tamendouhanwochunhuoxuezha,bendeliantiyuchengjidoulakua。
嘭——
yigezuqiufeiguolai,zhengzhongwonaomen。
wokanzhewoxihuandeneigebaiyishaonian,yilianshaxiao:“heiheihei,tadezuqiuzazhonglewo,taxinliyouwo。”
chuyuanhouwowanruobeizaxing,pingshixiangtianshuyiyangdeti,xianzaiquedexinyingshou。
“wei,chunhuo,haihaonicuoguoleyuekao,zheiciwomenbanpingjunfenyijingqifeile。”
baiyishaonianyilianmieshi,tashuowanzhihoutongxuemenhongtangdaxiao。
wo:“tongxue,nijibasheia?”
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wodeshengyinbudabuxiao,zhouweiderenganghaodounengtingdao。
他们直接安静了。
zaiquanbantongxuemianqianbeiwokoutufenfang,xiaoyidelianselvexianganga,tayipaizhuozi:“qinyuniyoujibasheia?”
o,yuanlaiquanbandiermingcihuiliangzheimepinfa,zhihuizhongfubierendehuama?
“嘁。”
wofachuyishengchaofeng,duitafanlegebaiyanzhihou,youditouzaishijuanshangxiexiehuahua,landezailihui。
woshoulinadeshishangzhouceyandeshijuan,shuxue23fen,yijingshiwoyongjinbishengsuoxuekaochulaide,meihuidoubeiquanbanrenchaoxiao。
【jiuzheihaikaoshenmedaxuea,huijiaweizhuquba!】
buguojintiankanleliangdaocuoti,huranfuzhixinling,naqicaogaobenyansuanleliangbian,jingranbazheidaocuotijiechulaile!hei,rangwozaiwangxiakankan。
“qinyuzheishishenmemaobing?buhuibeizuqiuzashaleba?”
“zhuangshenmeazhuang,shuxue20fen,yitouzhuzaijiaoshilizuoyinianyebuzhikaozheimedianer。”
woerbianchuanlaigezhongchixiaoheqieqiesiyu,congzuobianerduojin,youbianerduochu,wolianyanpidoulandetaiyixia。
习惯了。
haishishoushangdetibijiaozhongyao。
zhengfanleyiyecaogaozhi,dasuanjiexiayidaotideshihou,woganjuedaoyourencongwobeihounadongxi。
“rangwokankanzheishishenme……”
xiaoyicongwoshubaolichouchuneibenbijiben,fengmianshifensede,youxiaoxiongheaixin。
“是日记诶!”
“hahahahaha,kuaijidajianiannian!”
一群人开始起哄。
“jintiantoutoukantadeshihou,jingranzhenghaoduishangtakanguolaideyanshen,wodexinpengpengtiao,xiaoyishibushi,yexihuanwodeni?”
“a!yueleyuele。”zhouweiderenzuooutuzhuang。
wozhanleqilai,bahouruzhuantoudeniujingaojiecidianwangzhuoshangyishuai,zhuozifachudongdiyisheng。
“拿过来!”
woxianshaozheimeyingqi,shentidourenbuzhufadou。
“wei,”xiaoyizuozaizijidekezhuoshang,xiaorongzhongdaizhepiqi,“xihuanwojiuzhishuoma,haigaoyuqinguzongzheiyitao,meiyisilea!”
shiyuejinqiu,congchuanghuliujinlaideyangguangyingzaitashenshang,jibaichenshantianleyidaojinsedeguanghua。chenshandelingkouweikai,yutadexiaorongyibanzhangyangzisi。
tayizhidouxihuanzheimecuxiadizhuonongbieren,womeicidoubeitaqidezhiku,danrengranguzhidianlianletazhengzhengsinian。
congwozaiyiyuanxinglaideneitianjiezhi。
woyijingbuzaixihuantale。
“wotmrangninaguolai!”
“sheijibaxihuannia!tiantianchuanbaise,chuandegengeguiyiyang,suanwoyiqianxialeyanxingbuxing?”
“yourenxihuanni,niweibajiuyaoqiaoshangtianleshiba!”
dangwobuxihuantadeshihou,tazaihaokan,yeshenmedoubushi。
xiaoyilenglepianke,lianseyuelaiyuehei。
woshangqianqianghuilefenhongsebijiben,zhuazheneijiyechexialai,ranhousilegefensui。
“xiesidilideshenjingbing。”
“eiei,yougedancizashuolaizhe?zhuamaneige。”
“dramaqueen.”
“duiduiduidui,jiushizheige。”
da,da,da,da,yichuangaogenxiedeshengyinyouyuanjijin。
suoyourenzuoniaoshousan,fenfenhuidaozuowei。
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“nimenzaichaoshenme?gebibandounengtingdaonimendeshengyin。”
“dougaoerle,shaoweiyoudianjinzhangganxingbuxing!”
banzhurenkaishixunhua,dajiadoumaizhenaodai,shengpachengweichutouniao。
“qinyu!”tadeyindiaohuranshenggaoyigebadu,“nizuoweizenmehuishi?”
“xulaoshi,qinyugangcaigenxiaoyichaojia,taqijile,jiubabenzisile。”
wohaimeiyoukaikou,linsihongjiujiezoulehuatou。tashibanzhang,womenbandiyiming。zheizhongshihou,yezhiyoutagandadalieliedijiehua。
wodunxiaqu,badishangsanluodezhijianqilai。
“tingkebuhaohaoting,zhizaolajidaoshiyouyishou。”
“niyaoshibaduoshishengfeidejingliyongzaixuexishang,yebuhuimeicikaoxialaidouzheimelajile!”
qianpaiyoubushaotongxuezhuanguotoulai,kanzhewoxingzailehuodiqiexiao。
“haole!nachushuxueshijuan,womenjiezhejiang。”tajiwofanleyigebaiyan。
wonazhekongbaishijuan,yidaotijieyidaoti,wodoujingenzhetadesilu。yiqianxiangtingtianshuyiyangdebuzhou,quebuzhizenmedoubiandeshunchangqilai。
jiangwantiankong,banzhurenbashijuanfanlegemian。
“zheicidedati,tongxuemenyewanchengdebucuo,gaidedefenjibenshangdounadaole。”
“qinyu,”tazuijiaoweiwan,yanliquemeiyouxiaorong,“duokuilenizheicimeilai,guangshuxuezheiyike,womenbandenianjipaimingjiushangshengle5ming。”
wowulibianbo,ganjuebizihuranyisuan,jiulianmangdixialetou。
嗤——
xiaoyineigefangxiangchuanlaiyidaomingxiandeshengyin。
banzhurenhuanleyizhifenbi,zhuanshenzaiheibanshangliebuzhou。
zheiyizhou,wojibenshangdoumeizenmeshuohua。
chulejuanzijiushijuanzi,chulelianxitihaishilianxiti。
zaibanshangwobenlaijiutingchenmoguayande,yemeiyourenzaiyi。tamenweiyigenwodejiaoliu,jiushigezhongbianzhefadiyinyangwo。
“nulelihaizhikaozheidianfen,kanlaishizhenben。”
womeishijiangenzheixierenfeiwuweidechunshe,zheiyigexingqi,wobayigeduoyuedezhouceyanquanbuzhongxinzuoleyibian。
zhouwushangwu,meizhouleidabudongdeshuxuezhouceshi。wojingxidifaxian,chulepiannandedati,jichutishizhendezuoqilaihenshunli!
fenshuhepaimingchulaideneiyikewodoudaile。
19名。
wozufenmaoqingyandoumeizaishuxuezheiyikepaiguo19ming。
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“wonianmingzi,tongxuemenshanglainajuanzi。”
banzhurennianwanwodefenshuhepaiming,bajuanzidijiwodeshihou,yanshenxiangdangqiguai。
“zhendejiade?”bushaorenjingdezhangdalezui,kaishijiaotoujieer。
wonalejuanzizhuanshenzhunbeihuizuowei,banzhurendeshengyinyouyoudiconghoumianchuanguolai:
“qinyu,zhendeshinizijizuodema?”
wolianshangweiweifare,dingzhetayiziyijudishuo:“shiwozijizuode。”
“laoshi,”xiaoyicongwochoutifanchuyiduijuanzi,dapolechenmo,“zheiciceshihaoduoshizuoguodeti,qinyuchoutiliyoushijuan,quandoushixiehaoledaande!”
banzhurenbashoulidejuanziwangzhuozishangyipai,dunshifenbihuisisan:“qinyunidiubudiuren!zheizhongkaoshizuobiyoushenmeyiyi!haishinijuedegaokaoyenengrangnizuobi?”
“老师,我没抄!”
jianwokaikoufanbo,banzhurendenuqigengshen:
“pingshibuhaohaoxue,kaoshideshihounizhidaojuanzishangbuhaokanle?nixiangyaoduoshaofen,wozhijiejinida,150xingbuxing?”
“chengjibuhaoyejiusuanle,zhishaobielianrenpindouzheimedilie!”
“nizheizhongrenyaokaodeshangdaxue,wojiucongzheiwuloushangtiaoxiaqu!”
tagenbenbutingwobianbo,duizhewomalebanjieke。
houlaitazhongyuxiaoqile、maleile:“juanzinahuilai,nidaojiaoshiwaimianzhanzhe。”
shijuandeyijiaobeiwonazaishouliyijingniezhoule,wojinjinzuanzheshou:“xulaoshi,womeichao,zheishiwozijizuode。”
“bizui!jiaobianshenme!nizuodechulaima?”
linsihongjiuzaiwopangbian,talalelawodexiuzi:“qinyu,bieguzhile,kuaigenxulaoshirengecuo。”
woshibanzhurenzuitaoyandexuesheng,banzhangshitazuiaidexuesheng。
tajibenshangjiushiwodefanmian。
chengjiyouyi,zhangdefendiaoyuzhuo、keaiguaiqiao,huopokailangzuiyoutian。banzhurenmarendeshihou,suoyourendaqidoubuganchu,weidutagan。
wotaoyanbanzhuren,yetaoyanlinsihong。
woxihuanxiaoyizheijianshi,jiushitadouchuqude。
wocongtashoulishijingchouchushou,angzhetou,shengyindouqidefadou:“weishenmewoyaodaoqian,womeizuobi,yemeiyouzuocuo!”
“mingwanbulingshiba,xing。”banzhurendiandiantou,“banijiazhangzhaolai。”
“chuqu,xianzaijiuqubangongshidadianhua!”