushuihengui。guangshinineixiepengyouganggangdaizoudeliangpingmaotai，yipingjiuyaosanqianduo。”
“tamenhaidaijiuchuqule？”
“dui，buguangshijiu，haiyousitiaohuazi。”
qinchuanzhenshiqibudayichulai，jiaozijilaimaidantarenle，linzouqianhaidailejiangjinyiwandedongxichuqu，zhendangzijishiyuandatouma？！
tashouhuishouji，miansetieqingdezhunbeilikai。
这钱，付不了！
ranershouyinyuanjianqinchuanyouleyaozoudejiashi，jimangshangqianlanzhu。
“aiaiai！xiansheng，meifuqianni！”
“谁消费的谁付！”
“zheigenwomenmeiguanxi，tamenyijingzoule，jiushengniyige，yaoshibubaqianfuqing，woshikendingbuhuifangnizoude。”
shuozhe，shouyinyuanhaichaozhouweishilegeyanse，dangjijiuyoulianggebaoanmoyangdedahanchaozheibianzoulai。
秦川恨得咬牙切齿！
“woyikoucaidoumeichi，jiuguolailugelian，nimenpingshenmeweixiewo？”
收银员不以为然。
“haishineijuhua，zheigenwomenmeiguanxi，niyaobujiurangnidepengyouhuilaifuqian，yaobujiulaolaoshishibadanmaile！”
qinchuanxiangdaozhouliuyilikaiqiandemoyang，yaotahuilaifuqian，neijianzhishichixinwangxiang！
poyuwunai，tazuihouzhinengxinbuganqingbuyuandejiangcanfeizhifu！
“woshoushangmeineimeduo，nimendenghuier！”
“不急。”
qinchuanrenzhepiqi，dakaileneibaizaishoujizhuomianshangdedaikuanruanjian。
taqiankuanzuyoushiwanzhiduo，shengchijianyonghaileyinian，yecaihaileyidingdianlixi。
jieguoxianzai，youyaotuyiwanchuqu！
“臭婆娘……”
qinchuanyibianmamalielie，yibianbacanfeifuqing。
zhihou，tayinchenzhelianchulejiulou。
benyiweizhouliuyitamenhuizaimenwaidengziji，sheizhidaolewaitou，jingranliangeguiyingdoumeijianzhe！
ziji，tuotuodebeidangchenglemianfeidefuqiangongju！
qinchuanzaiyewufarenshou，tajiazhenuhuolianxishangzhouliuyi。
“nishenmeyisi？woyiciyouyicidebangnifuqian，niqueliandengdoubuyuandengwo？”
zhouliuyibuxieyixiao：“dengniganma？wohaiyaoganzhexiayichang！yihuierdengwomenjieshu，niguolaifuqianjiuxing！”
“你……”
“xinglexingle，meikongpeinimoji，fanren！”
shuowan，zhouliuyibiangualedianhua，dantameizhuyi，dianhuaqishibingmeiyouguaduan。
qinchuanyezaicijihuixia，tingdaolemouxiebukanruerdeneirong！
“liuyi，nineiguernanyouhaitingtinghua，jiaotafuqiantajiufu。”
“qie，mianfeifanpiaobale，keqianwanbiebatashuochengwonanpengyou。”
“ya？neinizuotianbuhaiheta……”
“nalishitaa，wokemeirangtapengguo，zuowangenwodeshixugela～”
zheibeichengweixugedenanren，haoxiangjiuzaibianshang！
“heihei，nixianzaidoububeizherenle？neiyihuierdaolektv，zanmenquxishoujiankuaihuoyixia？”
“haiyo，womendouzhidaole，nimenhaibuhaoyisishenme？zhijieshafashangwanbei！”
“xinga！yihuiernizaijinideguernanyoudahuiqu，tabujie，wokebudong！”
zheixiemeiyoudixiandeesuzhiyan，rutongliciyibanhenhenzhajinqinchuandeneixin！
yuanlai，zijizhenshigegongju！
yuanlai，zijibuguangbeipiancai，haibeineibuzhilianchidenvrendailelvmaozi！
“jianfu**，nimenqusi！！！”
renyouqinchuanruhenuma，dianhuaneitoudoutingbujian。
tamenyueliaoyueqijing，yueliaoyuelugu。
tanlundeneirong，yejianjiangaiguoleqinchuandechengshounengli。
zuihou，tajingshenbenkui，yi**tanzailedishang。
……
buzhiguoleduojiu，qinchuantongxingshizourouyibanqishen，chaochuzufanghuiqule。
tahenzijizhidaojinricaikanqingzhouliuyidezhenmiankong，henzijiweilegezhanvqianxiashiduowandejuzhai！
huanghuzhizhong，qinchuanhuidaolepenghuqu。
zheishizhenggecanghai，weiyinengrongxiatadedifang。
keqiguaideshi，yiwangliantingliangmotuochedousuanshechideloudi，jinrijingtingleyilianglaosilaisi！
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guangshizheijianjiandandandeshuzi，kongpadouyaobaiwanzhiduo！
qinchuanfazineixindexianmu，huanxiangruguoyouyitian，zijiyenengguoshangzheiyangdeshenghuogaiyouduohao？
ketamingbai，zheizhongshizhiyouzaimenglicainengshixian，yinweitashiguer，yigezixiaojiuzaorenyiqideguer！
shouhuimuguang，qinchuanxinqingbuzhendeshanglelou。
jieguocaidaoerceng，jiubeilianggeliumangdabandenanrenjilanzhulequlu！
qinchuanrendetamen，shouzhaide！
“你们……”
“nixiaozikezhenjiaowomenhaodenga！yaobushinidongxihaizaiwuli，wodouhuaiyinipaole！”
秦川相当紧张。
“nimenzaikuanxianwoliangtian，wozhaodao**le，mashangjiu……”
“dedededazhudazhu，jintianzhaonibushilaitaozhaide，shiyouyigehaoxiaoxiheyigehuaixiaoxiyaogennijiang。”
秦川略有不安。
“什么坏消息？”
“na！nizabuxianwenhaoxiaoxishishenme？”
“woderenshengmeiyouhaoxiaoxi。”
“你可拉倒吧！”
俩流氓对视一笑。
“womenjuezheyinideshouruzheibeizidoubukenengbaqianhaiqingle，suoyiquchalenideqinrenjiashu，jieguonicaizenmezhe？banidiejizhaozhele！”
秦川瞳孔骤然放大！
“你说什么？”
“buxinshiba？louxianeilaosilaisikanjianmei？nidiede！”