lusanniangshiluwenqiandetongbaomeimei，gengshishenzhiyizixiaodewanban。
dangchubeihuashiheluyanchaomuzituileqin，bianshilusanniangweizhelujiadeshengyuzhexiang，quanshuolujialaofurenzhongxinjielezheimenqinshi。
zixixianglai，zheigefushangnengzhenxindaiyuanshendeyejiuzhiyoucirenle。
zhikexiyuanshendeneifanzuowei，yanxiapashiyijiangtashangdezuishen。
“nijiangumuzuoshenme？”
luyanchaojuedetanaoziyoubing，lujunguancishizhengzaiqitoushang，jibianshiguozhenlaileyebuhuijitahaolianse。
tamanyouyoudewanxiashenqu，shiqiyicuodishangdewenshusuipian，niezaishoushangbutingbawanzhe，duitadewulijudongyebunaonu。
rutongdingzheyizhijijiangdaoshoudeliewuyiban，chongmanjifengdexiaodao：
“shenzhiyi，nibuhuijuedezheigeshihougumunenggouhunixingmingba？”
yecaihuayingangluo，chaifangdemenbeimengdetuikai，zhongrenwenshengwangqu，zhengjianlujunguanqishixiongxiongdechuanglejinlai。
jinsuiqihoudehaiyouluyanchaoxinhundeqizitangyouning。
luyanchaobeigumuzheibiaohandeqishihedeweiweiyizheng，kezhuanshunjianyouhuifulepingjing，lengshenghuandao：
“gumu，nilaidedaoshizhenghao，wozheiershenshuoshiyaojianni。”
guobuqiran，lujunguangangtajinwuziduiquyunchubianmeishenmehaolianse，qijibaihuaideyangqishouzhangjiuyaowangtalianshangshanqu。
“打人不打脸。”
quyunchuyanjishoukuai，lianmangjiangtahuxiadeshouzhanglanzhu，yuzhongxinzhangdequandao：
“lusanniang，yanxianiergeshengsibuming，jiusuanshinijiangwodadepikairouzhan，yebunengrangtaqisihuishengdeduiba？”
lizheluwenqiandufayebuguosanlianggeshichen，qiaozheyigegedouyijingpimadaixiao，erbushijinlishefajiuzhi，kejianfushangzaoyourenpanzhetasi。
tingletadehua，lujunguanlianshangrengjiazheyunse，danshouquebuzijindefanglexialai，zhishijingjingdeningshizheta，neixinyewubidemaodun。
yutaxiangjiaoyichang，liantajiadaozhongluo，yoububeitatangjiadeqinshengfumujiena，haoxinjiangtashouliujinfuzhong，benyiweitayijingkanqingluyanchaomuzidezuilian，nenggoutatashishideyuergeguorizi。
meicengxiang，tarengyuzhizijiuchanbuxiu，rujinluoxiahuabing，rangzijizuoyouweinan。
benyebuxiangzaiguantasihuo，ketingwenzhizilailezheibian，tayoudanxinzheichunhuoyuzhizizuochugouqiezhishi，zhideganleguolai。
“shidaorujin，nihaiyouhelianmianjianwo？”
lujunguanrenlerenxintoudenuhuo，yuqilengbingbingdechidao。
“huoxuwonengjieniergesuozhongdedu。”
jirantabuqingzilai，quyunchuyebuguaiwanmojiao，zhiyandao：“mafansanniangnidaiwoguoqu。”
nazhitahuacaichukou，tangyouningjiumanmubiyidepengfudaxiaoleqilai：
“jiejie，ninaozishibeidonghuaileba，niyiweinishilanhuaxianrenzhuanshi，nengrangrenqisihuisheng？”
xiangdaotazuoridangzhonglanxiazijihuajiao，tangyouningzhijinrengshigenggengyuhuai，zibuhuifangguokeyixiluotadejihui。
“jiejiezhuxiadacuo，sidaolintoubusihuigaihaizaizhimibuwu，chixinwangxiangderengxianggouyinyanchaogege，daozhenshiyingyanlemuqindehua，nijiushigezaixing，
gangchushengjiukesilezijidemuqinhaibusuan，zoudaonalidouyaojiaorenbudeanning，yexingdedangniandiediezaozaotinglemuqindehua，meijiangnijiehuitangjia。”
“啪。”
quyunchuzhongzhongyijierguangjingzhishuaizailetalianshang，landeyutaduozuojieshi。
taneixiaoniangwakongxinsidezunaoyuanzhuhuitangjia，youqianglelujiazheimenqinshi，rujinzhananpeijiannvyesuanshizhuangliangyuan，tahaizhenburenxinjiuciposuileyigehuaichunnvzidemeimeng。
dazhehaqianlanlansansandepieleyantangyouning，quyunchuyuqidandandao：
“nijizhiwocongweiruguotangjiademen，haiganpanzheishengjiejie，haodaishihubushilangjiadezinv，nandaofushangdemamajiushizheibanjiaoxinfuguiju，shineizhangyouzunbeide？”
“我......”
tangyouningyishiyakouwuyan。
tazixiaojiubeisongjileshenjia，huantayishengjiejieyishitaiju，rujinhaidehuantashenshen，yingshengshengaitayibei，zheshimeidishuoliqu。
qingchemeilidetongkongzhongdunshiyunmanweiqu，zhidewuzhudekanxiangyipangdefujun。
luyanchaoqiaozheyeshiqibudayichulai。
tajingdangzhezijidemianzhangguaixinguomendexiaojiaoqi，jiangzijideyanmianzhiyuhedi，lishinaoxiuchengnudechidao：“shenzhiyi......”
“luyanchao，shenzhiyiyeshininengjiaode？”
quyunchutongkongdengdeyuanyuande，yushenglinglidehoudao：
“worujinhaizailujiayiribianshinideshenshen，nidezhangbei，shenweiyijiajiazhunandaolianzuiqimadezunbeiliyidoubudongde？nijiushizheiyangyishenzuozejiaodaoxinfude？”
luyanchaomianseyizhentieqing，xintoudenuhuotengtengshangmao。
kedangzhegumudemian，tabudebuyanxiazheikoueqi。
bijing，mingyishangtadequeshizijideshenshen。
zhishitajinrijuzhishifenguguai，wanquanrangrenmobuzhetounao。
pingrilibabudezijihuantaxiaotiantian，rujinqueyaozijizhengerbajingdejiaotashenshen。
真是，莫名其妙。
lujunguanjineryeshitouyizaojiandaoersaoyoulejifenzuozhangbeidezitai，xinweizhiyu，queyeyouxiedanyou：
“wochulaishifushangyizaitiergegedalian，niguozhenhainengweiergegejiedu？”
yanshenzhongtongyangchongmanlezhiyi。
xiaoxinyiyideshenshileyanluyanchao、tangyouningfufu，tazoudaoquyunchugenqianyadileshengyintixingdao：
“zhiyi，woxiangxinnibukenengjiahaiergege，keyanxiasuoyourendouyikouyaodingshinihaileergege，neilianggeyatougengshiqiguai，jibuchengrenyebufourenshounizhishi，niruomaoranqianqupashiwoyenanyihunizhouquan。”
cishidelingtangshang，laolaoshaoshaodekedoudengzhenataxiefen。
suirantaxindiyeqingchuzhiyibukenengyoujihuiduhaiergege，danyinzhetayuluyanchaoneixiejiushi，shiqingyoufashengzaiergegexiexiaxiushudangri，nanmianrangrenbuwangtashenshangxiang。
zheiyidianquyunchuzaoyixiangdao。
yuanshensuijiarulufu，kelianjiejinluwenqiandejihuidoumeiyou。
tamenyingjiangzuizetuidaoyuanzhushenshang，buguoshijiezheyoutouzhuantiaoruanshizinie，xiangyaosuiyixungetizuiyangxishiningrenbale。
zhuarendebenshitabuhui，danjiurenduitalaishuoqueshiqingeryijude。
“ruguowonengjiuhuonierge，haiqingsanniangqiulaofurenjiangneizhixiushucihaiyuwo。”
quyunchubingweiduozuojieshi，zhijietichulezijideqingqiu。
lujunguanqiaotashenseshenshiduding，chiyixujiuhouzhongyukendianletou，yuqibinglengdeyinglejigezi：
“便依了你。”
luyanchaoquebuzhitanalaidedanliangganquyiren，ketajibuxiwangkandaoershuzaihuoguolai，yebuyuanyizheinvzinadaoxiushu。
jianlujunguanyituoxiexiangyaodairenliqu，luyanchaodunshilengxialianlaijiangrenlanzhu：
“gumu，ershenhutu，nandaoniyehutu？
ershuyelibianyiyanleqi，nicishijiangtadaiqulingtangmobushicunxinjiaorennankan？renuzumuhemuqinshixiao，jingraoershudewanglingshida。”
“nihaiyouliantiniershu？”
lujunguanqibudayichulai，fennudekaikoudao：“niruoxinzhongshangyouyisikuiyijiugaishefajiuhuoniershu，erbushizaizheilishuofenglianghua。”
mouguangweidun，taliezuilengxiao：“nirucizheibandaobudebujiaorenduoxiang。”
“gumuzheihuajigeyisi，nanbuchenghaijuezheshiwohaileershu？”
luyanchaobuxiedeyaoleyaotou：“neinizhenshigaokanwole。”
zhidaolantabuzhu，tazhidejiangmuguangzhuanxiangquyunchu，manshilianmindelengchilesheng：“zhenshibushihaodai，niyouhebizaiquzitaokuchi。”
“shikushitianziyouyinguo，jiububinigenzhecaoxinle，dazhizi。”
quyunchurujinduitazhiyouliuzifengsong：youduoyuangunduoyuan。
qiaotahunshenshangxiabeiheiseshaqisuochanrao，bujiuhoubihuidahuolintou，daoyewuxuzijizaiqudongshouzhemota。
zuijiaoweigouzhechaotatouquyoushenyimoyinxiao，suijigenzhelujunguanchumentaxueerqu。
luyanchaobeizheiyinhandexiaoyihedeyizheng，youneimeyishunjian，tajuedezheixiaoyisicengxiangshi。
danzixiyixiang，neinvzizaoyizangshenhuohai，bingwushenghaidekeneng。
zaiqiaozheshenzhiyiliqudebeiying，xintoubujuekongdongdongde，zongjuedetadexinsiyibuzaizijishenshang。
taturanchongmanlenaohen，dangchuruguobushiluwenqianchulaihengchayijiao，tarujinzaoyizuolezijideqieshi，nalihuiyouzheimeduozhijie。
danxiangdaotaneigumingdiaoyudebenshi，ruhenengjiangyigesirenjiuhuo？
jiusuanshiyouzheijiaoxingluwenqianyezhihuihentarugu，likailelujiasheinengzaijitashemiwududeshenghuo？
“wohuidengniguaiguaidehuilaiqiuwo。”
nianjicichu，luyanchaozhanzhanzixidenieleniequantou，suihouqinglouzhetangyouning，wenxiaozhekuanweidao：“nijiejiejinripashifengle，niwuxuyutayibanjianshi。”
“嗯。”
tangyouningjiaodidideyingshengdianlediantou，qingchedeyanmouzhongjinshiduitadexinrenyuaimu。