第5章
参军？
caoyidengdaleyanjingkanzhezijidelaodie。
haojiahuo，laodiezheimelihai。
conghouqinyingguanshidaocanjun，gujihuojiandoumeiyoutashengguansudukuai。
“zheiyeduokuilenizhiqianshuodeshibaluzhuhourenxinbuqi，huiquhouwojianghuayuanyuanbenbenshuojizhugong，dedaolezhugongdeshangshi。”
caocaonaqiyikuaikaoroufangzaizuili，bieshuo，haitinghaochi。
这就难怪了。
tingdaocaocaohuida，caoyiweiweidiantou。
“zheiliangtianshibaluzhuhouyijingquanbudidasuanzao，shewutoubuxing，niaowutoubufei，jiranshihuimeng，ziranshiyaoxuanjuchulaiyiweimengzhu。”
“wo......zhugongyouxiangfaquzhengyizhengmengzhuzhiwei，zihongnizenmekan？”
caocaoyibianhejiuchirou，yibianyangzuobujingxinjiangtaxiangfatilechulai。
“zuozhekanbei，hainengzenmekan？”
“caogongzhengduomengzhuneijiushimaofanglitiaogao——zhaosi（shi）。”
caoyibujiasisuotuokouerchu。
“zhugongzhishencishaguozeidongzhuo，fabutaozeizhaoshu，mingzhentianxia，weihezuobudemengzhu？”caocaoduqibandefanboyiju。
切！
caoyilengxiaoyisheng，manbuzaiyi。
“caogongmingzhentianxiashibujia，keshizhuhouzhizhongsishisangongdeyuanshao，yuanshu，kongmengzhihoudekongrong，huangshihouyideliudai......”
“zheixierenwulunshengwang，diwei，shilinayigebubicaogongda，nijuedecaogongzuomengzhutamenhuixinganqingyuan？”
caoyiyipenlengshuipodecaocaoyakouwuyan。
曹毅说的对啊。
zijibuguanshichushenhaishishilidouburuqitaren，jibianshizijizuodaomengzhudawei，younengruhe？
buguoshibanqishitouzazijidejiaobale。
xiangdaozheilicaocaoxunwendao“jiranruci，zihongrenweiyingdangruhe？”
“neidangranshi......keke......”
caoyigangyaotuokouerchu，turanxiangdaoxitongxindesheding。
caoyikanxianglaocao，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuyimohuaixiao。
羊毛出在羊身上。
xitongjiranyaoqian，neijiuranglaodielaitizijifuqianba。
“neige......laodiea，zheitianxiameiyoubaijidedongxi，nidongba？”
“shenmeyisi？”caocaoyitouwushui。
caoyimomoshenchuyigenshouzhi“yiwanliang，yitiaojianyi！”
caocaomengranqishen，zhizhecaoyi，qideyizhenshuobuchuhualai。
zheierzitamedekengdiea，wengejicejingranhaiyaoqian。
“yaoqianmeiyou，yaoming......yebuji！”caocaoguoduanjujue。
caoyitanletanshou¯_(ツ)_¯
“neijiushushouwucele，laodienigaiganmaganmaquba。”
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算你狠！
“hao，caozihong，suannihen，woyihuijiupairensongqianlai，keyishuoleba！”
lianggerendayanduixiaoyanduishilebangeshichen，haishicaocaoyaoyaqiechidetuoxiele。
caoyijunqiaolianshangluchuyimoshenglidexiaorong。
这就对了嘛。
nidedaojice，wodedaoyinzi，jiedahuanxi。
这叫双赢。
dedaolecaocaodechengnuo，caoyizheicaijixushuoxiaqu。
“zhuhoulianmeng，renxinbuqi，gehuaixinsi，zheixiezhuhouyouyigesuanyige，doubushishenmeshengyoudedeng。”
“shuobaile，zuomengzhuchunshujiushichilibutaohaodeshiqing。”
“daoburulaolaoshishigenzairenqunhoumian，menshengfadacaicaishiwangdao。”
对啊！
caoyisanliangjuhuadianxinglecaocao。
mengzhushenmedebuguoshixumingeryi，chilibutaohao。
genzheigexiangbi，shenmeyiwanliangyejiubuzhongyaole。
“hahaha......”
xiangtonglezheiyidian，caocaobianmeiyouyisijiujie，yangtiandaxiao，qishenlikaile。
zijilaodiepabushishoushenme**leba？
jiandaocaocaoturanfangshengdaxiao，caoyiyouxiedanxin。
shentichuwentihaikeyizhiliao，zheinaoziyaoshichushenmewenti，kejiubuhaozhile。
......
咚咚咚......
艳阳高照！
honglonglongleiguzhishengxiangcheyunxiao，zheneryulong，qishihuihong。
shibaluzhuhouhuimengsuanzao，tianxiazhendang。
huimengdazhangzhizhong，zhongjianshangshoumengzhushuaiweikongzhe，liangpangbiangeziduanzuojiuweizhuhou。
“zhuwei，dongzhuozaoni，tiannurenyuan。”
“jinriwoshibaluzhuhougongxiangdayi，zhennaiwodahanzhongxingzhizhao。”
sishisangongdeyuanshaoshenfendiweizuigao，dangrenburanglvxiankaikou。
“shiashia，jiushidangniandeluoyang，youhecengjujiguorucizhongduodeyingxionghaojie。”
“dongzhuonizeisunshizhidaowodengzaicihuimeng，ziranshiwenfengsangdana。”
“wodengbingfengsuoxiang，poluoyang，qudongzhuoshouji，dangzhenshitannangquwua。”
“hahaha......”
shibaluzhuhouniyiyanwoyiyu，haoqiwanzhang，fangfodongzhuoyijingshizhenbanshangdeyurou。
cishi，sunjianhuanhuanqishen，chaozhezhouweizhuhouchenchendeyibaoquan。
“liewei，wodengjiranhuimeng，neijiuyinggaixuanchuyiweidegaowangzhongzhirendanrenmengzhu，tongyihaoling，fangkejinjunjiaozei。”
sunjianyifanhuashuowan，dazhangzhizhongshashijianzhenluokewen。
所有人都不说话了。
shibaluzhuhoumengzhu，tingshangqujiushiweifengbaqi。
zheixierenganchengzhuhou，youyounayigebuxiangzijizuomengzhu。
“wotiyiyuanshaodanrenmengzhu，yuanjiangjunsishisangong，weimingyuanbo，dangrenburang。”jizhoucishihanfudangxianqishentiyi。
“worenweixiaoqixiaoweicaocaokeweimengzhu。”
“wotiyicaocaodanrenmengzhu，caojiangjuncishadongzhuo，zhongyongchicheng。”
“haishiyuanshaodanrenmengzhu。”
“曹操担任盟主。”
......
zhuhoufenfenkaikou，yishijianzhichicaocaohezhichiyuanshaodejingranpingfenqiuse。
caocaomianrupinghu，kexiongzhongquewanruoleiting。
meixiangdaojingranyouzheimeduorenzhichitacaomengde。
zuotianruobushitingdaocaoyidefenxi，kongpaxianzaizijihaizhendejiuzhanchulaiyuneiyuanshaoyuanbenchuzhengduoyier。
pangbianyuanshaozeshimianrongyinyu，zijisishisangong，shenfenxianhe，jingranzhishiyuhuanguanzhihoudecaomengdepingfenqiuse。
“zhuweiqingtingwocaocaoyiyan。”
zhongrenshangyibuxiazhishi，caocaozhanlechulai，gaoshengduanhe。
“caocaochushenweimo，wenbunenganbang，wubunengdingguo，hedehenengdanrenmengzhuyizhi。”
“wotiyi，youbohaitaishouyuanshaodanrenmengzhu。”
“yuanbenchusishisangong，danrenmengzhuzhongwangsuogui。”
“zheimengzhufeibenchubuke！”
shuoba，caocaozhuanshen，chaozheyuanshaogongshenshili。
“feibenchubuke！”zhongrenjiancaocaodouzheimeshuole，yebuzaijiujie，fenfengongshenbaijian。
jibianshiyilianbuyuedeyuanshu，yeshixinbuganqingbuyuandegongshenshili。
“hahaha......”
yuanshaomeiyouxiangdaozijidanrenmengzhujingranzheimeshunli，buyoudeyangtiandaxiao，xinranjieshou。
caocaokanzhezideyimandeyuanshao，xinzhonganxiao，xianzainiyouduogaoxing，kongparihoujiuyouduotoutengle。
还是曹毅说的对。
menshengfadacai，caishiwangdao。
dangri，shibaluzhuhoubianbaixiawuniubaima，fenbiaojitian，shaxueweimeng。
yuanshaoweimengzhu，yuanshuweifumengzhujianrenliangcaozongdu，caocaoweimengjunjunshi。
jiangdongmenghusunwentaiyijiudanrenmengjunxianfeng。