jiangwanyigezhuanshenganghaozhuangjinleyigeshensuideyanmouzhong，zheishei？zenmeyoudianyanshu？
zheishiwaimianturanchuanlaiyizhenxuanhuasheng。
“啊！变态吧！”
“zheigeliulanghanzenmepaonvcesuomenkoudunzhe？”
“保安呢？保安！”
“zheiqigaimobushiyaotoukuinvce？”
tingdaozhei，jiangtandongledongshenzi，zhuanguoshenzixitingzhemenwaichuanlaideshengyin，erjiangwanyemeidong，bijingzheihuichuquqibushichuanbangle。
niaoniaodejirendaoshizhejimanghuangdilinzhekuziduoduosuosuodichuqule。
jinjiezhejiutingdaowaimianchuanlaizhongnianliulanghandehansheng，“bushi，bushi，yougenvrentoulewodeqianpaojinnvcesuole，wozaizheidengtachulai。”
“你骗鬼呢？”
“kuai，baoanhongchuqu。”
“报警吧报警。”
tingdaozheiliulanghanyouyule，xiangdaozuijinzijiyoudarenyouqiangjieyouduxiaoxueshengdejiupabeifaxiandunjuzi，mamalieliedeyibianzouyibiandao，“bie，biebaojing，womashangzou，mashangzou。”
henkuaimenwaidexuanhuashengmanmanxiaoshi，anjingxialai。
jiangtantingdaozijiashangchangchuxianzheizhongshi，ziranshitingleyierduo，xiangshicaidaoleshenmeyiban，tazhuanguoshenzishangxiadaliangleyixiajiangwan，muguangtingzailetashouzhongnazhedeshikuaizhibi。
“姜**！”
dourantingdaoyourenjiaoziji，jiangwanzheshijingleyixia，xiayishi“ng？”leyisheng。
jiangwan：renshiwo？yuanzhudejiuxiangshi？
jiangtancikemeidaiyanjing，ruilideyanshenchaozijixilai，haidingzhezijishouzhongdeqian，jiangwanyanleyankoushui，jiangshouhuanhuanbeidaoleshenhou。
chajuedaotadedongzuo，jiangtanlvedaichaofengdeqinglengshengyinchuanlai。
“不解释解释？”
“jieshishenme？”jiangwantingzhileshenzi，beizheshou，jingzhicongtashenpangzouguo，jiuzhunbeichuqu。
tingtazheiyuqijiuzhidaobushishenmeshuren，shuobudinghaiyouchou，hetashuoneimeduozuoshenme，langfeishijian。
jiangwandabuzouzhe，quezailuguotashenbianzhishibeijiangtanyibazhuazhulenaqiandeneizhishoudeshouwan，tayiyousuozhididao，“qiangjiefan？toukuikuang？”
tahuxiyizhi，lianshangdebiaoqingbianleyoubian，keweishijingcaijuelun，“wuhui，wuhui。”
zheilianggezuimingtakedanbuqi，kantazheijiashi，mobushiyaosongtajinjuziba？
“wuhui？”jiangtanchixiaodao，liangbodeyanshensaoxiangleta，“buruquhejingchashuodaoyifan。”
tingdaozhei，jiangwanjinglejimiao，kaishiyonglizhengzha，“shenmejingcha，nifangkaiwo。nizheirenyoumaobinga。”
jiangtanjiantazhengzha，shuangshoutongshijinguzhutadeshou，mengdiyizhuai，jiujiangqiwangwaituo，xushitayongliguoda，jiangwanyouxujiuweijinshijiashangganggangpaobudaozhitilibuzhidixuetangfanle，yigeliangqiang，chediyunleguoqu。
mianqianliejibanbandenvrenturantouyiwaidaozailezijishenshang，jiangtanyiweitashuashenmeshouduan，fanshouyishuai，zhijianjiangwanzhenggerenzhizhidizaizailedishang，touyezhuangzailedibanshang，shunjianzhongleqilai。
？？？？
jiangtanzoushangqian，dunxiashen，zixikanlekan，faxianrenzhendeyunleguoquhou，huangluanditaochushouji，jiaolejiuhuche。
……
jiangwanxinglaideshihoufaxianzijitangzaileyiyuanli，si——
头好疼。
tashenchuyizhishoumolemonaodai，faxianzijitoushangjingchanleyiquanshabu，buyoudishenchulingyizhishouzhandouzheshuangshouyiqixiangtoushangmosuozhe。
不会吧？
mobushihunmizhongbeirenkailepiao？
haihaohaihao，quedingtoudingwanhaowusunhou，jiangwansonglekouqi。
嘶——
怎么这么疼！
hunmizhiqianfashengshenmelaizhe？
duile，yougenanrenyaotuozijiqujingchaju！
xiangdaozheitalimatouyebutengle，yaoyebusuanle，fanshenjiuzhunbeixiachuang，zheishihoucaifaxianshoushanghaiguazhediandi。
嗯？
挂的啥玩意？
takemeiqianfuyiyaofeia。
jiangtanjinlaideshihoujiukandaoyigenvrenchuanzhebinghaofudunzaichuangshangjuezhedingkanzheguashuiping，zuilihainiandao，“putaotang？neiyinggaibuguiba？yi？woshoushangshikuaiqianni？”
jiangtan：……qiongdefeiyisuosi。
yuanbenyiweishixinzangbingfanlehaishishenmeyinjiyundaode，meixiangdaodouzheigeshidailehaiyourenyinweieyunde。
xiangdaoganggangzaijiuhucheshangzheinvrensisiniezheshikuaiqianjiushibufangshoudeyangzi，jiangtandehuxiyoushiyizhi。
zaijiangwandaochuzhaozijideshikuaiqiandeshihoumengdeyitaitoukandaolemenkoudaizheyanjinghekouzhaodebaiyinanzihou，shenxingyidun。
江覃？
他怎么在这？
buhuitadezhuzhiyishengshitaba？
tayongyuguangpielepiechuangtoudepaizi，kandaolingyigesanzimingzisonglekouqi，haihao，bushi。
keshi，sheinenggaosuta，jiangtanweishenmexiangtazouguolaile，bujinruci，taturanhaizhaixialekouzhao……
等等？
zheibushicesuoneigeyaotuotajinjuzideshagouma？
？？？？！？
jiangtanjiangyifenhefanhuanhuanfangzailechuangtoujushang，dishengdao，“jiang**，nidixuetangyundaole。”
ta“e”leyisheng，kanleyiyanchuangtoujushangdefan，yuyanyouzhi。
“给你的。”
tingdaozheihua，jiangwanshenmeyegubushangle，naguolai，dakaihezijiudakuaiduoyidichileqilai。
xushitachidetaiguolangtunhuyan，rangjiangtanyerenbuzhulenglehaojimiao。
piankehou，tashouchakoudai，yuqiyouyoudidao，“zheijiushiniqiangjiedeliyou？”
tingdaozheihua，jiangwantingxialedongzuo，jiangzuiliyidakoufanyandaoduzilihou，shenxingzhandoudihuanglehuang，yankuanghonghong，xiaolubanshiluludiyanjingyizhabuzhadikanzheta，xiaoshengdishuo：“wo，woyijinghaojitianmeichifanle。”
zheigeyanshenzhikandejiangtanxinshenyizhen，benlaixiangshuodeyilianchuanjiansuankebodehuaquandoutunhuileduzili。
kantasihubuzhaochale，jiangwanyouditoujixubalafancai。
chensijimiaohou，jiangtanjiezhedao，“neiyebuyinggai……”
嗯？还有个猪蹄。
jiangwanxiangdoumeixiangdeshenchushounaqilaijiuken，jieguodongzuoguodachedaoletoushangdeshangkou，xiayishiyou“si”leyisheng。
jiangtanshunzhetamotoudedongzuokanlekantatoushangdeshangkou，kouzhongdehuayoutinglexialai。
jiangwanyibiankenyibiantaitouwendao，“buyinggaishenme？”
jiangtanyouxiexinxu，zoushangqiankanlekandiaoping，faxianyijingmeile，shunshoujiangtadezhenbale，suihoupaoxiayiju：“chiwannikeyizoule，yiyaofeibuyongnifu。”
shuowantajiuxiangmenkouzouqu，jiangwanyikantazoule，jile，chushenglanzhuleta。
“等等，江医生。”
jiangtan：？？？？tarenshiwo？？？mofeiyoushenmeqitu？？guyiyinqiwodezhuyi？？
“我十块钱呢？”