zhongbinkeyijiuzuozaiguibinshilidengdaizhurendengtai，jiuhaoxianggangcaideyiqiezhishigexiaoxiaodechaqu。
haomenshijia，shenmeshihoudouhuiyouyiwaifasheng。
tamenzaizuodesuoyourenzaojiujianguaibuguai。
“dage，kanlainiduizhizidejiatingjiaoyang，yiguanruci。”
shiyanhuayinluorushimuniandeerduolideneiyike，tabianganjuerumangcibei、ruzuozhenzhan、rugengzaihou。
shoujinfanfucashitoushangdelenghan，shidesihudounengjichushui。
“让四弟见笑了。”
“buru，wotidagehaohaojiaoyuyixia？”
“zhei？……jiubulaosidifeixin，zijidehaizihaishizijiguanbijiaohao。”
shiyanlengxiaoyisheng，gouqichunjiao。
“是吗？”
jiqijiandandelianggezi，jiuhaoxiangzaizhiwenshimunian。
zheilimiandeshifeiquzhe，zhiyoutamenzijizhidao。
jianshimunianzhishipeizhelianshanshanxiaoguo，shiyanbianbuzailihui。
“buhaoyisi，geweimanliao，wochuquchougenyan。”
hualuo，zhulisuyougenzaishiyanshenhouyiqizouchuqu。
……
女洗手间内。
南乔正在洗手。
menbeicongwaimiantuikai，lairenzhengshitadehaoguimisunlu。
sunluyaozhechun，yanjiaohanlei，wanruyizhijiqinanrenbaohuyudexiaobaitu。
ruoshibuzhidaotadeweiren，kenengdouhuibeitadewaibiaosuoqipian。
tayibubuzoudaonanqiaomianqian，turanzhuazhutadegebo。
“qiaoqiao，duibuqi，doushiwobuhao，niyuanliangwohaobuhao？wozhendebushiguyigenyisenzaiyiqide，bushiguyide，nixiangxinwo。”
sunlushuohuadeshihou，yanshenyizhidingzainanqiaodedinghunfushang，yandiliuluchuhaojizhongqingxu。
nanqiaolenghengyisheng，shuaikaitadeshou，chaofengdekanzheta。
“tiantianyanxibuleima？”
sunluyaoyaotou，kanxiangnanqiao，“nizaishuoshenme？wozenmetingbudong。”
“woshuo，aosikayinggaijinibangejiang，tuotuodeyinghou。xianzaimeiyouwairen，nibuyongzaiwomianqianyanxizhuangkelian，wobushishiyisen，yebuhuishadaobeinipiandetuantuanzhuan。”
“nanqiao，nizenmebuxiangxinwoni？wozhishitinishishishiyisenshibushizhenxinduini，shibushizhidenituofu，niyouzenmenengguaiwo？”
kandaoxiriguimidezheifandadaokuofudeyanlun，nanqiaodunshiganjuemeierting。
“ting，nidengdeng，tiwoshizhenxin，nikebukexiao，nandaoworangnishidaotachuangshangqude？”
sunlubuyiburao，bingmeiyourenshidaozijidecuowu。
“nanqiao，zheibujiuqiaqiazhengmingyisenbingbuaini，bingbushinideliangren，taningyuangenwoshangchuang，yebuyuanyipengniyixia，yinweinitaizangle……”
“pa”deyisheng，sunludelianshangdunshihongqishouzhangyin。
“zheiyibazhang，jidianwomencengjingbuzhizhenjiadeyouqing。”
“zhishisunlu，wojinggaoni，beidiliqiangwobuyaodenanrenwusuowei，danshibuyaoxuekoupenren，nishuileshiyisenwoyewusuowei，xiangtaneizhonglajihuosegennishifenbanpei，zhende，yaoshininengliuzhutaderenhaiyoutadexin，neijiutaihaole。”
“haiyouhaiyou，zuihaobajintiandedinghunyangaoza，neiwojiutaixiexienile！”
sunlubukezhixindekanzhenanqiao，buganxiangxintacengjingtiantianguazaizuibiandeshiyisenjingranzaicikechengleyijianlaji。
nanqiaozhongxindakaishuilongtouxishou。
“zezeze，taizang，lajihuishouzhandeweidaoqueshicibi。”
nanqiaolengmodekanletayiyan，zhiliujiyigeyaoraodebeiying。
sunluqideyanditonghong，ketahaibusixin，zhuizainanqiaoshenhougenlechuqu，yibalanzainanqiaodemianqian。
“qiaoqiao，nibayisenrangjiwohaobuhao，wotaiaitale，wochengrenwoshiguimixinqiao，shiwodebuhao，woduibuqini。”
“zhishiqiaoqiao，nizhidaode，wocongxiaomeiyoufumu，zaifuliyuanzhangda，woduomexiwangdedaobierendeguanai，yisenjiushiwomingzhongzhudingdeneigeren。nibatarangjiwohaobuhao，qiuqiunile，woqiuqiunile……”
nanqiaoraokaitadangzhedelu，buyuanyizaiyutawulijiuchanxiaqu。
太掉份儿了！
nanqiaoxianzaidouziwohuaiyi，madou，dangchushizijixialeyan，zenmehuigenzheiyangde**zuopengyou。
xianzaikanlai，haishigaoduan**。
jiuzainanqiaojingguosunlushencedeshihou，sunluturanshenchushouchexiatadediaodailifuqun，dengshinanqiaodexiongqianchadianchunguangzhaxie。
nanqiaoganjindakaisunludeshou，limabalifushijingwangshangtileti。
haoxian，chadianzouguang，duokuixianzaixishoujianmenkoumeiyouren。
“sunlu，nifenglema？kuairangkai。”
“nanqiao，zhiyaonidayingwo，rangwogenshiyisenzaiyiqi，wobuhuizailaidaraoni，niruobudaying……”
“wobudayingyounengzenmeyang，nichehuaiwodelifuyounengzenmeyang，zheijianshiqingwoshuolebingbusuan，sheinengdayingniniquzhaoshei，rangkai！”
“buxing，nibunengzou，meiyoutingdaoniqinkousuoshuo，woyebuhuizoude。”
“buzoushiba，keyi，neiwojiaobaoanguolai。”
jinjiezhe，sunluturanpengdeyishengzuodaozaidi，tengdetayanlideleihuayujiazengduo，yishijianqingpenerxie。
nanqiaozhoumeibujie，sunluzaiganma？
zijiganggangbingmeiyouzuoshenmehaobuhao。
jiuzainanqiaoyishouzhuaizhelifuqun，yishouxiangyaolaqisunludeshihou，tadeshoubeituranbeirenyonglidaleyixia，jinjiezhebeituidaoyipang。
“nanqiao，niganleshenme？chenwobuzai，jiuqifululushibushi？”
zaiduishangshiyisenfenhendemouzihou，nanqiaojianbangdougentayiqizhandouxiaoqilai。
“woqifuta，niwenwentahaobuhao，yaobuyaotaihaoxiao？”
zhijiansunlubeishiyisenxiaoxindechanfuqilai，limahuanshangleyifushoushangxiaobaitudemoyang，haoyigejiaorenluolei。
“yisen，buyaoguaiqiaoqiao，shiwobuhao，shiwozijibuxiaoxindiedaozaidi，nibuyaoguaita……”
nanqiaokandaoshiyisenxintengsunludeyangzi，zhishenglengxiaoeryi。
“nibushishuowotuitalema，niyoushenmezhengju？”
shiyisencikekandaomianqianganjingrouruodenvhai，neixinshenchuxiangbeizhaleyixia。
“gangcaiwoguolaideshihou，jiukanjiannibatatuidaozaidi，woyoubushimeizhangyan，nihainengdilaibucheng。”
nanqiaobenlaibuyuanlihuizheiduigounannv，cike，taquegaibianlezhuyi。
tazoudaosunlumianqian，duizhetaxiaochuyaoniebandeweixiao。
jiuzaishiyisenyexianruzheigeweixiaodeshihou，nanqiaoqingqingkaikou，“shi……zheiyangma？”
“putong”yisheng，sunluzhongzhongdeshuaidaozaishiyisenhuaili。
“南乔，你疯了！”
nanqiaoyeshiyilianwugu，zhuangzuobeihedaoleyiban。
“哦？失手了。”
jinjiezhe，takanleyiyanjiaoxiadegaogenxiehaiyoushenshangshufuzhedequnbai。
“jiushichuanzhelifuqunzitaibufangbian，yaoshinachuwosandashijidelidu，tazhishaoyedeziyoufeixiangdaoshimiyuan。”