kewoyigerenyelabudongzheimedagegongsi，zaijiashangzheimegechixianzongcai，zhenghaozuogeshuaishouzhuli，tangpingkanxi。
chumenmeijifenzhong，woyoushoudaoletadeweixin。
“niyihouyaoshiganduishuangshuangbukeqi，wohuirangnihouhuilaidaozheigeshishang！”
womalejushab，ranhoujietuliuzhengju。
3.
zhouwangdajichuqudulegexiaomiyue，woxiandebaduanweidashanglebaiyin。
zheijitian，yuangongqunlifengchuanqiaozongweitaxiaomishaoleliubaiwan，renshuangshuangdepengyouquanliquanshichihewanle，haiyouyipianjuemeihuatiandezhaopian。
renshifenfenbuping：“zanmenquniandenianzhongjianghaimeifani，tamenhaiyouqianmaihuatian！”
zaoxiancaiwushuogongsixianjinliujinzhang，yanchifafang，ganqingdouyongzaizheierle？
wosikaobantian，qiaomuyunzheibijiushigexiaohua，buzhidewoweitagongzuo，danzheixieqianshiwomennulizhengde，bixudeyaohuilai。
4.
jiranyaobailan，neijiuguanchedaodi！
banshibukenengjiade，daodianjiuzoujuebutingliu。
huidaojiahaihenzao，wopaolegezao，qieyidixiangshouzhegerenshiguang。
daolewanshangbadianban，wozhengzhunbeizaozaoshangchuangshuimeirongjue。
turanshoujidingdongyixiang，tongshizaiyuangongqunaitewo：“kuaikandaqun，xingqiaodeyouchoufengle。”
wodakaiyijingpingbidedaqun：“suoyourenzhuyi，zaishangbandejixushangban，xiuxidelikedaozheigedizhijihe，daishangliwuhezhencheng，jianzhengqiaozongherenxiaojiedetianmiaiqing！”
员工群里纷纷骂街：
“wojialeliangzhoudeban，haoburongyifanggejia，gan！”
“wolianxukesouyigeyue，doumeishijiankanyisheng，juranhaiyaoqukantamenliangdetianmiaiqing？”
“mingtianwonverdejiazhanghui，wokebunengchidaole，zaibuqulaoshidoudehuaiyitashiguerle！”
woyichaneigedizhi，lishiqu4gexiaoshichecheng，haidoushipanshangonglu，dengdaoneibiandoudebanye12dianban，huilaibudewuliudian？
youqianzifu，haidejitamenmailiwu。
zenme，wokanqilaizheimexiangyuandatouma？
wozaiqunlifaleju：“wohuaiyitabeirenfanzidaohaole，baojingba。”
qunlidunshichongmanlekuaihuodeqixi。
5.
zhouyizaoshang，qiaomuyundaizherenshuangshuangfengfenghuohuodichuangjinwobangongshi。
哟呵，放出来了？
zhouwuwanshang，baokuowozainei，haojigekanrenaobuxianshidadefenfenbaojing，dagaizaojiukantabushuangle。
yingyongderenmingongpuwenxunganlaidaomieleqiaozongdezhuguangwancan，zheishihaichadianshanglebenshixinwen。
“suqing，nizenmegangudongyuangongkuanggong，haibaojing！niyaozaofanma！”bazonglianseyinchen，gaohandao。
waitouyuangongmenfenfenkanguolai。
wopingjingdao：“niqiao，youlaile。wobushigenninjieshiguolema？zhoumobenlaijiubushigongzuoshijian，dangranbusuankuanggong。
erzaifeigongzuoshijian，yongyigequntongzhijiujiaosuoyouyuangongbanyequhuangshanyeling，woyouliyouhuaiyiyourendaolenindehao，pianwomenquwayaozi，zheibushiyouliyoujuma？”
tayiningmeimaojiuyaochize，beiwodaduan：“jingchajininjianglezheimejiudelaodongfa，ninbuhuihaimeitingdongba？”
taqueshihaimeitingdong，ziyiweilengaodisaolewoliangyan：“suqing，nibuyaotiaozhanwodedixian！”
renshuangshuanglazhutadexiuzi：“suanleba，muyun，doushiwodecuo，shiworangjiejiebugaoxingle。”
shuozhetazhuanxiangwo，leiguangyingying，rouruozhongdaizhejianqiang：“sujiejie，nizenmeqifuwodoukeyi，danshiqingnibuyaoqifumuyun，muyuntashizhendexiangbaaifenxiangjidajiaa。”
haoyizhangdiandaoheibaidepozui。
banyesangengrangrenlaifenxiangniliangdeaiqing，liandunxiaoyedoubuqing，nimenzaishandingjiudianlihehongjiu，rangyuangongchuizheshanfengchipaomian，zheiyejiaofenxiangai？