jiuzaitamenwanzhongqidaideshihou，suruikanlekanshijian，xianzaikuai7dianbanle，yinggaimeiyouchidaodexueshengle，ganggangneigeyinggaijiushizuihouyiwei。
tashuangshouchadou，manmandizoujinjiaoxuelou，huidaolexiaozhangbangongshi。
mengziyigenzhezoujinqu，yilianqidai：“suoyi，suxiaozhang，ninshibushiyaojinxingyanxizhiqiandejianghuale？”
daimeiergentafaxiaoxile，shuoshidonghuzhongxuedexiaozhangyijingzaidalabalijianghuale，shuoleshuotamenguanchajiemudeyoudian，haizuolexuanchuan，bingqiechengzanledianshitai，zheizhongchangmianhua，suxiaozhangyinggaiyehuishuodeba？
“e？shenmejianghua？”suruiyihuodikanxiangzheiweimeinv，tagenbenshenmedoumeizhunbei，“zheishijiemudeyingxingyaoqiuma？”
“a？bushi，bushi，keqitaliangweixuexiaodexiaozhang——”
suruixiangkanshaziyiyangdikanzheta，ranhouzoudaochuangwai，youtaishoukanlekanshijian。
mengziyilengzaiyuandi，zheirenyetaimeilimaoleba？
zhibojianderengengshinaokaile：
【zheiweixiaozhangbuhuishigenbenmeiyoufanganba，yanjianggaodoumeiyou。】
【nikantazheifumoyang，biwoshangbanmoyuhaishui，bangongzhuoshanglianzhangcaogaozhidoumeiyou。】
【wokebufangxinrangwodehaiziqudiwuzhongxue。】
【shuoshiyanxi，yidianbuzhongshi，tiegehengfujiuwanshierle？】
【yebukankanlingwailianggexuexiao，jiuneigetudingdoubitaqiang，renjiazhishaojianglezhengzhengyigexiaoshi！】
【woqu，yigexiaoshi，xiongdi，nimenzenmetingwande？】
【xianzaikuaibadianleba？woqugebikankanneiweixiaozhangjieshumei。】
jiuzaidajiadouyiweizheilimeishenmeshiqingfashengshi，zheishiguangbolituranchuanlaileshengyin，“xianzaishijingdoushijianshangwubadian。”
suruikanshijiandaole，zhijiekaimenchuqule。
mengziyiganjinshangqian，pazijigendiulexiaozhang，tamenyiluzoudaoxiaomenwai，zouchuxiaomen100miyuanzhihou，suruituranzhuanshen，kanxiangshenhouyizhigenzhetaderen。
mizheyanjing，wujingdacaidishuodao：“woyaohuijia，niyegenzhe？”
mengziyizheicizhenderenwukerenle，qijibaihuaididao：“suxiaozhang，nishizaigaoxiaoma？badianjiuxiaban？”
“e”，suruihuangrandawu，genxiaoguniangshuohua，zuihaojieshiqingchu，“wohuijianagedongxi。”
tazongbunengdazaochendaizheneiwanyierlaixuexiao，rangxueshengmenkandaoqibushiyaochuanbangle。
mengziyizhanzaifengzhonglingluan，tamomodihuidaolexuexiaomenkou，dasuanzaizheierdengzhesuxiaozhanghuilai。
直播间：
【dangxiaozhangjiushihao，keyiwushixiaogui，xiangshenmeshihouhuijiajiushenmeshihouhuijia。】
【buduia，zheihaizhiboni，zenmeshuodoubunengrucihuashuiba？】
【renjiadoushuolehuiqunadongxi，shuobudingshiyanjianggaoshenmefangzaijialiwangdaile。】
【youdaoli，dagaishiaimianzi，suoyimeiyouduizhejingtoushuochulai。】
cikedesurui，yijingbuxingshifenzhonghuilejia，xianshicongyijulinachuyishenheisedexinyifu，zheikeshitaqianliangtianxinmaide，bijingzheijializhiyouyundongfu，chuanyundongyicanjiafangbaoyanxiduobuheli。
yigeheisezhangxingbeibao，ananjingjingditangzaishafashang，tanachuyibadaoxingfanguangzhangban，fangjinbeibao，dakaibeibaodeshunjian，limianhaoxiangyoushenmedongxifanshezheheisedejinshuguangze。
suruikanleyanshijian，haizao，suihoubiankaotangzaishafashang，bimuyangshenqilai。
…
zheishideyanboshizhong，sasaliandouheile，haiyouzheizhongxiaozhang，jiaoyujudaibiaogengshiganga，yigexiaozhanglansanchengzheiyang，tamenyouzeren！
keshixianzailiangrenjunbikoubutan，zheizhongjiemukeshiquanguozhibo，diuliandeyeshitamenashi，haishiliudianmianziba，yushidapingmuhuidaoxingguangzhongxue，wangxiaozhangyijingyanjiangjieshu。
huwaichuiqileweifeng，wangxiaozhanglvlelvtoufa，jinliangburangzijidetudingluchulai。
takuaibulaidaoxuexiaomenkou，xuexiaolisuoyoudebaoandouchuanshanglefanghufu，shounatouminghudun，shensuogangcha，baoangun，toudaifanghutoukui，shenchuanfangcibeixin。
tamenbizhidizhanzaixiaomenkouliangce，yigongshimingbaoan，quanbujujizaixiaomenkou。
直播间：
【zheiyetainengyanle，jiadebunengzaijiale。】
【shangjingzongshiyaoyoudianyaoqiude。】
【neigebaoandayeshiwenmeilema，hahaha。】
zheishi，xingguangzhongxuexiaomenwai，turanchongjinyigenanren，dayuesiwushisui，shenchuanzhebaisedechenshan，heisexizhuangku，heisedepixie，daizhejinsikuangyanjing，liuzhehenduandecuntou，zhangdezeimeishuyan，yishuangyanjingdaoshixili，haiyouxieweiweifahong。
【hahaha，zheibushiyingwenlaoshima？jiaoguowo，kexiwoyingwenhencha。】
【zhaolaoshidangdaitu，zheihailaigeshurenzuoan，xueshengmennengyoukongjuganma？】
【haishidonghuzhongxuedexiaozhanglihai，zhidaozhaoxueshengjiazhang。】
【suanle，couhecouhedele，zongbidiwuzhongxueqiang，neiweixiaozhangzhijiehuijiashuijuequle。】
zhijianzheiyingyulaoshi，congshenhoukuyaodaizhong，taochuyibazhipianzuodefangzhenbishou，dagaishiduolimizhangdu，kuanbudaowulimi，xunsuchaozhechongshangqiandebaoanmenhuiwuqilai。
shimingbaoan，yimingdaitu，zenmeshuodouhuizaibudaoyimiaodeshijiannei，badaituliaodao，keneishiweibaoan，genbenbuxiahenshou，genzhezheiyingyulaoshidebufa，qianjinliangbu，houtuiliangbu，nilawoche。
neiyingyulaoshichenshanzhongjianweizhidekouzi，zaitahuodongdeguochengzhong，jijikewei，zaibengdiaodebianyuanlaihuishitan。
heisecadezengliangdepixie，yinweitadepaodong，ranshangxiexudehuichen，ketayijiuguangliang。
chabushangshoudejiweibaoan，dangzaixueshengmenshenqian，bihuachuyaogedangdezishi，zheishiguangboxiangqi：“qingzhuyi，suoyouxueshenggensuilaoshihuidaojiaoshi。”
guangboxiangqihou，xueshengmenliangrenyipaiwangjiaoxuelouneipaoqu。
cikejiaoyujudedaibiao，zuibayiwai，xianxieguabuzhulian，zheijiushiwangxiaozhangjiangleyigexiaoshidechengguo？
xueshengmenkanbudaodaitu，haideguangbotongzhicaikaishipaoma？
网友：
【zheishiyigegexuechengshazilema？】
【youweixianbuzhidaopao——】
【zhongdianshineigeyingyulaoshikanqilaibuweixiana。】
【juele，zheilaoshijiazhuangdaitu，zenmebudaigekouzhaoa，zheisheikanlebumihu，buzhidaodeyiweiyingwenlaoshifafengle。】
【shigebaoanyuan，dangyigerendoudangbuzhu，tayijingzaineihuilewufenzhongdebishoule。】
zhijianyimingbaoancoudaoxiaozhangmianqian，buzhishuolejushenme。
zhitingwangxiaozhangshuodao：“zaiyanyan。”
众人无语，
【xiaozhangshiwanglezijidaizhemaikefenglema】
【tazhijieshuoyan，zheihaiyoushenmekekande。】
【kanshenhoudexueshengmen，kundebuxingle，paozhebudouyaoshuizhele。】
【hahaha，zheiyanxiketaishibaileba。】
zhongyu，renleyishangwumeishuohuadexianchangzhuchirenshenyuezhongyukaikoudao：“e，qingsalaoshi，bajingtouqiedaoguanchashi。”
wangxiaozhangjixuzhanzaifengzhong，yishougaizhutoufa，jingjingdikanzheqianfangdeyingyulaoshi，juedetayandebucuo，neixiaodaozuodeyetinghao，jiushiyoudianwaile。
sasaganbabadiguleliangxiashouzhang，jiaoyujudaibiaoyebuhaoyisibuzuorenhefanying，yegenzheguzhang，“neiwomenxianzailaikankandonghuzhongxuedeqingkuang。”