第1章 偷鸡不成蚀把米

“jianjunxiao!nibuzhilianchi!womenhaoxinshouliuni,nijuranpashangwonanpengyoudechuang!”

zhenzhenxuanhuashengjiangjianjunxiaocongshuimianzhongjingxing,tamengdizhengkaishuangyan,quefaxianzijijuranhunshenchiguodetangzaichuangshang。

ertadeshenbian……juranshijiejiejianxiaoxuedenanpengyou,ouyangzihua!

“啊!”

jianjunxiaojianjiaoyisheng,lianmangyongchuangdanzhezhuzijideshenti,manliandejingkong。

zenmehuishi?zenmehuizheiyang?zuowandaodifashengleshenme?

“咝……”

xiangqizuowandeshiqing,jianjunxiaotoutengdedaoxileyikouliangqi。

tajuranwanquanxiangbuqilaizuotianwanshangfashengleshenme。

kanzhemanliannurongdejianxiaoxue,talianmangkaikou,“jiejie,nitingwojieshi——”

“啪!”

huahaimeishuowan,jianxiaoxueyibazhanghenhendedadaolejianjunxiaodelianshang。

“jianjunxiao,nizenmehuizaiwodechuangshang?”

erzheigeshihou,ouyangzihuazhongyuxingguolaile,yibianchuanzheyifuyibiankanzhejianjunxiao,lianshangmanshiyanedezhiwendao:

“zuotianwanshangnijiwodejiulidaodifangleshenmedongxi?weishenmewoxianzaishenmedoubujidele?nidaodizuoleshenme!”

“wo,womeiyou……”jianjunxiaolanzhechuangdanmanliandejinghuangshicuo,diediezhuangzhuangdexialechuangxiangyaochongjinxishoujianhuanyifu,quebeijianxiaoxuejiangchuangdanquanbudouchelexialai。

tajiuzheiyangwanquanchiguozhanzaidajiamianqian。

“nizheigegouyinjiefudechoubiaozi!nizenmebuqusini?”jianxiaoxuemazhe,yanzhongqueshanguoyisikuaigan。

jianjunxiaodunzaidishangshituzhezhuziji,xiuchiganrangtahenbudezuanjindifengli。

yankuangtonghongdeqiqiuzhe,“jiejie,woqiuqiunixianrangwobayifuhuanshang……zuotiandeshiqingwozhendeshenmedoubuzhidao,womeiyougouyinta!”

“nihaixiangchuanyifu?liandoubuyaolechuanshenmeyifu!”

jianxiaoxuezhoumazhe,turannachuleshoujijiangciyibubitidejianjunxiaolulexialai,haizaijishipinpeiyin,“jianjunxiaozheigebuyaoliandenvren,ziyousuitafuqinruzhuidaowomenjianjia!womenkantakelianbatadangzuozijinverduidai,taquezuochuzheizhonggouyinjiefudeshiqing!”

“够了,小雪!”

erzheigeshihou,yidaoyouxiecangsangdanshiquechongmanleweiyandeshengyincongmenwaizoulai。

kanjianneidaoshenying,napashidangjinouyangjituandezongcaiouyangzihua,yeshibigongbijingdeyingleguoqu。

“yeye,nizenmelaile?”

“doufashengzheizhongchoushile,wonengbulaime!”ouyangyeyekanzhedunzaidishangdejianjunxiao,tanlekouqi,tuoxiazijidewaitaopizaitashenshang。

“junxiao,yiqianlaotouziwozailushangxinzangbingtufa,shinijiulewoyiming。jirannineimexihuanzihua,erqieshiqingdouyijingfashengle……neimewohuizuozhurangnimenjiehun。”

“ouyangyeye!yuanbenyaojiajiouyangjiadeshiwocaiduia!”jianxiaoxueyitinglikezhejile,erouyangzihuadelianseyechenzhongleqilai。

“ouyangjiaxianzaihaishiwoshuolesuan!”ouyangyeyedenglejianxiaoxueyiyan,shuodao:“jianjiayuouyangjiadelianyin,jiuzheimejuedingle!zihua,niyouyijianma?”

kanzhemanlianbeiqiedejianxiaoxue,zaikankanyeye,ouyangzihuayaoleyaotou,danshixinliqueduijianjunxiaohendaoleguzili……