被丈母娘和小姨子宠上天,我想逃第2章

banjinsujiayizhouhou,wozhongyumingbaishenmejiao"tianmidefudan"。

meitianzaoshangliudianban,zhangmuniangzhunshiqiaoxiangwodefangmen:"xiaochu,qichuanghetangle!"

worouzheyanjingkaimen,yiwanmaozhereqidetangshuijiudidaolemianqian。

"ma,zheiyoushishenmetanga?"wokanzhewanliheihuhudeyeti,xinlifachu。

"haimagouqitang,bushenzhuangyangde!"zhangmuniangshengyinhongliang,wanquanbuzaihuwogangadebiaoqing,"chenrehe,lianglexiaoguojiuchale!"

woniezhebiziguanxiaqu,neiweidaojianzhile,youxingyouku。

zhangmuniangmanyidishouzoukongwan,paipaiwodejian:"haonvxu,jintianjinidunlurongtang!"

wo:"......"

wocaiershibaa!xuyaozheimebuma?

xialouchizaofan,yaqingyijingqushangbanle,zhuoshangliuzhebiantiao:"laogong,jidechizaocan,aini~"

yatingdiaozhepianmianbaocongchufangbengchulai:"jiefuzao!zuowanshuidehaoma?"

"haixing..."wohuahaimeishuowan,yatingjiuraodaowobeihou,"wojiniananjianbangba,nizhengtianzuobangongshi,jianbangkendingjiang!"

budengwojujue,neishuangxiaoshoujiushuliandizaiwojianshangannieqilai。

"aiyo!qingdian!"wotongdeziyaliezui。

"tongzebutong,tongzebutong!"yatingshouxiagengyonglile,"jiefunijingluodudelihaia!"

woyanleidoukuaichulaile:"xiaozuzong,raolewoba!"

"yating!"zhangmuniangcongchufangchulai,"bienaonijiefu,rangtahaohaochizaofan。"

yatingzheicaisongshou,chongwotuletushetou:"jiefutairuole,deduoduanlian!"

worouzhesuantongdejianbang,xinxiangzheinashidaochamena,jianzhishijinlepansidong!

gangdaogongsi,shoujijiuxiangle。shiyaqingfalaideweixin:"laogong,mashuojinwandunleniubiantang,rangnizaodianhuilai。"

woshouyidou,shoujichadiandiaodishang。

tongshixiaowangcouguolai:"yo,chuge,liansezheimehongrun,xinhunshenghuohenziruna?"

**xiaoliangsheng:"hai...haixing..."

"tingshuonishidaochamen?"xiaowangyadishengyin,"meishouqiba?"

wozhengxianghuida,shoujiyouxiangle。zheicishiyatingfalaideduanshipin,jingtouduizhezaotaishangdeshaguo:"jiefunikan,mateyiweinizhunbeideshiquandabutang!limianyouhaican、baoyu、dongchongxiacao...wanshangjidequanhewane!"

xiaowangpiejianshipin,yanjingdengdexiangtongling:"**!chuge,nijiazheishiyaobanibuchengchaoren?"

wo:"......"

xiabanhuijialushang,wojiedaoleshequjuweihuidetongzhi:zhoumoyaojubanjiatingyundonghui,meijiabixupaidaibiaocanjia。

huidaojia,yijiarenweizhefanzhuotaolunzheishi。

"woqu!woyumaoqiudadekehaole!"yatingdiyigejushou。

zhangmuniangyaotou:"nixiazhoubushiyaokaoshima?fuxiyaojin。"

yaqingyouyudao:"wogongsineitianyougezhongyaokehu..."

sanshuangyanjingqishuashuakanxiangwo。

"xiaochua,"zhangmuniangxiaomimidijiwoshenglewanniubiantang,"nishizanjiaweiyidenanzihan,zheigezhongrenjiujiaojinile!"

woduanzhetangdeshouweiweizhandou:"ma,douyoushenmexiangmua?"

"bahe、qianqiu、jielisai、fuzhongpao..."yatingbaizheshouzhishu,"jiefu,niquanbaoleba!"

"pu——"woyikoutangpenlechulai,"quanbao?"

yaqingwenroudiwozhuwodeshou:"laogong,woxiangxinni。"

kanzhesanshuangqidaideyanjing,wohainengshuoshenme?zhinengyingzhetoupidayingxialai。

yundonghuineitian,yangguangmingmei。

wochuanzhezhangmuniangteyizhunbeidehongseyundongfu,beihouyinzhe"sujianvxu"sigedazi,zhanzaishequguangchangshang,ganjuezijixianggehuobazi。

"yo,zheibushisujiadedaochamennvxuma?"yigetangzhejuanfadedamashangxiadaliangwo,"nengxingma?"

worenchutashigebiloudewangayi,shequyoumingdezhangshefu。

"wangjie,"zhangmunianglikedangzaiwoqianmian,"wojiaxiaochulihaizheni,ninjiuqiaohaoba!"

yatingsaijiwoyipinggongnengyinliao:"jiefujiayou!wokanhaoni!"

diyixiangshibahebisai。womensujiaduizhenwangayijia。

wozheibianjiuwoyigeren,duimianshitaerzi、nvxuhesunzi。

caipandoukanbuxiaqule:"sujiazaijialianggerenba,zheibugongping。"

"buyong!"zhangmuniangdashouyihui,"wojianvxuyigedingsa!"

wo:"......"

shengziyilajin,wojiuzhidaoyaowan。duimiansangezhuanghan,wozheibianjiuwoyigewenruoshusheng。

"预备——开始!"

woshichuchinaidejingerwanghouzhuai,lianbiedetonghong。

"jiefujiayou!"yatingzaichangbianyoubengyoutiao。

"xiaochuyongli!"zhangmuniangsangmenbilabahaida。

yaqingmeihan,danwokanjiantajinzhangdizuanzhequantou,zuichundouyaobaile。

buzhinalaideliqi,wojingranyidiandianbaduimianlaleguolai。

"sujiasheng!"caipanchuishao。

wotanzuozaidishang,dakouchuanqi。yatingchongguolaiyibabaozhuwo:"jiefutaibangle!"

zhangmuniangledehebulongzui,fengrenjiukua:"kanwojianvxuduolihai!"

wangayiheizhelianzoule,linzouhaidigu:"chiruanfandedaotingyoujinger..."

wojiazhuangmeitingjian,danxinlixiangzhalegenci。

jiexialaideqianqiubisai,womianqiangnalegedisan。fuzhongpaozhijieleipaxiale,zuihoushiyaqingheyatingyirenyibianbawojiahuijiade。

"laogong,nitaipinle。"yaqingxintengdijiwocahan。

"bunengjisujiadiuliana。"wokuxiaodao。

zhangmuniangduanlaiyiwancantang:"kuaihelebubu,wanshanghaiyoujiayutang!"

wo:"......"

wanshang,wohunshensuantongditangzaichuangshang。yaqingqingqingjiwo**jianbang。

"jintianneigewangayi,shuohuazhennanting。"womenmendishuo。

yaqingshoudunleyixia:"bielita,tajiuneiyang。"

"laopo,"wozhuanshenwozhutadeshou,"nihuibuhuijuedewodaochamen...henmeichuxi?"

yaqingyanjingyixiazihongle:"hushuoshenmeni!nizhidaowoduoqingxingzhaodaonima?"

takaozaiwohuaili,qingshengshuo:"wobazouhou,jialijiuquegezhuxingu。womakanzheqiangshi,qishihenmeiyouanquangan。taneimechongni,shibaduibabadesinianjituozainishenshangle。"

woxintouyire,baojinleta。

"zhiyuhaizi..."yaqingtaitoukanwo,"woshizhendexiangyao,bushibei**de。woxiangyouyigewomendeaiqingjiejing。"

yueguangtouguochuanglian,zhaozaitalianshang,neimewenrou,neimemei。

woqinleqintadeetou:"neiwomen...nuli?"

雅晴红着脸点点头。

zhengdangqifenjianrujiajing,fangmenturanbeiqiaoxiang。

"jiefu!"yatingzaimenwaihan,"marangwowenwennimingtianxiangheshenmetang?dangguihaishilurong?"

wo:"......"

yaqingpuchixiaochusheng:"zheiyatoujueduishiguyide!"

diertianzaofanshi,zhangmuniangxuanbu:"xiaochua,majinibaolejianshenban,congjintiankaishi,meitianxiabanqulianyixiaoshi!"

wokuaizishangdejiandandiaohuilepanzili:"a?"

"nizuotianyundonghuibiaoxianbucuo,dantilihaishichaledian。"zhangmuniangyansudishuo,"dejiaqiangduanlian!"

yatingjushou:"wokeyipeijiefuqu!wodangjiandu!"

yaqingtouxiao:"woyejuedebucuo,shengdenizhengtianzuobangongshibuyundong。"

wosuanshikanmingbaile,zheiyijiazishidasuanbawopeiyangchengchaojisaiyarena!

jianshenfangli,jiaoliankanlekanzhangmuniangxiedexunlianjihua,meimaodoukuaitiaodaofajixianle:"zhei...zheishiyaocanjiaaoyunhui?"

yatingzaipangbianshanfengdianhuo:"jiaolian,womashuole,wangsililian!"

woaiyuandikanletayiyan:"woshiniqinjiefuma?"

"dangranshia!"yatingzhazhedayanjing,"suoyigengyaoyangeyaoqiu!"

lianggexiaoshixialai,woxiangtiaosigouyiyangbeiyatingtuohuijia。

zhangmuniangzaozhunbeihaoleyaoyu,yigangheihuhudeshuimaozhereqi。

"tuolejinqupaozhe!"taminglingdao。

wozhanzhanjingjing:"ma,zheiyoushishenmemifang?"

"shujinhuoxuede,zuchuanmifang!"zhangmuniangzihaodishuo,"paowanbaonishenglonghuohu!"

wopaojinqudeshunjian,chadianjianjiaochusheng——tangsiwole!

danbieshuo,paowanhouhunshenqingsong,jirousuantonghuanjielebushao。

wanfanshi,zhangmuniangshenmixixidinachuyigexiaociping:"xiaochu,zheishimateyijiniqiudesongzifushui,shuiqianhele。"

wo:"......"

yaqingzaizhuoxiatilewoyijiao,lianhongdexiangfanqie。

yatinghaoqidiwen:"ma,neiwoshenmeshihounengyouxiaowaishengwana?"

"kuailekuaile!"zhangmuniangxinxinshizu,"younijiefuzheishenban,jiashangwodemifang,zhirikedai!"

woditoubafan,jiazhuangzijishigetoumingren。

wanshangtangzaichuangshang,yaqingkaozaiwohuaili:"laogong,bietaiyouyali。haizideshishunqiziranjiuhao。"

woqinleqintadefading:"wozhidao。buguonimaneixietang...zhendeyouyongma?"

yaqingxiaole:"xinlizuoyongyeshizuoyongma。"

zhengshuozhe,shoujixiangle。shiyatingfalaidexiaoxi:"jiefu,mingtianzaoshangliudian,chenpao!wopeini!"

wotanlekouqi,huifu:"xiaozuzong,raolewoba!"

yaqingqiangguoshouji,huileyitiao:"nijiefumingtianqingjia,womenyaobanzhengshi!"

然后直接关机。

womudengkoudai:"laopo,ni..."

yaqingzuanjinbeiwo,zhiluchuyishuangxiaoyan:"zenme,buxiangyaohaizile?"

woyibaguandiaotaideng:"yao!bixuyao!"