shenjiaojiaodexinzangjulieqifu，jiuzaizheishitahuranzhengkaileshuangyan，danyanzhongmanshikongju。
jinjiezhe，erpangchuanlaiyouxiejingxideshengyin：
“taihaole，nizhongyuxingle”
shenjiaojiaotongkongzhujianjujiao，henkuaitajiukanqingzhanzaimianqianderenshishei。
zhuannianyixiangtajiuzhidaoshishenmeqingkuang，suirantahentaoyanzheizhongjiuchanbuxiudezhuiqiuzhe，dantayequequeshishidebeibangzhule。
shenjiaojiaodeshengyinyouxieganse，buguoyuqiqueshizhenchengde：
“xiexienibawosongdaoyiyuan，yiyaofeiduoshaoqianwozhuanjini。”
xieqiaogangxiangkaikoushuobuyao，danshitazhuannianyixiangruguozheiyangyilai，tajiunengjiashangshenjiaojiaodelianxifangshi。
xieqiaolikexixiaoyankailiangchuzijideerweima：
“nijiawohou，zhuanjiwoba。”
shenjiaojiaogangxiangshuobuyongle，danbingfangdemenhuranzaicishidakai，hushinazhejilubiaozoujinlai。
takandaoshenjiaojiaoxingleyeshisongleyikouqi，yinweiliangrenzhangdeshizaishitaihaokan，zhanzaiyiqideshihou，jiushiyiduibiren。
zaishenjiaojiaohunmideshihou，suoyourendoukandaolexieqiaomanglimangwaideyangzi。
danshixianranxianzaideqifenyouxiebuduijing，tajuedekenengshixiaoliangkouchaojiale。
忍不住的想要调侃：
“xiaoguniang，nizheinanyouduinikezhenhao，zicongnizhuyuandeneitiankaishi，tajiumeiheguoyan，yitiannengwenwomenbacinideqingkuang。”
shenjiaojiaoyouxiebuziran，buguotahaishikaikoujieshi：
“我们不是情侣。”
hushidangranmeixiangxinshenjiaojiaodehua，taluchuleyige“wodong”dexiaorong。
jiandanjianchazhihou，shenjiaojiaojiubeitongzhikeyichuyuan。
bijingshixieqiaobangleta，zuizhongtahaishijiashanglexieqiaodeweixin。
daxuedeshenghuohenjingcai，danshizaishenjiaojiaozheilijiushipingdanwubode。
tajihumeiyouqitaduoyudeshijian，pingshichuleshangkedagong，jiushiyingfujinzhu，tadeshijianyijingbeiyazhalewushuci。
ganggangjieshuyimengaoshuke，congjiaoshichulaidetongxuequandouyipianaihao，zhongyujieshuleyichangcuimian，tongsushedeshiyoudoushangliangzhejintianwanshangqunaliwan。
kandaoshenjiaojiaoyigerendeshenying，tamenhaishirenbuzhudechusheng，qishitamenhentaoyanshenjiaojiaozheiyangderende，pingshishaoyanguayudanshiyinweilianzhangdehaikeyi，shenbiandezhuiqiuzheconglaibushao，shuobujidushijiade。
suoyijiusuanzhuzaiyigesushenei，tamenyebujingchangheshenjiaojiaoshuohua，shenzhihaizaibeihoutoutouyilunguota，danzhidaoshangxueqishenjiaojiaobujiqianxiandebangletamen，yaobushiyinweishenjiaojiaotamenxueqizuoyejiubujigele。
suoyizaicikandaoshenjiaojiaotamendetaidubuyouderuanlexialai。
“womenzhunbeihetiyuxueyuandejucan，niyaobuyaoqu。”
shenjiaojiaotingdaoshengyin，youxieyiwaidehuiguotou，buguotahaishijujuele：
“wohaiyou**，nimenquba。”
kanzheshenjiaojiaolikaidebeiying，jirenmianmianxiangqu，buguoxianzaitamenyijingbuxiangzhiqianyiyangtaoyanshenjiaojiaole。
“dingdong，dingdong”，shoujijielianbuduandifalaishengyin。
shenjiaojiaoxuanzexingdehulve，zaixinlishuodao：“xianzaishishangkeshijian，tazairenzhenshangkemeiyoushijianhuixiaoxi。”
laikaoroudiandagongshizaojiuyijingdinghaodeshi，tabunengyinweinanrendanwulezhuanqiandesudu。
laidaohouchuhuanshangyifu，shenjiaojiaojiukaishileyitiandegongzuo。
zheishigefandian，dianneiyijingzuomanleren，xixirangrangdebufahenduolaiyuehuidexiaoqinglv，shenjiaojiaozhishicongcongdekanleyiyanjiulaidaohouchushoushidongxi。
“38haozhuoyaoshucaishala，xiaoshenniqusongba。”
shenjiaojiaocacashou，shuliandeduanqipanzizoudaodatingnei，jinjiezhelaidao38haozhuo，taganggangfangxiashouzhongdedongxijiubeirenjiaozhu。