“好了!”
henkuai,zhaopengfeidebeizijiudiehaole。
sisifangfang,youlengyoujiao,kanzhejiugenyongzhuantouqichulaiside。
jirenyizhongganjingmingliang,youshangxinyuemudeganjue,queshifeichangpiaoliang。
“班长,好厉害!”
“zheibeizidiedebizhuantou,kanzhehaixiangzhuantou!”
“banzhang,wonengmoyimoma?woqu,haizhashou,tainiule!”
xinbingmendejinghushengciqibifu,jiulianqinfengdourenbuzhugantan。
bukuishisanqishiguan,zheibeizidiede,zhenshiyidianerdoutiaobuchumaobing。
diejunbei,zuoweibuduilimeigejunrendejibengong。
congyichuanghaodejunbei,jiunengkanchuzhaopengfeizaiqitafangmianyejueduichabule。
zhaopengfeisuiranzuijiaoshangyang,danbingmeiyouchenzuizaixinbingmendekuazanshengli,ershiyansudeshuoleju。
“doukanqingchuleba?xianzai,zijibaozhebeizizhaodifangdie,sushebuxingjiuquwaimianzoulang。”
“yongbuzhexianzang,buduilidezoulangdimian,tuodebinimenlianhaiganjing。”
zheihuadaobushijiade,qinfengjiucengtingshuoguo。
buduilituodi,doushibufatuobade,ershiyongmobu。
yisheng“quantiwodao”,suoyourenquandouxiangshipaileiyiyang,pazaidishangkaishiganhuo。
danzheihaibushizuicaodande,duiyucizhuanfengzhilei,mobunanyidasaodaodedifang,keshideyongyashuade......
yanxia,dajiayiyongersan,quandougezibaozhebeizizhaodifanglianxidiebeiqule。
diebeizizheidongxi,jiuxiangdanchaofanyiyang。
yuejiandanjiuyuekunnan,fanyaolilifenkai,haiyaozhanzhedan......
diejunbei,kanqilaishiyihuishi。
zhendieqilai,youshiyihuishi。
wangwangnaodaigaosuni:ng,wohuile。
danshouquezaibaocukou:qu**,wotemenahuile?
zhishidieleyixiaohuier,yizhongxinbingjiukaishizhuaernaosai,butingdeshentouzuoguyoupanqilai。
dangran,tamenbingbushixiangkankanbierenzenmediede。
ershixiangkankan,qitarenshizenmehezijiyiyangdiebuchulaide。
kanzhedajiadoushishoucandang,yixiazitamenjiubuzhejile。
zuiqima,nengcongcemianfanyingchu,bingbushitamendezhishanghedongshounengliyouwenti。
ershizheichuangbeiziqueshibijiaopanni,youtazijidexiangfa。
cishi,qinfengzhengzaisushelihengchihengchidedamobeizi。
shoulidemazha,xiangshiganmianzhangyiyang,zaipingpudebeizishanglaihuinianya。
xitongyijingjiangxianqianzhaojianfeidediebeidongzuo,heyixieguanjian**,jiyinzailetadenaodaili。
xianzai,tazhixuyaoqinjialianxi,jiunengzaiduanshijianneixunsuzhangwo。
bingjiangxuedaodedongxi,chedironghuiguantong,zhuanhuaweizijidezhishi。
bujinruci,xitonghaihuijiangtasuoxuezhishijinxingsuosi。
meicuo,jiushiyizhengyongzheng。
tongsudeshuo,henduorenzaikaoshangdaxuehoumeiduojiu,jiuhuibachugaozhongxuededongxiquanbuwanggeganjing。
shenzhi,lianxiaoxueshengdeeryuanyicifangchengdoujiedejiaotoulane。
danzaixitongdesuosixia,qinfenggenbenbuyongdanxinzheiyangdeqingkuangchuxian。
xuehuile,jiushizijide,yongbuyiwang。
ruguonenggouhuodegoujiu,xuededongxigouduo。
qinfengshenzhinenggouchengweiyigehuozhedebaidubaike。
dangran,yanxiazheixiedoubushitagaikaolvde。
ruheyongyadaoxingdeyoushi,xunfumianqianzheichuangbutinghuadebeizi,caishiqinfengsuoyaozhuanzhudeshi。
bianshang,chensanxitongyangmangdejiaotoulane,gangdiehaodebeizixianggedahaomianhuatangside。
柔软,且富有弹性。
tazuoyoukankan,faxianqinfengdaoxianzaidouhaimeidie,shizhongzaidamobeizi,yushijiuyouxiehaoqidewen。
“ge,nizahaibudiea?andoukannimohaojiule,banzhanggangganghaoxiangbushizheimejiaode?”
zheihuierbanzhangbuzai,qinfengdaoshiyenengziyoushuohua:“nibudong,gongyushanqishi,bixianliqiqi。”
“zanmendebeizishixinbeizi,banzhanglaoshilaobeizi,buyiyangde。”
chensanxiyihuonaotou:“a?haiyouzheishuofa,zheiyoushaqubiema?”
qinfengxiaozheshuo:“qubiekedalequle。”
tahuitoukanzhebanzhangchuangpushangneichuansisifangfangdelvjunbeishuodao:“banzhangzheichuangbeizi,yansebizanmenqian,kanzhejiuyouniantoule,youxiedifangdoubaojiangle。”
“laobeizirijiyuelei,mianhuadouyashile,buxiangzanmendexinbeizi,litoudemianhuadoushizhakaide......”
meidengtahuashuowan,chensanxijiutoutoupaoguoqu,nieleyixiabanzhangbeizi。
jieguoyibuxiaoxin,bayigejiaojiniebiele,hedetashoumangjiaoluandeyounonghuilai。
kezenmenong,douchaneimedianeryisi。
chensanxixingfendepaohuilai,bafaxiandejiangjiqinfengting。
“shie,banzhangdebeizi,shibizanmendebo!”
qinfengkanzhetazheijudong,yanjingdoudengdale。
banzhangdebeizinidougannie,nixiaozipabushizhaosia。
takeshizhidao,buduiliyouxibeirumingzheigeshuofade。
“陈三喜,你……”
kehaimeidengqinfenghuashuochukou,qimengjuranyepaoguoqunieleyixiabanzhangdebeizi。
bingqie,balingyigejiaoyejiniebianle。
qimengxiaohehedekanxiangqinfeng:“gemener,nikeyia,guanchadezheimexizhi。banzhangdebeizi,queshihezandebuyiyang。”
qinfengyanpizitiaodongleliangxia。
xinshuo,nimendoushitingdaizhongde。
shizhenbupabanzhanghuilaidafaleitinga。
jinjiezhe,sushelijiuxiangshirenchuanrenyiyang。
meigerendoumomingqimiaodepaoqu,nieleyixiabanzhangdebeizi。
kanzhebanzhangdebeizi,beiyibangrenlunfanzaota,qinfengyanpizikuangtiao。
糟糕,要坏事了!
zoulangshang,lijiashengkansidiebei,shizeyizhiguanzhubanlidongtai。
talaibuduiqian,zaiwangshangchayueledaliangziliao。
yezhidaolaobingbeizihexinbingbeizidechayizaina。
yuanben,tashizhunbeiliudaomingtianbeibanzhangbiaoyanghou,zaimainongyibode。
meixiangdaojuranbeiqinfengjitiqianjiaohele。
lijiashengxinlineijiaoyigeqia!
ranhoujiupaoqu,zaibanzhangdebeizishanghenhenfaxieleyiba。
ranhoudechuyigejielun,wangshangshuodeguoranmeicuo,laobingdebeizijiushibo!
ruguozijidebeizi,yexiangzheiyang,kendinghenhaodie。
kedengtafaxiewan,banzhangdebeizi,yijingbiandecanburendu。
xiangshidiuzaidishang,beimeigerencaileyijiaodelanshizi,duokanyiyandoujuedelayanjing.....
chensanxinaodaiman,haishimeizhuanguowanlai:“ge,neiweishalaobeizijiuhaodie,xinbeizijiubuhaodiea?”
qinfengshoushangmeiting,naizhexingzijieshidao:“mianhuayuepao,beiziyueshinanchengxing。zanmenxiangbabeizidiechengbanzhangneiyang,diyibujiudehuafeidaliangshijianlaidamoyashibeizi。”
“zhiyaobabeizidekongqidoujichuqu,mianhuadouyashile,daoshihouzenmediedouhaodie。”
“哦~原来如此!”
zhongrendunshiyouzhongtihuguanding,huangrandamingbaideganjue。
qishi,xianqianbanzhangzaiyanshideshihou,jiuzhezhongjiangguo。
danhenkexi,bushaorendouzaikaixiaocha,bingmeiyoujizainaozili。
zheijiuhaobi,doushibeizheshubaoquxuexiaoshangxue。
youderennaodailidoushizhishi,youderennaodailidoushiyouxi,haiyouderennaodailiquanshixiongfuhedabaitui......
youleqinfengdetixing,dajiakaishizhuanbiansilu。
xianfangqidiebei,zhuanerkaishidamoqilebeizi。
zhaopengfeicongcesuochouwanyanhuilai,kandaozheiyimudoulengzhule。
quanbanshigerenyiqidamobeizidehuamian,hexiedeyoudianerchuhuyiliao。
yuanben,zhaopengfeiqishishizhunbeirangzheibangxiaoziziyoufahui,ranhoutiaojigediezuichademaliangju。
rangdajiazhangjixingdetongshi,yenenggengjiazhongshidiebeizidezhongyaoxing。
dan,zheibangxiaoziquandouzaimobeizi。
这还怎么骂?
找不到理由啊!
suiranzheishizhidegaoxingdeyijianshi。
shuomingtayanshidiebeideshihou,dajiadoutingjinqule。
danzhaopengfeizongjuede,shuobuchudeqiguai,jiuhaoxianglouledianshenmeside?
zheishi,tamuguangzhuanxiangzijichuangpushang,liansedunshiwubinankan。
qinfengxinzhonggedengyixia,daganbumiao。
ganjinnianqiwuzizhenyan:nikanbujianwo,nikanbujianwo,nikanbujianwo……
“这特谁干的!?”
kanzhechuangshangfangfobeiwushuzhuanghan,lunliubaozouguodebeizi,zhaopengfeifachuyishengnuhou。
suoyourendoubeihedebuganzhisheng,lianmangbatoumaidi。
tongyangzaixinzhongmonian,nikanbujianwo,nikanbujianwo。
zhaopengfeiyanpikuangtiao,huomaosanzhang。
zaibuduilidangbing,henduoshiqingdounengren。
dannigaowobeizi,zheitemejueduirenbule。
wenti,shenzhibinishuiwoponiang,haiyaoyanzhong。
dan,kaolvdaozheibangxiaozikenengzhishiweileguanmoxuexi,caibuxiaoxinnongluande。
zhaopengfeiyezhinengbizheqiang,yazhehuo,zhongxinbachuangshangdebeizijizhenglihao。
jianbanzhangmeiyoujixufazuo,qinfengxinzhongdunshianansonglekouqi。
haoxian,chadiancailegelei。
danjinjiezhe,tajiuzaiciquanshenxintourudaodiejunbeizhong。
duiyubierenlaishuo,diebeiyijianfeichangtongkujianaodeshi,danqinfengquenenglezaiqizhong。
为什么?
dangnishangyifenban,gongzishitongshideshijibei,qingwennishuangbushuang,jiuwenniyoumeiyoudongli?
qinfengxianzaijiushizheiyangdezhuangtai。
meiyicirenzhendiebei,dounengfankuidaliangdejingyanheshuliandu。
erhuodedezheixie,keyirangtazaiqianyimohuazhong,heshenbiandesuoyourenlakaijuli。
yongneijuhuashuojiushi:qiaoqiaonuli,ranhoujingyansuoyouren!
dangran,shuaikaixinbingconglaijiubushiqinfengdemubiao。
taniutoukanxiangbanzhangchuangshangdeneichuangbiaozhundaojihuwanmeidejunbei,yanliyongdongzhezhanyi!
卷死班长!
caishiqinfengdezuizhongmubiao!
ng,zoulaobingdelu,ranglaobingmenwulukezou!
ercike,zhengzuozaichuangbianfangkongwangdaidezhaopengfeituranyigejiling,xiangshibeishenmeyeshoudingshangleyiyang。
kedengtazhuantoukanqu,quebingmeiyouxundaoneigechongmantiaoxinyiweidemuguang。
......
jiudianwushifen,xidengqianshifenzhong。
shuifangliyizhongxinbingchuanzhetuoxiekucha。
shuayadeshuaya,xiliandexilian。
dangran,yeyouchuanzhegekuchazi,zaineichongliangshuizaode。
chenzhexishudekongdang,sibanxinbingyoukaishiyouyidameiyidadeliaoshangle。
“wojiuxiangbumingbaile,zanmenlaidangbing,bushibaojiaweiguo,bushidazhangdema?zenmehaidexuediebeizi?”
“shia,youzheixiangongfu,jiaozanmenyidianershijidebuhaoma?”
“jiushijiushi,wolaibuduishixiangxuedaqiang,xuegedoude,youbushilaixuediebeizidangbaomude!”
qinfengzhengzaishuaya,yizuideyagaomozi。
youzaiting,danquebingmeiyoucanyujindajiadetaolun。
daobushitagaolengbuaishuohua,ershijinwandeshirangtazhanglegejixing。
budui,duiyutalaishuoshigemoshengdifang。
说多,错多。
suoyiqianqishenmedoubulejiedeqingkuangxia,haishiduokanduoxueduotingweizhu。
nengbudangchutouniao,jinliangbudang,yaoburanjueduimeiyouhaoxiachang。
danyourenquepianpianxihuanfanqidaoerxingzhi。
meicuo,zhengshi“jiajingyiban”delidashao。
zuoweijingyingjiecengjiatingchushen,lijiashengcongxiaoshoudaofumuxuntao。
bujinxihuanzhudaohuati,gengshanyubiaoxianziji。“zheinimenjiubudongleba,dangbingweishenmeyaodiebeizi,wozhengqiaoshaoweilejieguoyidian。”
“shima?neinishuoshuokan?”yourenhaoqidekanxiangta。
lijiashengweiweiangqixiaba,haijidu**deshuqiyigenshouzhi:“diyi,diebeizikeyipeiyangzhanshimendeshenghuozuofenghelianghaotaidu。”
“dier,diershenmelaizhe?e,diebeizikeyikaoyanzhandouzuofeng,ruguonengzaiduanshijianneibabeizidiedeyoukuaiyouhao,nengchongfenpeiyangzhanshimendejinpogan,yijiduixijiedezhongshi。”
“disan,disan,disanshi,shikeyipeiyangpeiyangjilvxingheguishugan......”
qinfengzuilihanzheyashua,zhuantouxiangshikanshaziyiyangkanzhelijiasheng。
nizheinashizhengqiaoshaoweilejieyidian?
nizheifenmingshichaolubaiducitiao,sijiyingbeixialaide!
zheixiaozipabushiyoushenmedabingba,juranbeizheiwanyier?
guobuqiran,meijiangliangju,qimengjiuyijingdalegehaqian。
jingenzhe,zheigehaqianjiuxiangshihuichuanranyiyang。
shuichibian,sibanzheiyizhangliudequandouzhangzui,dalegedadadehaqian。
不好!
yankanzheigehaqianjiuyaochuandaozijizheilai。
keqinfengyouxinxiangyaodikang,danxiaequeyijingbushoukongzhidezhanglekailai。
zheixiaozi,wanercuimianshizhendeyouyitao!
meidenglijiashengzhangpiandalundeshuowan,dajiajiuquandouchele。
taiwuliaole,buxiangting,suhuichuangshangshuijuejue。
cishi,zheitiaoshuichibian,jiuzhishengxiaqinfenghelijiashengliangren。
suiranliangrenzhongjiangelesansigeshuilongtou,danturanheqinfeng“duchu”,haishijilijiashengyizhongyouxiebuzizaideganjue。
jibianshuifanglihaiyouwubanheliubanderen,yezaixishu。
danzheizhongxinlimaomaodeganjue,yijiumeiyoujianshao。
shenzhi,zaitayanli,qinfengxianqiandicudejudong。
genpidaizhandianfu,bianchoubianxiaodu,douhuashangledenghao。
zheishigebutaihaoredejiahuo,lijiashengxinliananjingtizhe。
yushi,tabaxishuyongpinshoujinxiaohuangpen,zhunbeiganjinzou。
kezaijingguoqinfengshenbianshi,quebeitajiaozhule。
“等会儿。”
“干嘛?”
lijiashengyouxiebushuangdezhuanguotou,yifuwobuxunidejiashi。
qinfengxiaoronghexu:“xiangwennijieyixiaximiannai。”
meicuo,lidashaoyeshidaileximiannaide。
chuleximiannai,tahaiyoushuangfushuihebaoshilu。
zheileixishuyongjubingbushuyuweijinpin,suoyibuyongshangjiao。
qinfengpingshiyeyouximiannaixiliandexiguan,danzheihuiwangjidaile。
zaijiashangzuoleyitianche,lianshangbushiweiqijiushiyou,tapafeizaoxibudaganjing。
“shizheiyanga,naquba。”
lijiashenghendadudebaximiannaijita,bingqiehaiqiangdiaoleyiju。
zheishitaquniandaofalanxilvyoushihoumaide,hengui,erqieguoneimaibudao。
qinfengxiaozheyinglesheng,jiledianjiuyoudiujita。
“谢了。”
suiji,tajiuxiangshiguihuafuyiyang,huluanwanglianshangcuolejixia。
meidengpaomowanquanchulai,jiucoudaoshuilongtouqianjichongxidiaole。
kanzhetadezheifancaozuo,lijiashengzhouqimeitou,xianrushenshendehuaiyi。
shibushi,womeishuoqingchu?
haishitameitingdao,zheishiguowaimaihuilaide?
zheiyixiaopinghaojishimeidaoni,lianwodoudecuogewufenzhongzaixi。
nizheipaomodouhaimeichulai,jiuyongshuichongle?
tailangfeile!xiahuibujiele!
.....
qinfengqianjiaoganghuisushe,xidenghaojingenzhexiangqi。
zhengdonglouluxuxianruyipianheiandehaiyang。
danzoulangshang,yijiunengtingdaoxuduotuoxiedadadadeshengyin。
qizhonghaijiazazheyixielaobingbanzhangmenbunaifandecuicu,yijiyixiebutaiyouhaodemasheng。
buguo,yixiangdaomashangjiunengtangxiashuijue,zhetengleyitiandexinbingmencikehaishihenfangsongde。
henxianran,baokuoqinfengzaineidehenduorenqishibingbuzhidao,zaibuduili,xidengbuyiweizhejiunengshangchuangshuijue。
yinwei,dangheiantunshiguangmingzheiyike,buduilishuyutinengdekuanghuancaizhengshilailin......