limamadeshengyinjianxierkebo,xiangyigenxizhen,yiziyijudizhajinzouyaodeermo。
“wangfeiniangniang,zheikeshilidaiwangfeiliuxialaideguiju,ninkedezixitingzhe,ruoshifanlecuo,wangyeguaizuixialai,laonuyedandaibuqia。”
zouyaoqiangrenzhefanbaiyandechongdong。
shenmeguiju,jianzhijiushifanwenrujie!
congzaoshangchenshiqichuangdaowanshangxushijiuqin,meiyibudouyouguiding,lianchifandezishi、zouludebufudouyoujiangjiu。
taganjuezijibushijinlewangfu,ershijinlemouzhonggudaibande“nvzijianyu”。
“wangfeiniangniang,ninkejizhule?”limamaneishuangjingmingdeyanjingxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoshizhezouyao,sihuxiangcongtalianshangkanchushenmepozhan。
zouyaopixiaoroubuxiaodichelechezuijiao:“mama,wochulaizhadao,yishibanhuieryejibuzhuzheimeduo,buruninxianjiwoyifenwenziban,rangwomanmanxuexi?”xinliqueanzitucao:zheilaotaipo,jueduishiqiyuanpailaiguyidiaonanwode!
limamayanpiyitiao,wenziban?
zheiwangfeiniangniang,haizhenshibuanchanglichupai!
“wangfeiniangniang,zheiguijudoushikoukouxiangchuan,nalaideshenmewenziban?”
“meiyou?neimamaninzaishuoyibian,wonabijiyixia。”zouyaoshuozhe,buzhicongnabianxifasidetaochuyigexiaobenziheyizhibi。
limamachedishayanle。zheiwangfei,mobushigeshazi?
jiexialaidejitian,zouyaoderizibingbuhaoguo。
xiarenmenjiantashixinlaide,youshikaozhe“teshushouduan”jinfude,duitayangfengyinwei,chuchudiaonan。
fuzesasaodeyahuanguyizaitafangjianliposhui,fuzeshanshidepozijitasongsouledefancai,jiulianshoumendeshiweidouduitalengchaorefeng。
“wangfeiniangniang,zheikeshiwangyeshangcideyanwo,ninzenmedaole?”yigeyuanlianyahuanguzuojingyadiwendao,yuqilimanshichaofeng。
zouyaokanzhewanlipiaofuzhejigenbumingwutide“yanwo”,chadianmeituchulai。
zheinalishiyanwo,fenmingshisoudiaodezhou!
“zenme?wangyeshangcidedongxi,benwangfeijiubunengdaole?”zouyaolenglengdipieletayiyan,yuqizhongdaizheyisiweiya。
neiyahuanbeitazheiyanshenheleyitiao,lianmangdixiatou:“nubibugan。”
“buganzuihao。xiacizaigannazheizhongdongxihunongbenwangfei,wodingburaoni!”
yeshenrenjing,zouyaozuozaichuangbian,fankanzheshoulidexiaocezi。
shangmianmimimamadijiluzhezheijitiantaguanchadaodewangfudeqingkuang,yijitadeyixiexiangfa。
taqingqingdiheshangcezi,zuijiaogouqiyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
“youxi,caiganggangkaishini……”
zouyaokebushirenrennaniederuanshizi。
tashenan“dashedaqicun”dedaoli,jiranyaozaizheigewangfulizu,jiudexianbazheixie“xiaogui”shoushifutie。
tanachuzaixiandaiqiyeguanlidejingyan,kaishi“gaizao”zijidexiaoyuan。
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jiezhe,tazhongxinfenpeilemeigerendegongzuo,mingquezerendaoren,bingzhidingleyitaojiangchengzhidu——gandehaoyoushang,ganbuhaojiufa。
qichu,xiarenmenhaiyouxiebuyiweiran,juedezheigewangfeibuguoshizhuangqiangzuoshi。
kedangzouyaonachuzhenjinbaiyinjianglibiaoxianhaodeyahuan,youhaobuliuqingdichengfaletoulanshuahuadepozihou,tamencaiyishidao,zheiweiwangfeikebushihaorede。
zouyaode“gaige”chujianchengxiao,zhenggeyuanzijingjingyoutiao,xiaolvbiyiqiantigaolebushao。
jiulianlimamadoubudebuchengren,zheigewangfeihaizhenyouliangbashuazi。
danzheibingbuyiweizhelimamahuijiucibaxiu。
tabenlaijiuduizouyaoxincunjiedi,rujinjiantaruci“zhangkuang”,gengshiqibudayichulai。
tajuedingzaiwangyemianqiangaozouyaoyizhuang,rangtachidiankutou。
zheitian,qiyuannandelaizouyaodeyuanzi。
limamachouzhunjihui,tianyoujiacudishuo:“wangye,wangfeiniangniangzuijinkeshibawangfudeguijugaidemianmuquanfei,nucaimendoujiaokubudie……”
qiyuanweiweizhoumei,kanxiangzouyao:“zenmehuishi?”
zouyaobuhuangbumangdinachuzijijiludezhangbenhegongzuoliuchengtu,youliyoujudijieshidao:“wangye,chenqiezhishiyouhualewangfudeguanlifangshi,bingmeiyouweifanrenheguiju……”
limamazaiyipangyinyangguaiqidishuo:“wangfeiniangniangqiaosheruhuang,wangyekeqianwanbiebeitapianle……”
zouyaolenglengdipieletayiyan:“mamazheishizaizhiyiwangyedepanduanlima?”
limamalianseyibian,buganzaishuohua。
qiyuankanzhezouyaozixinmanmandeyangzi,xinzhongjingshengchuyisixinshang。
tabailebaishou,shiyilimamatuixia:“xingle,benwangzhidaole。”
limamabuganxindidenglezouyaoyiyan,zhuanshenliqu。
qiyuankanzheshoulidezhangben,youkanlekanzouyao,zuijiaoweiweigouqi:“wangfei,nidaoshijilebenwangyigejingxi……”tadunledun,muguangshensui,“buguo……”
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zouyaotiaomei,sihaobuju:“wangyeciyanchayi,guanlizhidao,guizaigaoxiaoshiyong,yushidaibeijingbingwutaidaguanxi。nanbuchengwangyejuede,zuzongchuanxialaideguiju,jiuyidingshihaode?”taguyijita,xiangkankanzheiweiwangyededixianzainali。
qiyuanguoranbeitazheifanhuajijidaole,lengxiaoyisheng:“wangfeidanzibuxiao,jingganzhiyizuzongguiju?”
“chenqiebugan,zhishijiushilunshibale。”zouyaoyijiudanding,xinliqueanzijiaoku,zheigudaidewangye,haizhenshibuhaosihou!
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zouyaoxinzhongjinglingdazuo,zheisifenmingshixiangjitachuanxiaoxie!
dantamianshangbuxian,yijiubaochizhedetideweixiao:“chenqiedingdangquanlipeihewangye。”xinliquefengkuangtucao:peihe?
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zouyaoganjuezijikuaiyaobeibifengle。
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fulideguanjiahuanghuangzhangzhangdipaolaibingbao:“wangye,buhaole!kufangdezhangmu……zhangmuduibushangle!”
qiyuanlianseyichen,lishengwendao:“zenmehuishi?”
guanjiahedehunshenfadou:“nucaiyebuzhi……nucaiyijingheduilehaojibian,haishiduibushang……”
qiyuanzhuantoukanxiangzouyao,yanshenyiweishenzhang:“wangfei,kanlainidebangbenwangyigemangle……”