tapiaoliangyourouruodeqizi，laiyiyuanguadiandidouchuanzhe**xiangnaier，bozishanghaiguazheyitiaofenliangbuqingdezhenzhuliusuxianglian，gentabaixijingzhidejifuhenda，yehenfuqian。
shuhuanxixibizi，xiantiaoganjingdexiaoqiaobiguazheyimoweiqudefenyun，tayijingyongjinsuoyoushouduanheliqi，naihexiesiyanjiushiyigebujinnvsedejinyudalao。
kenengzhiyounvzhujiaocainenghuanqixiesiyandeyuwangba，danshishuhuanhaixiangnunuli，napazaixiesiyanxinzhongzhanju0.000000001%deweizhi，lihuntajiunengfendaohaojiyi！
jiuzaixiesiyanxiangyaolikaishi，vipbingfangdemenbeixiefurentuikai。
baoyangjiaohaodeguifuren，yanzhongchongmanleyouxin，buzhidaodehaiyiweitashishuhuanqinma。
“huanhuan，nishengbinglezenmebujiwodadianhua？”
shuhuanshengyinruoqiyoutianmei，“xiaobing，buganlaofannin，xiexienindeguanxin。”
xiefurenwozhushuhuanmeiyouguadiandideshou，“nidabannianmeiyoushengbing，zenmezuotiansiyanyihuiqunijiushengbingle？”
shuhuanyanshenqieqie，sihushibeidasangmendexiefurenhezhule，xiefurengangaleyimiao。
erxifutairuanruoleba，gentajiadaerziwanquanshilianggejiduan，zhendanxinerxifunayitianbeicanbaofafengdedaerzidasi。
yaobushishuhuanzhidaojuqingzouxiang，tajiuxinlexiefurenshizhengmianjiaose。
xiefurenyouduotengaixiaoerzixierui，jiuyouduotaoyandaerzixiesiyan。
xiefurenshixiangliyongtaduifuxiesiyan……ma？
shuhuanwenroudeyanmouruyihongqingquan，shidianxingbuhuisahuangdexiaobaituzhangxiang。
“siyanzuowanpeiwochifan，haikuawojiaozhitudezhijiayoupiaoliang…shiwozijibuxiaoxinzheliangle，gensiyanwuguan。”
xiefuren：“zenmejiuwuguanle，nidadanshuo，shibushisiyanqifunile？laoyeziyaorenmingsiyandangceo，tadouzhaogubuhaozijideqizi，youyoushenmenengliguquanshijiwanyuangong？”
“wohuijiayaogenlaoyezishangliang，rangtazhongxinkaolvceorenxuan！huanhuan，laoyezihepopotinichengyao，nijinguanbaxinlideweiqushuochulai。”
shuhuanxindao，niguoranshiqianniandehuli，zaigenwowanliaozhai。
“bannianqianwojiagongsizijinlianduanle，ruguobushisiyanshenchuyuanshou，wohuibeijialixujiernvshuangquandewushisuifushang。”
“shuoyijuxinlihua，xiesiyanzaiwoxinlishouxianshienren，qicicaishiwodezhangfu。wohuigenzhangfuwenrouxiaoyi，danwozhihuiduienrenyimingxiangchou。”
“popo，ninbuzhidaowomeitiandouzaiqingxing，qingxingzijijiajileyigenianqingjunmeidezhangfu，womeitiankantayiyan，nengduochiliangwanmifanni！”
谢夫人：“……”
我问的是这个吗？
shuhuancaibuguanxiefurenwenshenme，tahuizhuazhuyiqiejihuigonglvexiesiyanzheigenjindatui！
piaoliangguairuandeshaonvchaoxiesiyanweixiao。
xiesiyanxiangdaoleqianjitianchuangjintabangongshitaoshidebuoumao，pengsongdeweibamaocengdetashouwanyang。
xiesiyanditouyikan，buzhidaoshenmeshihou，shuhuanwozhuletadeshou。
怎么像个小黏人精？
xiefurenganjuezijibeiwushile，tarenzhefanbaiyandechongdong，linzhebaobaozoule。
shuhuanyanmouruanruan，“guawandiandihou，nikeyisongwohuijiama？”
kanzaitatizijidafazoulelaotaodemuqin，songtahuijiayebushibukeyi。
xiesiyanbuxibierenzaizijimianqianshuaxiaoxinsi，danshuhuanshitadeqizi，yiyanyixingdoushiweileboqutadeyanqiu。
倒也可以纵容一二。
shuwandiandihou，shuhuandejingshenhaoleyidian，tabaomandechunbanbudianerhong，kanqilaixiangshixileyangqidexiaohulijing，zhishixingzoudesizhibuzenmelinghuo，quanshenkunfapijuandelihai。