第二章

zouchuyanboting,jingjirenxiaosongjiebianyibaimizhangaipaodesudushalai,jiangwolaozou。

「niyoumeiyougaocuoa!」tahenbudenawodenaodaidangmuyuqiao,「weishenmeyaojirenfuzongyongshenme『baomu』debeizhu?xianzaihaole,quanshijiedouzhidaoniliangshifuqile!」「wusuoweia。」wosongsongjian,「fanzhenghenkuaiyebushile。」zaiguoyigeyue,womendejiazulianyinxieyiyejiudaoqile。

liyijiaohuandehenyuanman,woyemeiyouzaixuyuededasuan。

buguozuijinfusiranqueshishiguaiguaide。

womingquebiaoshibuxuyuehou,tasuirandayinglelihun,queyeyitiantiandikuaqigexiaomaopilian,genwowanqilelengzhan。

yizhiyuwojizijiajuhaixuanxiaonaigounanzhudedingzhuangzhao,gesanchawuchuxianzailajitonghuosuizhijili。

yiwangtazhunshixiachudesancanyebianchenglewuxingjiwaimai。

xianzaihaixihuailewodegaoding**kuan***……

「neinimenyezongbunenggangbaochuyinhunjiulihunba?」

xiaosongjiewunaidibashoujidijiwo。

guobuqiran,resouyijingzhale。

傅斯然苏幸隐婚#

fusiranxihuailesuxingde***#

fusiranzhenlenglianxi***#

chiguawangyouxiaosileyipian。

【zheijiushichuanshuozhongdelenglianxi***wenxuemahahaha!】

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【neikeshiquanqiu**yitiaodekuchazia!nanguaifuzongbuganhuijia,huijiahaibudeguiliulianguidaotianlianga?】

fusiranhetazhulixiaozhoudedianhuazaiyedabutongle。

xiaosongjiezhihaorangwojialidunjitianbibifengtou。

zheiqijian,fusiranyequeshiyemeihuijia。

yaobushiwoshoudaolevsfalaide「***weixiuqiqitiannei」deduanxintongzhi,woyiduyaohuaiyizheijiahuoshibushidasuanjuankuqiantao。

不过。

shaolefusiranzheigefanshidouyaoqinliqinweide「baomu」,wozheigeshenghuo**queshituranhenbuxiguan。

diyitian,wobeiexing,dasuanjiaogewaimai。

zenliaowomenjiabieshubeifusiranjianzaishenshanlaolinli,waimaijitichaochulepeisongfanwei……suoyizheijiahuopingshidoushizenmejiaowaimaide?

wozhihaochangshiyongfusiranliuxiadeyibingxiangshicaizuofan。

成功炸了厨房。

第二天,浴缸堵了。

yushilishuimanjinshanhaobuzhuangguan。

wozhihaodajiwojiadewangmaqiujiu。

linjinnianguan,tingqilaiwangmasihubiwolaobahaimang:「baoqianada**,woshizaichoubukaishen。woanpaigerenqubangnihaobuhao?」lianggexiaoshihou。

yigeshenzhangyibawu,yangguangshuaiqidexiaonaigouqiaokailewojiadamen。