tangleishiheishouwangzhandeyimingshenhebianji。taderenwuhenjiandan，neijiushishenheduanzi，ruguoyouhaowandeduanzijiubazheiduanzifangdaoremenshang，rangdajiaxinshang。
lianxushenheleyitiandeduanzi，tangleizhenggenaodaidouganjuewengwengjiao。duanzitaiduole，dabufenduanzikanqilaidoumeiyourenhexinyi，yaomeexinyaomeqiangxinggaoxiao。zhenzhengjingpinduanzitaishaole。
“meide，haiyouyigexiaoshicaixiabanni”
kanlekanshijian，haiyouyigexiaoshicaidaoxiabandeshijian。tangleiyizhenwuyu，jixudakaixiayigeduanzi。
“hai，dajiahao，woshichihuogezhangfan，jintianwoyaojidajiabiaoyanjiushichimantou。zaiwomianqianyou100gemantou，kankanwonengchiduoshao。”
zhangfandeshengyincongdiannaolichuanlai。
“meide，chimantouyepaiduanzi……”
tangleirenbuzhumadao，buguoduiyuzheiyangdeshiqingtangleiyijingjianguaibuguaile。bieshuochimantoule，lianchibolichibianbiandeshipindouyou。
tangleizuozaineiliwuliaodekanleqilai，tabenyiweizhangfanyejiuchijigejiutinglexialai。danshihenkuaitangleibianzuozhileshenti，yanjingdengdedadade。
zuoweiyigeshandongdahan，mantoutangleibumosheng。tangleidefanliangyebuxiao，pingshizheiyangdemantou，yenengchiwuliuge。
danshixianzai，zhangfanquezaiyizhichi。zheigesudukandetangleidengdayanjing。
“diyibaoershigechiwanle……”
dangdiyibaochiwandeshihou，tangleiyijingrenbuzhuyankoushuile。
“dierbaosishige……”
cikedetangleidengdayanjing，dingzhediannaopingmuyidongbudong。
liushige，bashige，yibaige。dangzuihouyigemantoubeixiaomiedeshihou，tangleishenshendesongleyikouqi。
jianguonengchide，tangleimeiyoujianguozheimenengchide。zheinimanalishifantonga，zheijianzhijiushicangku。yibaigemantoushenmegainiantangleihenqingchu。mantouyibandoushisigeyijin，yibaigemantou，ershiwujina。
“taniangde，wosuanfule……”
tangleichedidefule，zhijiebazheigeshipinfangdaoleremenshang，bingqiejileyigetuijianyu：yidunfanyibaigemantou，zheishiyigenengbazizhucantingchidaobideren。
fangleyigetuijianyu，tangleihaiqinziguanzhulezhangfan。tongshixinliyehaoqizhangfandaodiduonengchi。xiacitiaozhanerbaigemantou，zhendenengchenggongma?
shipinbeifangdaoleremenshang，henkuaijiuyinqilehenduorendeguanzhu。
“yidunfanyibaigemantou，chedandeba，wangzixiaomantouba……”
“吹的吧……”
“肯定是假的……”
henduorenbeizheigebiaotixiyinleguolai。danshidangkanwanshipinhou，suoyourendoushayanle。
“woqu，zheiyetainengchileba。zheinimazhuyechibulezheimeduoa?”
“woxiangxinneijuhuale，chimantoudounengchiqiongni……”
“chihuogebuheshi，yinggaijiaofantongge……”
“haha，shenmeshihoutiaozhanerbaigemantou……”
“yiguanzhu，qidaikaibo……”
shipinhuole，yuelaiyueduoderenbeizheigeshipinsuoxiyin。haiyouhenduorenzhijiebazheigeshipinfadaozijidepengyouquanhuozheweixinqunli，haiyourenzifadebazheigeshipinfadaoqitatiezili。
huole，zhendehuole。zhangfandeheishouhaoguanzhuyebuduandezengjia。duanduanjigexiaoshi，fensizhijiudadaoleshiwan。erzaipinglunqu，henduorendouliuyanxiwangzhangfankaibo。
zhangfandejiali，yigexiawudeshijian，zhangfandoupaozaiwangshang。tongguosousuoyinqinglaisousuoyixiezijishuzhidedongxi。yigexiawudesousuo，zhangfanfaxianzheigeshijiehezijiyuanlaideshijieyouhendadegaibian。
zheigegaibian，jihushiquanmiandegaibian，chulelishidafangxiangmeiyoubian。qitadedoubianle。tangshibianle，songcibianle，yuanqubianle，neixiejingdianmingzhubianle。bianle，doubianle。danshigegechaodaidegengtiquehaishineigefangxiang。
“太爽了……”
zhangfanlianshangdaizhexiaorong，jiranzheigeshijieshangmeiyouneixiedongxi，neimechaoyejiumeiyourenhexinlifudanle。sheiganshuozijishichaoxi，youbenshiniyechaochaokan。
zuozaiyizishang，zhangfandakaizijideshoujijinruzijideheishouzhanghao。xiayikezhangfanlengzainali，kanzhezijidefensizhi，zhangfanjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
“ershierwan，zhei……”
zheicailiugexiaoshia，fensizhijiuzhangdaoleershierwan，zheiyetaikongbule。zaikankanxiamiandeliuyan，zuzuwuqianduotiao。
“哈哈，火了……”
zhangfanxingfenleqilai，zaiyuanlaideshijie，zhangfanzhetengleyinianduo，yebuguojiqianfeneryi。xianzaiyigeshipinjiunimazhangfenershierwan，zheichajutaidale。
“再拍段子……”
zhangfanganjuezijiyouxiejikenannai，meiyourenheyouyu。zhijiepaolechuqu。bangexiaoshihou，erbaigemantoubaifangzaizhuozishang。
“hai，dajiahuo，duoxiedajiadeguanzhu。jintian，wolaitiaozhanerbaigemantou。”
dakaishouji，zhangfankaishitiaozhan。zheiyangdetiaozhan，meiyoushenmejiqiao。chi，maitouchi。
shuoshihua，suiranyoushetunjing，chierbaigemantouyeshiyizhonghenzhemo。baimantoumeiyourenheweidao，chiyigehaikeyi，danshichierbaige，saibangzidouteng，kuangquanshuipeimantou，zheiziweizhenbuhaochi。
shetunjingbamantoukuaisudebianchengjingchundenengliangchucunqilai，zhangfanzaicixianrukuangbaodangzhong。
erbaigemantou，wushifenzhongjiejue。chileerbaigemantou，meiyoubaofugan，danshiqueyoushangcesuodechongdong。
“tiaozhanwancheng，shuoshihua，xianzaibuchengdehuang，biedehuang。xihuandepengyou，shuangjiguanzhue，xiaci，wojiangtiaozhansanbaigemantou……”
baduanzifadaowangshang，zhangfanjiuzuanjinlecesuoli。yizhenjiejuezhihou，zhangfancaishutandecongcesuolichulai。
“haha，chihuogeyougengxinle……”
“馒头哥厉害……”
“wa，zhendeshierbaige……”
zheigeduanzizaicizaiwangshangyinqilereyi，chihuoge，fantongge，mantouge，yilianchuandechenghurangzhangfankaishizaiwangshangzouhong，erfensizhiyezaikuaisudezengjia。
zhangfanzheiliyefaxianzijideshengwangzhijingranyouledongjing。zhiqianshishanshandedalingdan，xianzaishengwangzhiquezaiyidiandiandezengjia，suiransudubukuai，danshiquerangzhangfanmanlianxinxi，qidaizhexiayicichoujiang。
heishouzongbu，tangleikanwanzhangfandeshipinhouzaicibashipinfangdaoleremen，xinlihenqidaizhangfandexiacitiaozhan。
jiali，zhangfantijiaoleqianyueshenqing，wangluozhuboxiangyaofencheng，bixuhepingtaiqianyue。qianyuehoufensikeyijizhuboshualiwu。danshiliwufenchengquebusuanduo。kouchubaifenzhiershideshuihou，xinrenkeyinadaobaifenzhisishidefencheng，yejiushiyibaikuaiqian，nengnadaosanshier，yejiushisanfenzhiyieryi。dangranruguoniyoulemingqi，nikeyihepingtaijinxingtanpan，nadaogenggaodefencheng。