气的像个疯子

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jiangxieninghunshendouzaidou,fenbuqingchushiyinweitenghaishiyinweiqi。

tazhongyuannabuzhu,chongleguoqu,qucheneijianhunsha。

shuohuashisangyinshayawubi:“yumiancheng,nihuilewodehunsha!”

songxiangyixiangshishouqifudeneigeren,tahedelimalakailalian,zhijiejiangyifutuoxialai,luchudanbodeneiyi。

luoluzaiwaidepifuqileyicengyouyicengdejipigeda,tajinjindibaozheziji,buduanzhongfu:“duibuqixieningjie,nibieguaimiancheng,tayezhishixiangwanchengwodeyihan……”

“bijing,wokuaiyaosile……”

yumianchengtaishoujiujilejiangxieningyigebazhang。

jiangxieningmeileliqi,tankaozhebinglengdeqiangbi。

yumianchengshuo:“jiangxiening,nizenmenengzheimezisi?”

“ninandaobuzhidao,nixianzaisuoyongyoudeyiqie,doushinitoulaidema!”

“zheichanghunli,benlaijiugaishuyuxiangyi!yaobushitadangnianshengbinglikai,yaobushinimenjiangjiaxieentubao,niyiweilundeshangni?”

“xieentubao”sigezi,xiangshiyibaliren,shunjianchuantouletadexinzang。

tatengdehunshenfadou,nanyizhixin:“yumiancheng,nizenmenengzheimeshuo?”

tababaweiyujiadiuleming。

tayiweiyumianchengshiganjide。

queyuanlai,zaitayumianchengkanlai,tabashiyouliketu、xieentubao。

多可笑啊。

yumianchengningzhemei,jianqineijianhunsha,pizaisongxiangyideshenshang。

tawenroudijiangtahuzaishenhou,yuqipingdan:

“hunlimashangjiuyaokaishile,jiangxiening,yinixianzaidezhuangtai,henbushihechuxi。”

“qishiwozaojiuxianggennishuo,danyizhigujizhenidelianmian。”

“jirannizijidoubudasuanyaolian,neiwojiuzhishuoleba!zheichanghunli,benlaijiushiwoweixiangyizhunbeide。”

jiangxieningyouyishunjiandehuanghu。

taxiangqimanchangdefenmeigui,ketamingmingxihuanhuangse。

taxiangqihunlijidiaoshiqianqiandefense,ketazuichumingmingxuandebailandapei。

yuanlaiyiqiezaoyiyoujikexun。

yumianchengzhongxintisongxiangyichuanshangneijianhunsha,dandankaikou:“nidemudebujiushixiangjiajinyujiadangyufurenma?kanzainibadefenshang,meiwenti,wokeyitinishixianzheigeyuanwang。”

“fanzhengwomenjiehunzhengdoulingle,shenmeyishibuyishide,buguodoushixingshieryi,buzhongyao。”

“xiangyidebingqingyuelaiyueyanzhongle,wobuxiwangtadaizheyihanlikai。”

“suoyizheichanghunli,jintian,jiuyouxiangyilaidangzuimeilidexinniangba。”

姜写宁如遭雷击。

pianpiansongxiangyiquegandongdeleiruyuxia:“miancheng,qishi,buyongzheiyangde,zheiyangduixieningjiebugongping……”

“xiangyi,nizongshikaolvbieren,kebierenshenmeshihoukaolvguoni?”

yumianchengdemeitouqingqingdizhouqilai,yanshenzhongmanshiduitadelianxi:“zheishijiuzheimedingle!nisuoyoudeyihan,wodouhuibangniyiyibuqi。”

jiangxieningdingzheneijianhunsha,shuangyantonghong。

直到司仪催促登场。

takanzheyumianchenghesongxiangyidebeiying,caijingxingyiban,shenshouzhuaizhuleyumianchengdeyijiao。

tazhanglezhangzui,shayazheshengyinshuo:“keshiyumiancheng,woyexiwangnengyongyouyichangmeilidehunli。”

“woye,kuaiyaosilea。”