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“wangye,”woshenxiyikouqi,“qishiwohuilaishiyinwei......”
citangdamenturanbeizhuangkai。
“报——!”
shiweigunjinlai,“yankuangtale!”
wangyemengdiqishen:“shangleduoshaoren?”
“wurenshangwang,danshi......”
shiweiyanleyankoushui,“kuangdizhachugetianranjinku!”
我眼前一黑。
wangyequedaxiaochusheng,zhuanshenwozhuwodeshou:“furenguoranwangfu。”
tazhaixialingpairengjishiwei:“diaosanbaibing,bajinziquanwachulai——”
“烧给王妃。”
“不行!!!”
wojianjiaozhepushangqu,quejianwangyeconghuaizhongtaochuyijuanminghuangshengzhi。
“差点忘了”
taxiaozhezhankai,“huangshanggangshangdejiangnanyanyin,yeyibing......”
“轰——!”
zhengzuocitangturanjuliezhendong,fangliangshang“hualaladediaoxiayiduisuanpanzhuzi。
baiwuchanglangbeidicongxukongligunchulai,guanmaodouwaile:
“yanwangyujiaqinzhengle!”
chuangwaitiansezhouan,wuyunliekaiyidaoxinghongfengxi。
yizhijushoubazheyuncenghuanhuantanchu,wanshanghaichanzhe“fantongzhang”dehengfu。
yanwangdeshengyinzhendewapianluanfei:
“benwangrenwukerenle——”
yanwangbangeshenzikazaiyuncengli,wuyunzaitatoudingjuanchenggefennudexuanwo。
tajushouyihui,manyuanjinyuanbao“hualala”feishangtian,zaikongzhongpinchengsigexuehongdazi:
“还我血汗钱!”
wangyedejian“zheng”dichuqiao,hanguangzhizhiyunduan:“hefangyaonie,gandongbenwangdewangfei?”
yanwangqidehuzizhachengshanxing:“yaonie?niguantonghuopengzhangjiaoyaonie?!”
tayibazhangpaisuibanzuocitang,walilibengchuzhangsanzhangzhangdecaiwubaobiao:
“kankannigandehaoshi!difucpitongbishangzhang3000%!esiguidoupangchengqiule!”
wangyezhoumei:“furenjinrishifengyulexie...”
“谁跟你说这个!”
yanwangyibajiuchuduozaizhuzihoudewo,“niwenta!wentazheisannianshaoleduoshaozhiqian!”
woyingzhetoupijushou:“dagai...nengmaixiashibacengdiyu?”
“错!”
yanwangshuaichujuanzhou,qingdan“hualala”gunchushizhangyuan,“shimaixiashibacengdiyuwaijiatiantingtingchechang!”
wangyesaoleyanqingdan,turanlengxiao:
“yuanlaidifuzheibanqiongsuan。”
“???”
yanwangbaotiaorulei,yijiaoduochutiaodilie:“nidangyinjianshinijiayinchaochang?!”
“确实不是”
wangyemantiaosilicajian,“bijingbenwangshaodeshizhenjinbaiyin。”
“重点是这个吗!”
yanwangzhuakuangdichexiaguanmao,“xianzaizhenggedifujingjitixidoubengle!mengpotangzhangjiadaosanqianwanyiwan!naiheqiaoguolufeishoujintiao!lianbashediyudeqianzidoubeitouqudangfeitiemai!”
woruoruochazui:“neige...qishishiwotouzidefeipinhuishouzhan...”
“闭嘴!”
yanwanghewangyetongshihouwo。
baiwuchangturancongdifenglizuanchulai,wangwoshoulisailezhangzhitiao:
“kuaixiangbanfa!yanwangzhunbeiqidongliudaolunhuigeshihuaxitongle!”
woditouyikan,zhitiaobeimianhaihualegekulian:“ps:wodenianzhongjiangyaomeileqaq”
wangyeturanbajianwangdishangyicha:“shuoba,yaoduoshaomailuqian?”
阎王愣住:“啥?”
“不是要钱吗?”
wangyeconghuailitaochutayinpiao,“zheixiegoumaitaduoshaonianyangshou?”
yanwangetouqingjinbaoqi:“niyiweizheishicaishichangtaojiahaijia?!”
“不够?”
wangyezhuanshenfenfuguanjia,“qubayankuangdediqinalai——”
“停!”
wopushangqubaozhuwangyedegebo,“tabuyaoqian!tayaonitingzhishaozhi!”