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laosilaisishouhoudadianhuaxunwenwoxinchejiashimanyidu。
我有些茫然。
chuguoyigeyue,yizhimeishijiantiche,nalaidejiashimanyidu?
yueyangdianhuazhiwenlaopo,tameiyoubanfenxinxu:
“laogong,nigongzuoyalitaidachuxianhuanjueleba?yilianglaosilaisihaojibaiwan,bieshuomaile,jiusuanrenjiabaisongzanyekaibuqi。“
“biexiangneixiebuqieshijidele,haohaogongzuo。dengnixiangmujiangxialai,laopojinihualiangsanwannitaoliangshengyoudeershouche。”
wolandezaigentafeihua,zhuanerbojilewobadesirenmishu。
“liumishubangwochaqingchu,zhaoranrangnagenanpusatizoulewoneilianglaosilaisi。”
neishiwobasongjiwodeshengriliwu,quanqiu**wutai,lianpenqidoushiwozuixihuandewushihei。
kaolvdaoshicha,wojiang4sdiandelianluorensheweilezhaoran。
ganranzhiwolumingzhengdedongxi,zheibizhang,busibuxiu!
dangchuwoyaomaiche,zhaoranjiubaibanzunao,
”kaichechuleduchejiushizhaochewei,chuncuishizhaozuishou。naxiangditie,zhunshizhundianyoushengqian!“
省钱?
woyinxingkayuedeweishu,nengshanxiataneishuangmeijianguoshimiandeyan。
第一章
wodachengzuizaodehangbanhuiguo,zhibenlaosilaisi4sdian。
dianneiyipaifanmang,suoyouxiaoshoudouweizaiyiweikerenshenbian,duanchadishui,anqianmahou。
wozhanzaimenkoubanshang,jingwurenlihui。
haoburongyizhuazhuyigedekongdexiaoshou,woyazhexingzikaikou:
“nihao,woshiluxiansheng,zhiqiannimendianhuahuifangguojiashitiyan。”
neixiaoshoulengleyixia:“luxiansheng?luxianshengduixinchefeichangmanyi,zhengzaivipshihewomenjingliliaoxiayibudegaizhuangfanganni……”
wojihuyaosuiya:“wo,caishineilianglaosilaisidezhuren。”
xiaoshoushangxiadaliangzhewo,manlianbiyi:
“xiansheng,laosilaisishidingjishechipinpai,chezhudouxuyaojingguozichanheyan。”
”zheiliang**banhuanyingcongxuangoudaogaizhuang,womenshizhongzhiyuzhaoxiaogedelaogongluxianshengduijie。"
tahuyidipiewoyiyan,xiaoshengdigu:
“dabaitianjuranyourenlaipengci……”
wozhengzaiyuandi——zhaoranshenmeshihouchenglebierendelaopo?
cishivipshidemenhuakai,woyuneigeshuxideshenyingsimuxiangdui。
tayishenzuixinjidegaodingtaozhuang,bozishangdaidekadiyaxianglianyuqunianwobasongwodeyimoyiyang。tazhenggerenrongguanghuanfa,yanranyiweijingquantaiziye。
keliuchaoqi,dangchubuguoshizhaoranjiejidepinkunsheng。
xiaoshoumenyijianta,likereqingdiweileshangqu:“luxiansheng!”
gangcaijiedaiwodeneimingxiaoshouchanmeididiantouhayaohou,niutouduiwolengshengdao:
“xianzarendengqinglijilichang,womenyaoweiguibinqingchang。”
“zaibuzou,womenkeyaojiaobaoanle。”
liuchaoqiliansezhoubian,kuaibushangqiandazhuwodejianbang:
“ge,jintianzenmeyoukonglai4sdiankanche?haojiubujian,womenkedehaohaoliaoliao。”
tayibianshuo,yibianyonglibawowangjiaoluola。
kanlaishizuozeixinxu,shengpawojiechuantadechoushi。
woyonglishuaikaitadeshou,shengyinqingxidichuanbianzhenggezhanting:
“liuchaoqi,qingnijieshiyixia,weishenmewobasongwodelaosilaisibeinitizoule?“
”haiyou,nibozishangdekadiya,daodishinaerlaide?”
zaichangsuoyourendoukanleguolai。
liuchaoqideliansebaileyouqing,suijihuanshangyifuchuchukeliandemoyang:
“ge,nizenmenengzheimeshuoni?zheicheshiwolaoposongwodedingqingxinwu,zheixianglianyeshitateyiweiwoxuande。“
”ni……nishibushigongzuoyalitaida,chuxianhuanjuele?zheikeshiyiyuzhengdeqianzhaoa!”
weiguanzhekanwodeyanshenlikebianle,yilunshengsiqi:
“chuandezheimeputong,pashidagongdafengleba?”
“luxianshengzheicheluodijiagaizhuangyiqianbabaiduowan,tayibeizinengzhuandaoyigeluntaima?”
“zijishigeqiongbi,jiukanbudebierenhao,paolaipengcizhaocunzaigan!”
“真是晦气!”