第1章
“laogongwozaipaobuni，niyoushenmeshidaihuishuo......”
跑步？
yangfanxinliyizhenhuyi，pingrilizhoululianchumenmaigecaidoubuyuanyi，jintianzenmepaobule？
buguotingdianhualidedongjing，haoxianghaizhenshineimehuishi。
turan，zhoulujinghuyisheng。
“zenmelelaopo？”wensheng，yangfandexindunshijinzhangleqilai。
“wo、womeishi，jiushibuxiaoxinniudaojiaole......haolehaole，xianguale，douguaini，yaobushiniwoyebuhuiniudao......”
tingzhezhouludebaoyuan，yangfanxinliyizhenjiaoji，gangxiangshuoshenme，tadeshengyindunshibunaifanqilai，zhijieguadiaoledianhua。
tingzhedianhuali“dududu”demangyin，yangfanxinlihaiyizhenzize，zijipianpianzheigeshihoudadianhua，haideqiziniudaojiao，zijizhenshigaisi。
xiangzhe，yangfanlimapaodaolefujindeyaodianmailepinghonghuayou，youqudangaodianquledinghaodeshengridangao，qishangxiaodianlvzhunbeihuiqu。
jintianshiqizizhouludeshengri，tatediqingjiaweitaqingsheng，chuleshengridangao，tahaitedizhunbeileyifentebiedeliwu......
嗤~
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yilianglaosilaisitingzailetademianqian，jimingheiyirenxiache“putong”yishengguizaiyangfandemianqian，gongjingkaikou。
“参见少殿主~”
“ai，nimenzhenshi......”
kanzhejirenyijingyinqilezhouweirenzhizhidiandian，yangfanbuyoutoutongdetanleyikouqi，“gennimenshuoleduoshaocile，xiaciyaodidiaodian，nimenzenmejiubuting，hedaoxiaopengyouzenmeban？”
“huishaozhu，womenyijinggoudidiaolea，womendoumeikainindezhuanji，yemeifengsuojiedao，zhikaileyiliangjibaiwandelaosilaisi。”jirenweiqudeshuodao，xinlixunsizhe，zheidoukaichelaile，haibugoudidiaome。
“suanlesuanle。”yangfanwunaideroulerouetou，youzhongduiniudanqindeganjue，“nimenxianqilaiba。”
“shaozhu，laodianzhurangwodengtongzhinin，kaoheyijingtongguo，congjinriqi，ninbianshitianlongdianweiyijichengren，shitianzhihoulaodianzhujianghuizhaogaotianxia，xuanbuninjiangjiweitianlongdianzhudeshiqing。”jirengongjingdekaikou，kanxiangyangfandemuguangwubizhuore。
tianlongdianshilongguozuishenmidezuzhizhiyi，lishiyoujiu，jujilelongguozuidingjideqiangzhe，qixiadecaifugengshinanyixiangxiang，eryangfanzhengshitianlongdianxiayirendianzhu。
genjutianlongdianguiju，tianlongdiandianzhujiweizhiqian，bixuzaiwaililianwunian，zheiwunianneibixuwanchengtianlongdiankaohe，bingqieqijianbudebaolushenfen，budedongyongtianlongdianrenheziyuan，fouzejiangshiweikaoheshibai。
eryangfan，yijingtongguolekaohe！
“yijingwunianlea......”yangfanyouzhonghuangrugeshideganjue，buzhibujue，zijijuranyijinglaidaonanchengwunianle，tagenzhouluyezaiyiqizhengzhengsannianle。
“xinglexingle，jiuannimenshuodebanba，woxianzaiyaoganhuiqujiluluqingshengle。”
shuowan，yangfanbianlinzhedangaocaizherenzituomanyouyoudeqizhexiaodianlvlikaile，liuxiayizhongshouxiamianmianxiangqu。
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“laopo，nicaiwojintianjinimaileshenme......”
dangyangfankaixindelinzhezhouluzuiaichidecaomeidangaozoujinwuzi，hanleyisheng，quemeiyourenhuiying，zhengdangyangfanyihuozhiji，zhoulushuxideshengyincongfangjianfangxiangchuanlai，yucitongshi，haiyouyigenanrendeshengyin。
“wangzhuren，nidayingrenjiadeshiqingkebunengfanhuia。”
“fangxin，niliandiyicidoujiwole，bujiushiyiliangcheme，maijini！”
“xiexiewangzhuren，niduirenjiazhenhao。”
“neidangran，genzhewobigenzheyangfanneigefeiwuqiangbaibei，buguoyangfanneigefeiwugennitanlesannianjuranmeipengni，huogaitadanglvmaogui。”
“taoyan，xiaoxinbeiyangfantingdao。”
“tingdaojiutingdao，jiusuankandaoyouzenmeyang......”
tingzhefangjianlichuanlaideshengyin，yangfanchedidaizhule，nvrendeshengyinshizhoulu，tatanlesanniandenvyou，zijizuiaidenvren，erneigenanren，zeshitagenzhoulusuozaishixiyiyuandezhurenwangdahai！
tazenmeyemeixiangdao，zhoulujuranbeizhetagenwangdahai......
tingzhelugudeduihua，yangfanlaidaofangmenkou，touguoxuyanzhedefangmen，kandaoyinanyinvyishanbuzhengdeyiweizaileyiqi，nvrendeshouwanshanghaigualeyitiaoyinsedeshoulian，neishiyangfansongjizhouludedingqingxinwu......
yizhensiliedetongchucongxintouchuanlai。
zheiyike，tazhongyufanyingguolai，gangcaidianhualizhouluqichuanyuyubushiyinweizaipaobu，ershizaigenwangdahaizuomouxiebukeyanzhishi！
啪嗒~
dangaocongshouzhonghualuo，fachuyixiang，jingdonglefangjianlideliangren。
“lao、laogong，nitingwojieshi......”
zhouluyibianlaguochuangdangaizhuzijideshenti，yibianxinxudekaikou，yangfanjianzhuang，xinligengshiyizhencitong，mianduiwangdahaikeyiyisibugua，zaizijizheigenanpengyoumianqianquezhezheyanyan，haizhenshifengci。
“jieshi？haiyoushenmehaojieshide？”
yangfanxiaole，yandilveguoyisibeiai，douchengzheiyangle，haiyoushenmehaojieshide，nanbuchenggaosuzijizheishigewuhui？
“genzheigefeiwujieshigepi，tayepei？”zhouluhaimeishuohua，yipangdewangdahaibianmanbuzaihudeshuoleyiju，suijitiaoxindekanzheyangfan，“jirannidoukandaole，neiwoyejiuzhishuole，luluyijingshiwodenvrenle，shixiangdianjiuzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan，baitianluluhaishininvpengyou，wanshangpeiwojiuxing，zuoweibuchang，wokeyijinizhuanzheng，rangnituolishixiyishizheigechenghao，nikanzenmeyang？”
“我看你妈！”
wangdahaihuayingangluo，yangfanxinzhongnuhuochengdeyixiajiubiaoshengshangqu，yiquanhenhendizazailewangdahaidelianshang，zhijieqizailewangdahaideshenshang，yiquanyiquandehenhenzazaiwangdahaishenshang，sihuyaojiangsuoyoudenuhuodouxuanxiechuqu。
“nigandawo，nixinbuxinlaozinongsini。”jielianailejiquan，wangdahainuhou。
砰砰砰~
huidatadeshiyangfanjianyingdequantou，zhijiejiangwangdahaidadebiqinglianzhong。
“杨凡，你疯啦！”
fanyingguolaidezhoulujianjiaozhexiangyaolakaiyangfan，danshigenbenlabudongta，qingjizhixia，zhouluchaoqichuangtoujushangdeyanhuiganghenhendizazaileyangfandenaodaishang，xianxueshunjianliutangerxia。
“lulu，ni......”
yangfanbuganzhixindekanzhezhoulu，xinliyizhencitong，tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zhoulujuranhuiweilewangdahaizheigelajiduitadongshou。
“duibuqi，yangfan，wobushiguyide。”zhouluyanzhongluchukuijiuzhise，danhenkuaiyaoyadao，“yangfan，wozheiyeshiweinihao。”
“weiwohao？”yangfanxiaole，kanxiangzhouludemuguangbiandeyane，“beizhewogenbiedenanrenshangchuangshiweilewohao？zhoulu，woyiqianzenmemeifaxiannizheimejianni，lianzheizhonglaogounidou...niyebuxianexin！”
“shenme，nimawojian？！”
zhoulubuganzhixindekanzheyangfan，lianseyechedideyinchenlexialai，zhizheyangfanpokoudama，“nigefeiwuyoushenmezigeshuowo，laonianggennizaiyiqisannianle，laodaoleshenme？liangejiqiankuaidebaodoumaibuqi。”
“renjiawangzhurengenworenshigesangeyue，zhijiesonglewoliangwankuaiyigedebao，budanruci，haidasuansongwoche，wopeitashangchuangzenmele？”
zhouluchongzheyangfanyidundahou，rangyangfanruzhuibingku。
tazenmeyebuganxiangxin，zijixinmuzhongneigechunjieshanliangdenvhaijuranhuishuochuzheigehuisanguandehua。
“yisizheidouguaiwoge？”yangfanbeiqixiaole，sisidiniezhequantou，jianzhibuganxiangxinyanqianzheigenvrenshizijisanniandenvyou。
“bucuo，yaoguaijiuguainimeiqian。”zhoululizhiqizhuangdeshuodao，lianshangmeiyousihaodexiukui，yixiangdaowangdahaidayingjizijimaiche，diqigengzule，“suanle，gennishuozheimeganshenme，fanzhengniyekandaole，jiuanzhaowangzhurenshuode，jintiandeshiqingniyaoshidangmeikandao，wokeyijixuzuoninvpengyou，haikeyirangwangzhurenbangnizhuanzheng，fouze，womenjiu......”
“neijiufenshouba。”yangfanlengkudeshuo。