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“......”kezimeixiangdaozijiyijuqingbaozhaolaiwayanzhihuo,qilewannaozhixin,“zheiweitongxue,woyaoshiyanxia,zenmehuikanjiannizheiweixiaomeinvni?”

“......”hesonghaishidiyicibeirenchengweixiaomeinv,xinligaoxing,danhaiyaozuiying,“nengkanjianwozhangdemeidaoyebuxia,kuaijiaonidepengyoudougunkai!”

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“......”

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“......”

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“leisijintianzheiyangdeshiqing,yihoudoubunengzaiyou。”

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“......”hesongmeihaoqidexiaolechulai,zhigaoqiyangdeshuo,“banideroujiwochi。”

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“......”xuyanghenhendidengletayiyan,“sheiyaofengxle!”

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