“fange，haoyangde……”
“jiuweifangezheijianshiqing，laigepaoche……”
“fange，yihoujiushinidenaocanfenle……”
“mantouge，haoyangde……”
cishan，buguanzaishenmeshihou，dounengjileirenqi。youdezhuboweilexiyinrenqi，shenzhiquzuojiacishan。
“xiexie，xiexiegewei，wozhangfanyeshigeqiongren。qiongrendekuzanyejingliguo，yihoufangeyaoshifadale，yidinghuibayibufenqiantourudaocishanshiyeshang。haole，dajiabuyaoshuale，yaoguanbole，shijiantaizhangle，fangezhendeyouxieleile，duile，jishidepengyou，keyisixinwoa，youkongwoqingnimenchizizhucan……”
zhangfandehuarangzhibojianrenaoleqilai。
“haha，taihaole，fange，woshijishide，wosixinni……”
“我也是……”
“haha，qinyanqujianshijianshifangedeweili……”
dajiarenaoleqilai，yixiejishidewanjiazhijiejizhangfanfasixin，zhangfanyezuihouhedajiagaobie。
guanbozhihou，zhangfanzhangzhangdeshuleyikouqi。yixiawudezhibo，yebazhangfanleihuaile。buguokanzhejintiandeshouhuo，zhangfanlianshangcanlanruhua。
dashang22wan，fensizhixianzaierbaiershiwan，zheigefensizhiquanwangpaixing358，duanduanyigexingqijiuyourucidechengji，zhangfanhenmanzu。
“haokuna，huijiaxiuxi……”
zhangfanzhijiedaleyigechehuidaozijidezhusuo，kanzhezijizudezheijianpojiudexiaofangzi，zhangfanyouyigumaifangzidechongdong。
“niangde，denggeyouqianle，yidingmaiyitaodafang，zuihaomianchaodahai，chunnuanhuakai……”
zhangfanmanliandechongjing，zuozaichuangshangquchakannaohailidechoujiangyi。faxianzijiyichangzhiboxialai，zijideshengwangjingranzengjiadaoleyibaiduo。
zheigezengjiasudurangzhangfanhenshimanyi，suiranbuzhidaoshengwangjutishizenmejisuande，danzhangfancaiceshengwangyinggaigenzijidemingqiyouguanxi，mingqiyuegao，shengwangjiuhuiyueduo。
jiandandexileyigezao，zhangfantangzaichuangshangzhijieshuiqu。chileyixiawu，hunshenpibei。
zhangfanshuidehuhujiao，youxierenqueshuibuzhe。zhiboshipinzaiwangshangfengchuan，erzaijishidecanyinquan，zhangfandechuanshuoyekaishichuankai。
“wei，wangzong，tingshuolema?yigexiaohuoziqulaoliunalichifan，yigerenbalaoliujichikule……”
“haha，tingshuole，zhenshizhangjianshilea，tingshuolaoliuyijingbaneigexiaozilieweiheimingdanle……”
“kebujinjinshilaoliu，zanmenjishizuozizhucande，yidabanrendouyijingbazheixiaozidezhaopiandezhaopianjiyaoguoqule……
“哈哈……”
baiwenburuyijian，zaishipinshangkanburuzaixianshizhongjian。yigeren，bayigezizhucantingchiku，zheiyangdeshikeshitianxiaqiguan。
huole，zheiyixiazichedidehuole。zheigezhiboshipinzaiheishoudeguanzhudugengshihuosufeisheng。duanduanbudaolianggexiaoshijiubiaodaoleheishoushipinpaixingbangdiyiming。
zheiyixiakebudele，yaozhidaoheishouzuoweiquanguozuidadezhibowangzhan。hanjinlianghaishihengaode，tebieshipaixingbangshangdeshipin，duiyuyigezhubolaishuo，shipinnenggoushangpaixingbang，jiunengdaliangdequanfen。
xianzai，zhangfandezhiboshipinyixiazibiaodaolediyiming。chulezheigeshipin，qitajigechimantoudeduanziguanzhuduyekuaisudebiaosheng。
“woqu，jintianzhenshizhangjianshile……”
“zizhucanshenhua，jueduiwurenkedi……”
“zheiduzilimianzhuangdeshikongjiandaima?”
“无话可说……”
“一个字，牛……”
“qidaifangedejinisijilu……”
“haha，mantou，baozi，hanbao，pisa，jiaozi，jianbing，niupai，zhaji，haha，caicaifangenengchuangzaoduoshaoshijiejinisijilu……”
“nixinbuxin，tanengbajinisiguanfangjichiku……”
“zheiyangchi，quedingbuhuiduishentizaochengsunshangma?”
reyi，zhangfanzaiwangshangyinqireyi。chihuogedeminghaoyezaiwangshangquanmianpukai。bujinjinshiheishouwangzhan，haiyouqitaxinwenwangzhandoubaodaolezhangfan。
“shijieshangchidezuiduoderen……”
“真正的饭桶……”
“人形大象……”
xuduowangzhanweilexiyinliuliang，kaishibaodaozheipianxinwen。zhangfandefensilianggengshifengkuangdezengjia。
shenyehushi，amohetadejingjirenyilianyansudezuozaineili。kanzhezhangfanfengkuangdefensizengzhangsudu，lianggerenliansedouhennankan。
amo，heishouyige，heishoufensiliang2800wan。amozhangxiangshuaiqi，erqiechanggehaoting，zaiheishouhunlesinianle。weilechaozuobaozhuangamo，jingjigongsikeshiyonglehenduoshouduan。
baokuojiamogoumaiyuanchuanggequ，zuocishan，chaozuoganqing，zaizhibojianjitashualiwushuaqian。
gezhongshouduandouyongjin，caiyouleheishouyigedediwei。danshixianzai，amojingranganjuedaoyiguweijigan。
erzheiguweijiganlaizizhangfan，zhangfanjueqidesudutaikuaile。congzhucezhanghaodaoxianzai，yejinjinbatianshijian。batianshijian，wugeduanzi，yichangzhibo，quedapoleheishouhenduojilu。
zaikankanxianzaizhangfandefensiliang，congbadiandaoshiyidian，sangexiaoshi，congerbaiershiwanbiaoshengdaoxianzaidesanbaiwan，sangexiaoshi，liushiwanfen，erqiehaizaifeisuzengzhang。
zheiyangdesudu，taikongbule。anzhaozheigesudu，yongbulejitian，amoheishouyigedeweizhijiuyoukenengbubao。
zheiduiyuamolaishuoshiyijianfeichangyansudeshiqing。amoheishouyigedeshenfenkeshigongsizhongdianchaozuodedian。xianzaigongsizhengzhunbeirangamoxiangyulequanfazhan，bingqiejitadatonglebushaoguanxi。
zaizheigejieguyanshang，tadeheishouyigedeshenfenyaoshibeigandiao，shiqingkejiudafale。
“amo，nibuyongtaidanxin。xianzaigongsiyijingpairenqujiechuzhangfanle。zheigequanzi，shizhongshiyigekanrenmaikanshilidequanzi。zaishuole，yigechihuo，nizhendeyiweinengdengdayazhitang。”
jingjirenheigeyiliandelengxiao。
“haishixiaoxindianhao……”
amodishengshuodao，zijiyiluzoulaijingliguoshenme，amohenqingchu。zijixinxinkukudapinlezheimeduonianyexuehuileyigedaoli，duiyudiren，yidingyaoganjinshajue。
zijinengcongjingjigongsizheimeduopeiyangduixiangzhongtuoyingerchu，chulezijidecainengzhiwai，haiyouzijideneiguhenjing。
“amo，nikebieluanlaia。xianzaigongsizhunbeibanituijinyulequan，nidexingxiangkeshihenzhongyaode。”
heigekanzheamodeshenseganjinshuodao。
“放心吧……”
amodiandiantou，yanshenzhongquedaizhelengyi。amoshiyigecongmingren，henduoshiqingtakendingbuhuiqinziquzuo，danshizaiquanzili，yuanyiweiamochongfengxianzhenderenkeshiyouhenduode。xiangdaozheili，amoyanshenzhongdaizhelengyi。