第4章 成了一个笑话

yinruoqingtongkongzhenzhan,zhijuedeyuanfenhuangmiu,tianyinongren。

yinfengliangyijingyikouyigesishaoyedijiangrenyinglejinlai,eryinjiaxinzemanmankaojin,yongrumuchongbaideshenqingtaitouwangzhegaodadenanren,shuohuaroushengxiyuyoumaimaihanqing:“sishaoye,kuaijinlaizuoba。”

siyudeshixianheyinruoqingjiaohuiyishun,youziranerrandicuokai,meiyouluchuyidianyiyangdeshenqing,“daraogeweile。”

yinruoqingrutongyouhunyiban,kanzheyinfenglianghebaimengcuyongzhesiyuzuoxia,yinjiaxinzezuozailetadeduimian,cezheshenzitingzhefumuhesiyudetanhua,yanboliuzhuan,maimaihanqing。

siyutaidubingbureluo,shenzhisuandeshanglengdan,kexianglaizishishengaodeyinfengliangquewanquanbujuedebeimaofan,fandaogengjiareqing,nulixunzhaozhehuati,shibushijiuyaotiqizijidedanver,haorangyinjiaxinyoukeyidashanghuadejihui。

yintianzexianggewusuoshishidejuwairen,buguobeibaimengxieleliangyan,haishijinliangzuozhi,buneimediaoerlangdang,baiwuliaolaidipeizuozhe。

mingmingzheidongfangzilihaiyouyigeyinruoqing,kesuoyourendousihubuyueertongdihulveletadecunzai,fangfotashitoumingren。

siyu……yuanlaitajiushisiyu……

yinruoqingwulewuyinyinzuotongdeweibu,dixiatou,liuhaizhezhuledabanyanjing,jiaorenkanbuchutacikedeshenqing。

yuanlaizhisuoyineimeguoduandiyaogentajieshuguanxi,shiyinweitayaodinghunlea……

siyu,nishibushizaojiuzhidaowoheyinjiadeguanxile?

yinruoqingjuedezijifangfochengleyigexiaohua,biqizuowanlaishishubaibeidelangbeihenankan。

tahuanghuanghuhudiduguoleyishangwu,zhidaobaomulaizhaohu,shuowufanyijingzhunbeihao,caichenmodizuozailecanzhuopang。

neiyijiasankouzhaohuzhesiyupinchangzijiadefancai,eryinruoqingzhixiangzaodianchiwanzheishibuzhiweideyidunfan,haozhaogejiekouhuidaozijidefangjian,buyaojixuliuzaizheilikanyinjiaxinduisiyuansongqiubodeyangzi,lingtafanwei。

“ruoqing,zenmeguangbafanbuchicai?shibushijintiandefancaibuhekouweia?”baimengguzuoguanqiedikaikou,dunshiyizhuorendemuguangdoutouxiangleyinruoqing。

“zhenshibuhaoyisi,”baimengbaoqiandikanleyinfengliangyiyan,“douguaiwo,meiyoutiqiandingzhubaomuzuoyixieruoqingaichidecai……”

“ma,zheizenmenengguainini?”yinjiaxinxiaolexiao,“ruoqingbenlaijiubuxihuanzaijiachifan,baomuyebushihenlejietadekouweini。wokanruoqinghaoxiangbutaigaoxingdeyangzi,yaobu,jiejieqinzixiachuqujinizuojigecaiba。”

yinjiaxinshuowan,haishifenbuhaoyisidikanlesiyuyiyan,dixiatouqingshengdao:“wogenmamaxueguozuofan,shouyihaibucuo……”

yinfenglianghahadaxiao,“meicuo,womenjiaxinjianglaiyidingshigexianqiliangmu!”

baimengxintengdikanleyinjiaxinyiyan,“jiaxintianfuhenhao,danshibingbujingchangxiachu,ruguobushixintengmeimei,woyeshebuderangtaquzuofanni。”

yinfenglianglenghengyisheng,“ruoqingzheigechouyatoujiaoqidehen,zheimedarenle,juranhaiyaonimamahejiejiecaoxin,zhenshibuxianghua,rangsishaoyejianxiaole。”

yinruoqingnuliyanxiakouzhongdefancai,qiangrenzheweibudebushi,“peng”diyishengjiangwankuaizhongzhongfangzaizhuozishang。

“nizuoshenme,haidongbudonglimao!wopingshijiushizheimejiaoyunide?”yinfengliangchenzhelian。

yinruoqingzhuangzuotingbudaotadehua,dashenghandao:“songayi,songayi!”