第2章 那就叫我一声九婶吧

di2zhangneijiujiaowoyishengjiushenba

「songheng,chengqinquzijidexinshangrenmeicuo,danmengpianwoyemeicuoma?」

「nibuquwo,womenkeyiquxiaohunyue,jiangwokuanglaizheili,kanzheniqunidexinshangren,neiwosuanshenme?」

shuozheshuozhe,wodeyanjingkaishisuanse,danhaishibusixindechaozhesonghengyaogeshuofa。

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「ruguowomeijicuo,yeshisonghengba?」

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「wozuomeng?」wojifengdegouqichunjiao:「xianzai,jiusuanshisonghengqiuwo,woyebuyuanyijiajita。」

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快死的人。

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songhengyijingsipolelianpi。

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manerdedongzuoyijiang,xinxudehesonghengduishiyiyan。

zheiyiyanmeinengtaoguowodeshixian。

哦~

yuanlai,zheimaner,haizhenshigoulanwashelichulaide。

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「怎么办才好呢?」