洛水市，旧城区。
laojiudelianzufangnei，youxiexiaoedeqinchuancongwoshizhongzouchu。
dakaijiubingxiang，yigenqincaigulinglingditangzailimian……
“e……duanliangle？kanlai，haishiyanlezheihuobijiaoshengqian……”
“喵~！”
yizhixiaomaomizhanzaichuangtaishang，duizhetanuonuodijiaoleyisheng。
xiaomaomidexinsheng，zaiqinchuandenaohaizhongzidongxiangqi：
【chanshide，jialideshiwu，yijingbeiwochiguangguangle，caibudaoba？wokeshigehuikaibingxiangdexiaomaomini！sheirangnizheijitiandoubuchumenshoulie，chuntianle，bozhongdejijie，wokeshijixubuchongyingyang……】
qinchuanroutengdiluleyibaxiaomaomi，“qizia，nizaizheiyanggengyunxiaqu，jiubushiwoyangbuyangdeqinidewentile！suhuashuodehao，meiyoulihuaidetian，zhiyouleisideniua！”
qizitianzhexiaozhuazi，wanquanbuzhidaoqinchuanzaishuoshenme，xiaomaomidexinshengjixuxiangqi：
【yebuzhidaochanshidezaishuosha，renleideyuyanzhenfuza……tazheiyangaifuwo，yinggaishiguliwozaijiezaili……bufuchunguang，duoduofanzhiba？】
【ng……zuowanfanleloushangxiaobaimaodepaizi，jinwanshilouxiadexiaolimao，haiyouduimianloudexiaohuamao，a！duile！dajumaoyijingjiaochunlelianggewanshangle……】
【ai，zuoweiquanxiaoquweiyiyizhimeibeiyandexiaogongmao，zheigechuntian，keshizaishiyoudiancaolaoni！】
【aiyou，houtuisuan……yaobu，jinwanbuquweianle？jiutiaomingyejingbuqizheimefengxiana……wodoushoutuoxiangle！】
qinchuanmannaomenerheixian，tacishidexinqing，keyiayidagangsuancai……
suanle，zheisemiaodexinsheng，butingyeba！
tamomodidakailedianshiji，jiangyinliangdiaoda：
“jiaodianxinwen，weininsongshangjinrikuaixun！”
“luoshuishijiao，zuoyezaixianyijuhongyinvshi，cikejiuchaduiyifengsuolexianchang，shaohou，wotaiteyuejizhejianglianxianxianchang，weininfengshangzhuizongbaodao……”
qinchuandemuguangfasanzaidianshidemouyichu，zhengzhengdichushen。
chuanyueguolaiyizhoule，zheilihetayuanlaideshijiejieranbutong。
zheigeshijieliwanzugongcun，renzutongguojuexingyuanlingchengweichaofanzhe，butongdeyuanlingfuyurenmenbutongdechaofannengli，eryuanlingdepinjiheyuanlidejingjie，zejuedinglemeigerendejiazhi。
qinchuanzaiqitianqianyequcanjialejuexing，bierenjuexingshi，yuanlingshishangdounengjuxianchuyixiedongxi，tajuexingshi，yuanlingshishangjingqiaoqiaode，maodoumeiyou。
zaichangderendoushiwangdiyaotou，dajiayizhirenwei，tacishengwuyuanchaofan，zhinenglaolaoshishizuogeputongrenle。
keqinchuanquezaineiyishunjian，tingdaolesuoyourendexinsheng！
zuoweiyigewenrulaogoudechuanyuezhe，qinchuanbushengbuxiang，maosijieshoulezijibeicuidemingyun。
shijishangqueshiyoukushuobuchu——zheigeguichudenengli，yebunengduiwaishuoa！
ruguorangrenzhidao，tanengsuiyideqingtingxinsheng，neijishitabubeirensharenmiekouyiwanbian，gujiyehuibeisuojinxiaoheiwuba？
genghekuang，tazongshinengkandaozijidenaoqiaoli，youyilunxiangyueliangyiyangfaguangdedongxi，takebuxiangbeirenzhuaquzuoqiepianyanjiu。
jiuzheiyang，tazhengzhengqitianmeichumen，bingbumianbuxiudichayuelexuduodeziliao。
tafaxianzijideguaiyinengli，hezheigeshijieshenhuachuanshuozhongdelingxitianfushifenxiangsi。
shenhuachuanshuozhong，lingxitianfushichuangshishendashenglingcaiyoudedutetianfu，shixinling、shengling、siling、shilingdeng，duozhongyuanlinggongcun……
kemuqian，zijizhinengqingtingdaoxinsheng，zheizhishilingxitianfuzhong，shuyuxinlingdeyixiangnenglieryi。
nandao……zijishijuexinglegecanquedelingxitianfu？haishishuo？zijihaiyouqitadenengli，zanshihaimeiyoubeijifachulai？
jiuzaiqinchuansisuozhezheixieshi，yizhenmengliedeqiaomenshengxiangqi。
“**！nisilemeiyou？ruguowulihaiyouhuorendehua！ganjinjibenguniangkaimen！”
qinchuanchayididakaifangmen，naozhongdejiyifuxian，yanqiandezheigeren，juranshizijideweihunqizhongzhitong。
zhongzhitongqiongbidanchun，yixileisihongqun，jiaoyanderuchushuifurong，qinchuandekaimen，mingxianrangtayouxieyiwai，tadexinshengzaiqinchuannaozhongxiangqi：
【yi？zheijiahuohaihuozhe……liugongziguoranshigechuiniujing……】
zhongzhitongyizhangqiaolianlengruobingshuang，“nigefeiwu！nirangwozaijiazulichengweileyigexiaohua！”
tanaonudiyibatuikaiqinchuan，yangqixiaba，zoujinlefangjian。
“woyijingtingshuole，niguoranjuexingshibaile！yeyedangnianzhenshifalehun！juranrangwoyigecaifaqianjinzhangdayihoujiajini？”
“xiangwozhongjiazairenzugeguo，kedoushimingmenwangzu！worujingengshijuexinglegaopinjideyuanling！”
zhongzhitongshuangbeibaoxiong，xianqidizaishafashangdalegebianer，xieyankanxiangqinchuan，kaimenjianshandao：
“qinchuan！nipeibushangwo！”
yizhangzhibeituidaoleqinchuandemianqian，“shixiangdejiuqianleta！”
qinchuannaqineizhangzhi，jigedaziyingruyanlian：
婚约废除承诺书！
benrenqinchuanyintianfuyudun，ziganqiantuandan，xianziyuanfangqiyuzhongzhitongxiaojiedehunyue，bingchengnuoyihoujuebuyirenhefangshisaoraozhongxiaojiedeshenghuo……
“benxiaojieqinzishangmen，dalaoyuanpaolainizheigepodifang，nishuiyebudaoyibeima？renqingshigudoubudong！”
zhongzhitongqishenjingzhizouxiangbingxiang，yibiandakaibingxiang，yibianziguzidishuodao：
“nizhidaoma？woyijingbeikunlunwuguanluqule！wocaiganggangjuexingyuanling，dengwotupoyuanjuejing，dadaolianqijing，jiupingwoyuanlingdepinji，jiusuanjiaruhaoyuemengdoubushibukeneng……”
shengyinturantingzhu，zhongzhitongshenshouzhuaqibingxiangneideneigenqincai，biyididiuzailedishang。
“douzhidaozijizheibeizi，zhinenglaolaoshishidekaodagonghunkoufanchi，haibugunquganjinzhaofengongzuo！zaidengwoyihouyangnima？”
tayizhichuangtaishangdeqizi，“nilianzhimaodounengyangdepibaogu！nihaiyoushenmeyong？”
qizibeizheiyisangzihedetingzhiletianzhua，ziliuyixiatiaoxialechuangtai。
qinchuankanleyanzuandaoshafaxiadexiaomaomi，meitouzhouqi，“nihedaotale！”
“he？zheijiuhedaole？neinihaishiganjinqianlechengnuoshuba！buran，yihoujiubuguangshihele……niyezhidao，wozhongjiaheibailiangdaodeshouduan……”
zhongzhitongyijiaoniansuidishangdeqincai，“wojintianlai，shikanzaiyeyedemianzishang，renzheexinhenixianlihoubing，wojinimianzi，nibuyaobushihaodai，buranwo……”
qinchuanbudengzhongzhitongbahuashuowan，jiangneizhangchengnuoshurouchengleyituan，yibashuaizailezhongzhitongdelianshang。
“滚！不签！”