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“wangye,”woshenxiyikouqi,“qishiwohuilaishiyinwei......”

citangdamenturanbeizhuangkai。

“报——!”

shiweigunjinlai,“yankuangtale!”

wangyemengdiqishen:“shangleduoshaoren?”

“wurenshangwang,danshi......”

shiweiyanleyankoushui,“kuangdizhachugetianranjinku!”

我眼前一黑。

wangyequedaxiaochusheng,zhuanshenwozhuwodeshou:“furenguoranwangfu。”

tazhaixialingpairengjishiwei:“diaosanbaibing,bajinziquanwachulai——”

“烧给王妃。”

“不行!!!”

wojianjiaozhepushangqu,quejianwangyeconghuaizhongtaochuyijuanminghuangshengzhi。

“差点忘了”

taxiaozhezhankai,“huangshanggangshangdejiangnanyanyin,yeyibing......”

“轰——!”

zhengzuocitangturanjuliezhendong,fangliangshang“hualaladediaoxiayiduisuanpanzhuzi。

baiwuchanglangbeidicongxukongligunchulai,guanmaodouwaile:

“yanwangyujiaqinzhengle!”

chuangwaitiansezhouan,wuyunliekaiyidaoxinghongfengxi。

yizhijushoubazheyuncenghuanhuantanchu,wanshanghaichanzhe“fantongzhang”dehengfu。

yanwangdeshengyinzhendewapianluanfei:

“benwangrenwukerenle——”

yanwangbangeshenzikazaiyuncengli,wuyunzaitatoudingjuanchenggefennudexuanwo。

tajushouyihui,manyuanjinyuanbao“hualala”feishangtian,zaikongzhongpinchengsigexuehongdazi:

“还我血汗钱!”

wangyedejian“zheng”dichuqiao,hanguangzhizhiyunduan:“hefangyaonie,gandongbenwangdewangfei?”

yanwangqidehuzizhachengshanxing:“yaonie?niguantonghuopengzhangjiaoyaonie?!”

tayibazhangpaisuibanzuocitang,walilibengchuzhangsanzhangzhangdecaiwubaobiao:

“kankannigandehaoshi!difucpitongbishangzhang3000%!esiguidoupangchengqiule!”

wangyezhoumei:“furenjinrishifengyulexie...”

“谁跟你说这个!”

yanwangyibajiuchuduozaizhuzihoudewo,“niwenta!wentazheisannianshaoleduoshaozhiqian!”

woyingzhetoupijushou:“dagai...nengmaixiashibacengdiyu?”

“错!”

yanwangshuaichujuanzhou,qingdan“hualala”gunchushizhangyuan,“shimaixiashibacengdiyuwaijiatiantingtingchechang!”

wangyesaoleyanqingdan,turanlengxiao:

“yuanlaidifuzheibanqiongsuan。”

“???”

yanwangbaotiaorulei,yijiaoduochutiaodilie:“nidangyinjianshinijiayinchaochang?!”

“确实不是”

wangyemantiaosilicajian,“bijingbenwangshaodeshizhenjinbaiyin。”

“重点是这个吗!”

yanwangzhuakuangdichexiaguanmao,“xianzaizhenggedifujingjitixidoubengle!mengpotangzhangjiadaosanqianwanyiwan!naiheqiaoguolufeishoujintiao!lianbashediyudeqianzidoubeitouqudangfeitiemai!”

woruoruochazui:“neige...qishishiwotouzidefeipinhuishouzhan...”

“闭嘴!”

yanwanghewangyetongshihouwo。

baiwuchangturancongdifenglizuanchulai,wangwoshoulisailezhangzhitiao:

“kuaixiangbanfa!yanwangzhunbeiqidongliudaolunhuigeshihuaxitongle!”

woditouyikan,zhitiaobeimianhaihualegekulian:“ps:wodenianzhongjiangyaomeileqaq”

wangyeturanbajianwangdishangyicha:“shuoba,yaoduoshaomailuqian?”

阎王愣住:“啥?”

“不是要钱吗?”

wangyeconghuailitaochutayinpiao,“zheixiegoumaitaduoshaonianyangshou?”

yanwangetouqingjinbaoqi:“niyiweizheishicaishichangtaojiahaijia?!”

“不够?”

wangyezhuanshenfenfuguanjia,“qubayankuangdediqinalai——”

“停!”

wopushangqubaozhuwangyedegebo,“tabuyaoqian!tayaonitingzhishaozhi!”