qiaoyanxixishuwan,dushishuangyeshoushihaochulaile。
chuanzhehongmianaodeqiaoyanxixiangnianhualidenianwawa,keaiyoutaoxi。
杜诗双喜欢的紧。
dangnian,tadaoshixiangshengguinv,buguoyilianshenglesange,doushichouxiaozi。
tayexieleshengguinvdexin。
lundaosunbeichusheng,jihuashengyukaishile。
夫妻俩只能生一个。
tadedaerzishengleyigeerzi;ererzihaimeijiehunni,zhiyuhaizi,gengshimeiyingdeshi。
daoshizheigeturanchuxiandesunnv,tianbuletazaoniandeyihan。
xiaohaianjingchifan,ouerzhizhegoubuzhedecai,qingdushishuangbangtajiayidian。
qiaoyanxichidechabuduole,fangxiawandiaogeng,huaxiadengzi。
“haochima?”dushishuangwen。
“好吃的!”
“zenmebuzaiduochidian!”
“duziyuangungunde,zaichixiaquyaobaozhale!”
qiaoyanxibeizheshouzouchudamen,“yenai,woquxiaoxiaoshi!”
“jiuzaizanyuanzili,biezouyuan!”
yuanyuandechuanlaixiaohaideshengyin,“hao!”
“duohaodehaizi,nixiaoerzizenmejiubuyaoni?”qiaodahushuo。
“tazijiyehaishigehaizi,xiangyaoyeyaobuqi。”
hualuo,fuqiliangqiqitanqi,zenmeshengchulaizheimegeniezhang。
qiaoyanxisuanzheshijianhuilai。
“nai,nichiwanlema?”
“chiwanle,naonaoxiangqunaer?”
“zhaobaba!”qiaoyanxiyishouzuandushishuangdeshizhi,yishouzhidamen。
dushishuangmianlunanse,“nibabameigaosuwotazhudedifang!”
yanjianxiaohaibiezuiyaoku,dushishuangmangbuchong,“worangniyequchale,nishuiyijuejiuyoujieguole。”
qiaoyanxipietayiyan,weiweiququ,“nipianren!nizuotianjiushuo,wohaohaoshuijuehaohaochifanjiunengjiandaobaba!womenhailagoubaozhengguode!”
dushishuangyipainaodai,taxiangqiaoyanxidaoqian,“duibuqi,naonao,womeixiangdaoyeyexiamianderenbanshizheimebulisuo,douyiwanshanglehaimeixiaoxi,huitouworangniyeyedatamen**。”
qiaoyanximianlujingkong,“buda**!”
tameixiangdao,cixiangheaideyeyejuranhuidabieren**。
“bukeyida**!”takanzhenainairenzhendao。
“tamenbanshituola,yingxiangnaonaozhaobaba,weishenmebukeyida**!”
“zhaobababenlaishiwodeshi,tamenshibangwomangde!”qiaoyanximuluqianze。
xiaohaizheibantongqingdali,daorangdushishuangjuedezijicaishineigebudongshidehaizi。
santianhou,qiaodahuchuanlaixiaoxi,zhaodaoleqiaozhixuandexinzhuzhi。
“dainiquzhaobaba!”dushishuangbaqiaoyanxibaoshangletadezhuanshuzuoyi。
zuoyishitengbiande,yongjigenbutiaolaolaogudinghengliangshang,quebaoyizizaiqixingguochengzhongbuhuihuadong。
yizishanghaitiexindefangshangleyigehongsesuihuazhentou,zhentoulimiantianchongmianhua。
qiaoyanxizuoshangtadezhuanshutengyi,xiaoxinmosuo。
tafachumeijianguoshimiandejinghu:“wa,woconglaimeizuoguozheiyangdeyiziei!wohenxihuan。”
“xihuanjiuhao!”dushishuangwenshengying。
“nainai,chufa!”qiaoyanxizuohao,duidushishuangdao。
lushang,qiaoyanxiwen,“nainai,nishuobabahuibuhuiyoupaodiao!”
“我不知道!”
dushishuangbuganjiqiaoyanxikendingdafu,pajieguobururenyi,xiaohaishiwang。
takandechulaixiaoerziduiyuzheigeturanchuxiandexiaohaishijiweikangjude。
yeshi,rensheipingkongduoleyigehaiziyelengjingbule。
“nainai,yaoduojiucainengjiandaobaba?”
dushishuangxianglexiang,“womenzouleyibanle,henkuaile,zaijianchiyihuier!”
上坡时,蹬不上去。
dushishuangcongzixingcheshangxialai,tuizhezixingchewangqianzou。
“nai,wobangnishanfeng!”qiaoyanxishouchengpushanzhuang,yonglishan。
fengmeiyou,tazijidaoshileidaole,zhichuanqi。
“haole,goule,naonao!”
houmiandelucheng,zaiwubolan。
“daole!”dushishuangshuo。
zixingchetingzaimalubian,suoshang,dushishuangqianzhexiaohailaidaolexiaoerzizuzhudedazayuanmenkou。
“nainai,babazhuzaizheilima?”
qiaoyanxixilexibizi,tahaoxiangwendaolefameideweidao。
babazhuzaizheilihuishengbingde。
dazayuanlaileyigeyizheguangxianqianzhexiaohaidemoshengfuren。
“zhaosheia,shenzi!”baozhexiaohaidexifureqingzoushangqianwen。
“wozhaoshiqibasuidenianqingxiaohuo,hewozhangdexiang,dagaizheimegao……”dushishuangchaonianqingxiaoxifubihua。
houyoubuchong,“gangbanguolaimeiduojiu!”
“nishuoxiaoqiaoshiba?nishita……”
“woshitaniang,laikankanta!”
xiaoxifutingdushishuangshuowan,yanjingdiliuliuzhizhuan,xinlibuzhizaipansuanshenme。
butadaoshihenshuangkuaidijidushishuangzhilegefangxiang,“re,nei!menpopolanlandeneijiajiushi。”
dushishuanggangzou,xiaoxifuzhuantoujiuheyuanliqitarenyilunqilai。
“zezeze,nishuo,xiaoqiaotamadabandezheimeguangxian,yikanjiushiyouqianren,xiaoqiaozenmezhuzanzheidifang!”
“womenzheidifangyoushenmebuhao,huangchenggenjiaoxia,cuntucunjinde,youdifangzhujiubucuole!”
“shishishi,womenzheierhao!”
xiaoxifufanleyigebaiyan,zuilibukeqi,“yaoshiyouneigebenshi,hainengzhuzheier?”
xiaoxifuhuashuodebuhaoting,lishizheigeli。
shaoweiyouqianyoumenluderen,douzhujinloufangle,zaibujiyebandaokuanchangdiandedifang。
怎么会挤在这儿!
zheibiandefangwudiaibushuo,wuyandixiahailuandaluanjian,dixiazhiyuyigeliangrenkuandetongdao,haozaizhuzaizheierderendoushishouzi,buranjindoujinbule。
jiuzheizhaizhaidetongdao,haihengzheliangyisheng。
zouzaitongdaoli,taitou,touguotoudingdeyifunengwangjianbobodeyixiantian。
zhuzaizhei,shenzhilianyangguangdoushishechi。
dushishuangqiaoleqiaomen,liangjiu,weitingdaowuneichuanlaishengyin。
qiaoyanxixinjijianbaba,tayezaiyipanghan,“baba,wolaizhaonile!nikaikaimen!”
dushishuangdunxiashen,shizhishuzaizuichunqian‘xu’leyisheng,“yourenzaishuijue!”。
qiaoyanxiguaiguaidiantou,yongqishengshuo,“woxiaoshengyidian。”
“ba~ba~”tadeshengaoqiahaonengtouguomenbandefengxikandaowunei,babajiuzailimian。
tayadishenghan,“baba,wonengbunengjinlai?”
“进进进!”
qiaozhixuanmeibanfa,zongbunengrangtayizhihan。
qiaoyanxigangjinmen,tajiushuo,“xiaozuzong,nilaiganma?”
“woyaohebabazhuyiqi!”qiaoyanxishuochuletademude。
qiaozhixuantaitou,youyuankanmuqinyiyan。
dushishuangyemeixiangdao,qiaoyanxikandaozheiyangdejuzhuhuanjing,yiranxianghebabazhuyiqi。
dushishuangyadileshengyindao,“niganggangbuhaishuozhuzaizheilirongyishengbingma?zenmegaizhuyila?”fangmenpopolanlan,qiangbikanzheyebugeyin,tashengpatashuodehuabeibiedezhuhutingdao。
这可太冒犯了!
“meishi,babanengzhuwoyenengzhu!”
dushishuang,“neiwoyigerenzhujializenmeban?”
“你还有爷爷!”
dushishuangzhuangkelian,“nainaizaijialihengudande,yigerenchifan,yigerenshuijue,yigerenshaitaiyang,nizhendebunengpeipeiwoma?”
qiaoyanxijujuedegancui,“woxianpeibaba,zaipeinainai!”
tajuedezijihaomangya,jiyaopeinainai,youyaopeibaba,ruguotanengbianchenglianggerenjiuhaole。