第1章

tamendouhanwochunhuoxuezha,bendeliantiyuchengjidoulakua。

嘭——

yigezuqiufeiguolai,zhengzhongwonaomen。

wokanzhewoxihuandeneigebaiyishaonian,yilianshaxiao:“heiheihei,tadezuqiuzazhonglewo,taxinliyouwo。”

chuyuanhouwowanruobeizaxing,pingshixiangtianshuyiyangdeti,xianzaiquedexinyingshou。

“wei,chunhuo,haihaonicuoguoleyuekao,zheiciwomenbanpingjunfenyijingqifeile。”

baiyishaonianyilianmieshi,tashuowanzhihoutongxuemenhongtangdaxiao。

wo:“tongxue,nijibasheia?”

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wodeshengyinbudabuxiao,zhouweiderenganghaodounengtingdao。

他们直接安静了。

zaiquanbantongxuemianqianbeiwokoutufenfang,xiaoyidelianselvexianganga,tayipaizhuozi:“qinyuniyoujibasheia?”

o,yuanlaiquanbandiermingcihuiliangzheimepinfa,zhihuizhongfubierendehuama?

“嘁。”

wofachuyishengchaofeng,duitafanlegebaiyanzhihou,youditouzaishijuanshangxiexiehuahua,landezailihui。

woshoulinadeshishangzhouceyandeshijuan,shuxue23fen,yijingshiwoyongjinbishengsuoxuekaochulaide,meihuidoubeiquanbanrenchaoxiao。

【jiuzheihaikaoshenmedaxuea,huijiaweizhuquba!】

buguojintiankanleliangdaocuoti,huranfuzhixinling,naqicaogaobenyansuanleliangbian,jingranbazheidaocuotijiechulaile!hei,rangwozaiwangxiakankan。

“qinyuzheishishenmemaobing?buhuibeizuqiuzashaleba?”

“zhuangshenmeazhuang,shuxue20fen,yitouzhuzaijiaoshilizuoyinianyebuzhikaozheimedianer。”

woerbianchuanlaigezhongchixiaoheqieqiesiyu,congzuobianerduojin,youbianerduochu,wolianyanpidoulandetaiyixia。

习惯了。

haishishoushangdetibijiaozhongyao。

zhengfanleyiyecaogaozhi,dasuanjiexiayidaotideshihou,woganjuedaoyourencongwobeihounadongxi。

“rangwokankanzheishishenme……”

xiaoyicongwoshubaolichouchuneibenbijiben,fengmianshifensede,youxiaoxiongheaixin。

“是日记诶!”

“hahahahaha,kuaijidajianiannian!”

一群人开始起哄。

“jintiantoutoukantadeshihou,jingranzhenghaoduishangtakanguolaideyanshen,wodexinpengpengtiao,xiaoyishibushi,yexihuanwodeni?”

“a!yueleyuele。”zhouweiderenzuooutuzhuang。

wozhanleqilai,bahouruzhuantoudeniujingaojiecidianwangzhuoshangyishuai,zhuozifachudongdiyisheng。

“拿过来!”

woxianshaozheimeyingqi,shentidourenbuzhufadou。

“wei,”xiaoyizuozaizijidekezhuoshang,xiaorongzhongdaizhepiqi,“xihuanwojiuzhishuoma,haigaoyuqinguzongzheiyitao,meiyisilea!”

shiyuejinqiu,congchuanghuliujinlaideyangguangyingzaitashenshang,jibaichenshantianleyidaojinsedeguanghua。chenshandelingkouweikai,yutadexiaorongyibanzhangyangzisi。

tayizhidouxihuanzheimecuxiadizhuonongbieren,womeicidoubeitaqidezhiku,danrengranguzhidianlianletazhengzhengsinian。

congwozaiyiyuanxinglaideneitianjiezhi。

woyijingbuzaixihuantale。

“wotmrangninaguolai!”

“sheijibaxihuannia!tiantianchuanbaise,chuandegengeguiyiyang,suanwoyiqianxialeyanxingbuxing?”

“yourenxihuanni,niweibajiuyaoqiaoshangtianleshiba!”

dangwobuxihuantadeshihou,tazaihaokan,yeshenmedoubushi。

xiaoyilenglepianke,lianseyuelaiyuehei。

woshangqianqianghuilefenhongsebijiben,zhuazheneijiyechexialai,ranhousilegefensui。

“xiesidilideshenjingbing。”

“eiei,yougedancizashuolaizhe?zhuamaneige。”

“dramaqueen.”

“duiduiduidui,jiushizheige。”

da,da,da,da,yichuangaogenxiedeshengyinyouyuanjijin。

suoyourenzuoniaoshousan,fenfenhuidaozuowei。

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“nimenzaichaoshenme?gebibandounengtingdaonimendeshengyin。”

“dougaoerle,shaoweiyoudianjinzhangganxingbuxing!”

banzhurenkaishixunhua,dajiadoumaizhenaodai,shengpachengweichutouniao。

“qinyu!”tadeyindiaohuranshenggaoyigebadu,“nizuoweizenmehuishi?”

“xulaoshi,qinyugangcaigenxiaoyichaojia,taqijile,jiubabenzisile。”

wohaimeiyoukaikou,linsihongjiujiezoulehuatou。tashibanzhang,womenbandiyiming。zheizhongshihou,yezhiyoutagandadalieliedijiehua。

wodunxiaqu,badishangsanluodezhijianqilai。

“tingkebuhaohaoting,zhizaolajidaoshiyouyishou。”

“niyaoshibaduoshishengfeidejingliyongzaixuexishang,yebuhuimeicikaoxialaidouzheimelajile!”

qianpaiyoubushaotongxuezhuanguotoulai,kanzhewoxingzailehuodiqiexiao。

“haole!nachushuxueshijuan,womenjiezhejiang。”tajiwofanleyigebaiyan。

wonazhekongbaishijuan,yidaotijieyidaoti,wodoujingenzhetadesilu。yiqianxiangtingtianshuyiyangdebuzhou,quebuzhizenmedoubiandeshunchangqilai。

jiangwantiankong,banzhurenbashijuanfanlegemian。

“zheicidedati,tongxuemenyewanchengdebucuo,gaidedefenjibenshangdounadaole。”

“qinyu,”tazuijiaoweiwan,yanliquemeiyouxiaorong,“duokuilenizheicimeilai,guangshuxuezheiyike,womenbandenianjipaimingjiushangshengle5ming。”

wowulibianbo,ganjuebizihuranyisuan,jiulianmangdixialetou。

嗤——

xiaoyineigefangxiangchuanlaiyidaomingxiandeshengyin。

banzhurenhuanleyizhifenbi,zhuanshenzaiheibanshangliebuzhou。

zheiyizhou,wojibenshangdoumeizenmeshuohua。

chulejuanzijiushijuanzi,chulelianxitihaishilianxiti。

zaibanshangwobenlaijiutingchenmoguayande,yemeiyourenzaiyi。tamenweiyigenwodejiaoliu,jiushigezhongbianzhefadiyinyangwo。

“nulelihaizhikaozheidianfen,kanlaishizhenben。”

womeishijiangenzheixierenfeiwuweidechunshe,zheiyigexingqi,wobayigeduoyuedezhouceyanquanbuzhongxinzuoleyibian。

zhouwushangwu,meizhouleidabudongdeshuxuezhouceshi。wojingxidifaxian,chulepiannandedati,jichutishizhendezuoqilaihenshunli!

fenshuhepaimingchulaideneiyikewodoudaile。

19名。

wozufenmaoqingyandoumeizaishuxuezheiyikepaiguo19ming。

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“wonianmingzi,tongxuemenshanglainajuanzi。”

banzhurennianwanwodefenshuhepaiming,bajuanzidijiwodeshihou,yanshenxiangdangqiguai。

“zhendejiade?”bushaorenjingdezhangdalezui,kaishijiaotoujieer。

wonalejuanzizhuanshenzhunbeihuizuowei,banzhurendeshengyinyouyoudiconghoumianchuanguolai:

“qinyu,zhendeshinizijizuodema?”

wolianshangweiweifare,dingzhetayiziyijudishuo:“shiwozijizuode。”

“laoshi,”xiaoyicongwochoutifanchuyiduijuanzi,dapolechenmo,“zheiciceshihaoduoshizuoguodeti,qinyuchoutiliyoushijuan,quandoushixiehaoledaande!”

banzhurenbashoulidejuanziwangzhuozishangyipai,dunshifenbihuisisan:“qinyunidiubudiuren!zheizhongkaoshizuobiyoushenmeyiyi!haishinijuedegaokaoyenengrangnizuobi?”

“老师,我没抄!”

jianwokaikoufanbo,banzhurendenuqigengshen:

“pingshibuhaohaoxue,kaoshideshihounizhidaojuanzishangbuhaokanle?nixiangyaoduoshaofen,wozhijiejinida,150xingbuxing?”

“chengjibuhaoyejiusuanle,zhishaobielianrenpindouzheimedilie!”

“nizheizhongrenyaokaodeshangdaxue,wojiucongzheiwuloushangtiaoxiaqu!”

tagenbenbutingwobianbo,duizhewomalebanjieke。

houlaitazhongyuxiaoqile、maleile:“juanzinahuilai,nidaojiaoshiwaimianzhanzhe。”

shijuandeyijiaobeiwonazaishouliyijingniezhoule,wojinjinzuanzheshou:“xulaoshi,womeichao,zheishiwozijizuode。”

“bizui!jiaobianshenme!nizuodechulaima?”

linsihongjiuzaiwopangbian,talalelawodexiuzi:“qinyu,bieguzhile,kuaigenxulaoshirengecuo。”

woshibanzhurenzuitaoyandexuesheng,banzhangshitazuiaidexuesheng。

tajibenshangjiushiwodefanmian。

chengjiyouyi,zhangdefendiaoyuzhuo、keaiguaiqiao,huopokailangzuiyoutian。banzhurenmarendeshihou,suoyourendaqidoubuganchu,weidutagan。

wotaoyanbanzhuren,yetaoyanlinsihong。

woxihuanxiaoyizheijianshi,jiushitadouchuqude。

wocongtashoulishijingchouchushou,angzhetou,shengyindouqidefadou:“weishenmewoyaodaoqian,womeizuobi,yemeiyouzuocuo!”

“mingwanbulingshiba,xing。”banzhurendiandiantou,“banijiazhangzhaolai。”

“chuqu,xianzaijiuqubangongshidadianhua!”