第一章
daolexiabanshijian，ganghaokanjianchizhanhetademishuliruizouchudianti。
“baxiawushangtanneirongxingchenghuiyijiyao，songdaowobangongshi。”
“收到，池总。”
wozhanqishenbenlaixiangyaoxiaban，kanjiantamenjicongcongzoujinzongcaibangongshi，xiangbichizhanjinwanyouyaojiabanle。
于是我又坐了回去。
zheiyijudongyinqilebangongshiliqitatongshidezhuyi。
duimianchuanlaichaofengdeshengyin。
“yo，kanjianchizongwaichushangtanhuilaile，limazuohuiqulea，zenmezhe？zongcaiwanshangchulijishi，niyepeizhejiabanbei？younishenmeshia？”
“luoqianqianshiwomenchizongdetiangou，dajiadouzhidaoa，renjiayuanyipeizhe，shangganzhebuyaolianyebushiyitianliangtianle。”
“bukankanzijijijinjiliangme，chizongnengkanshangni？”
“xiangshangweiyongcuolefangshi，chizongkebuchinizheiyitao，zhaorenfan。”
“舔狗！”
tamenniyiyanwoyiyu，lengyanchaofeng，yanlijieshibiyi。
duiworenshengongjiyijingdadaobuyongbihuidechengdu，shengyinhenda，erqieziziqingxi。
zhengqiaozheishichizhancongbangongshimenkoujingguo，kanyangziyaoqugebidexiaoshoubu。
wogankending，tajueduitingjianle。
ketazhishixiangwozheibianpieleyiyan，manlianlengmo，haitouzheyisiyane。
wochenmozuozaigongweishang，dingzhediannaoyouxiajiaodeshijianxianshi，qidaojintianchizhanzaodianxiaban，zheiyangwojiubuyongpeidaohenwan。
wufenzhonghou，yijingxiabandetongshiyouluxuhuidaobangongshi。
kanleshoujicaizhidaoyuanyin，bumenlingdaozaiqunlifaxinxi，youyigejinjixiangmuqidong，xuyaoxiangmubuquanyuanjiaban。
tamenyigegexinqinggengchale，bianbenjialibayuanqidousadaowotoushang，shuowoshihuiqidejiahuo。
douguaiwoziyuanjiabancaibameiyundaijiledajia。
wosuiranzairenqingshangbushoudaijian，dangongzuonenglihaibulai，shibumenzuinianqingdexiangmujingli。
wanshanglinshikaihui，chizhanhejigebumenlingdao，jiashangsanmingxiangmujinglicanhui，wojiushiqizhongyige。
wotiqianjifenzhongdaohuiyishi，jiangzongcaiweizhishangmishuzhunbeidekafei，huanchenglezijizhunbeideregouqishui。
chizhanzheijitianweibingfanle，jingchangzhongwubuqucantingchifan，zhiqianhaiteyijitasongguoweiyaoherezhou。
weibuhao，hegouqishuizhishaobiheikafeiyangwei。
huiyixiangguanrenyuandaoqihou，chizhanzoujinhuiyishi，zuozaitapingshizhuanshuzuoweishang。
xiguanxingnaqizuoshoubiandebaisecibei，nianqigaizishunjian，meitouzhouleyixia。
faxianlimishuzhunbeideheikafeibianchenglegouqishui。
wokanjiantadeweibiaoqing，shunjianyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
果然，不出所料。
tataiqitou，muguanglinglidisaoguohuiyishilidemeiyigeren，zuihoudinggezaiwoshenshang。
meitouningjin，chenshengdao：“nijihuanle？”
wodiantou，“chizongninzheiliangtianweibushufu，hekafeiduiwei......”
huahaimeishuowan，tamengdizhanqishen，rengdiaobeigai，taishoujianggouqishuichaowopoleguolai。
“wozenmeyangyuniyouguanxima？shaozizuozhuzhang！ganjincongwomianqianxiaoshi！”
womeixiangdaohuizheiyang，yemeilaidejiduokai。
shuiyanglewoyilian，shunzhelianjia、jingbuxiangxialiutang，zhenggeshangshendoushilulu，nianninide。
zhouweixiangqixixisusudeyilunsheng。