什么沉月铃？
linmanyuenaozilidouyaochengjianghule。
tazhendezailizhibengkuidebianyuan。
zhangxianshadezheizhongdongzuo，duiyutalaishuo，neijiushi**luodegouyin。
meicitayueyaozhengzhazheyuanlizhangxiansha，quebeiduifangdangzuoyaozuoshenmefankangdedongzuo，jiuhuibeitiedegengjin。
zheijianzhishixiangyaoletadexiaoming。
linmanyuebuyounuhe：“ninengbunengbieliwozheimejin？”
keshizheifanruanmianmiandeshengyinshiyidiannuyidoutingbuchulai，daoshimanmandewubianchunyi。
zhangxianshazhijuedezheishihehuanzongdeshouduan，wanquanbutinglinmanyuedequan：“jiaochuchenyueling，fouzebieguaiwochushou。”
yibabingliangdejianmeiyouchuqiao，congzhangxianshashoudixiayongjianqiaodizhulinmanyuedeshenti，gengshimanmandewangshanghuadong。
linmanyue：nijiufeiyaowanhuobucheng？
真欠揍啊，这小子。
一点不听劝!
linmanyuexinzhongtanqi，ganjinshuodao：“haohaohao，daoleqindianniganjinfanxingbuxing？jini，doujini。”
ketazheimeshuo，zhangxianshaqueshibuganxinle。
绝对有诈！
tashougoulezheixiexiuzhenzhirendeeryuwozha，juebuhuiqingyixiangxinlinmanyue。
suiranzheigehehuanzongzongzhuyizhianandeduitashifanghaogan，danshizhangxianshayijinghuaiyizaitashibushizhidaozijitianlinggendeshenfenle。
bijingsuoyouduitahaoderen，doushibuhuaihaoyi，doushitanlanyutadelinggen。
tazheiyangderen，zenmehuiyourenzhenzhengdeaimuta？
zhangxianshazhidao，zaizheixierenyanli，tagenbenbushiyigeren，ershiyigexingzoudelinggen。
“jiranruci，haiqingzongzhuqinzinajiwo。”
kelinmanyuenazhidaochenyuelingzainali？
他脑子都成浆糊了。
jinleqindian，tayaoyaohuanghuangdikaishiyidunluanfan，shiyaobachenyuelingjiaojizhangxiansha。
zhangxianshazheidashazi，yebuzhidaogenzhefanzhao，jiubaozhegejian，wangdamenkouyizhan。
神经！
一百多斤的神经！
linmanyuezuorengjitayige，tayiju“zheigebushi”，yourengjitayigefaqi，tayiju“zheiyebushi”。
haidelinmanyuedouxiangyaoshijingyaohuangyaohuangtaneinaodaile。
沉月铃到底在哪里？
yuanzhupingshiyebuyongzheiwanyi，nandaoshifangzaizongmencangkule？
linmanyueneishiyigemangqianmanghou，fenhaobugandaimanzhangxiansha，ranerzheidashaziquezaimenkouyaohezhe：“ninengbunengkuaidian？”
zheishengyintaida，gaodeluguodediziliandouhongle，yebuzhidaozijiazongzhudaodizailimiangansha。
zhongyu，linmanyuezaitadechuangpulimianfandaoleyigelingdang，zheilingdangzhangdeyoudianguaiguaide，yebuzhidaoyuanzhujitafangchuanglizuoshenmele，danshiqueshishitajiyizhongdechenyuelingwuyi。
kedongxishijilezhangxiansha，danzhangxianshaquebuxiangxin：“zheidongxishichenyueling？nidouwoba？”
takanzheidongxibuxiangshichenyuelingzheidengshangpinfaqi，quexiangshishenmebukeyanshuodewujian。
buranlinmanyuezenmehuizangzaichuangpuli？
linmanyuebenlaiduizhangxianshahaiyoujifenmoudiannanzhudezhongjing，kezheifanzhetengta，zhangxianshahaibuxinta，tajingshenzhijiebengkuile：“nizheigeyibaiduojindeshenjing，naledongxinengbunengganjingun？kanbuchulaozixianzaixinlijiaocui，zaibuzoujiuzhenbanleni？”
tazhengzhazhe，chongchuleqindianmen。
zheixiazilianzhangxianshadoumeifanyingguolai，zhijianlinmanyuechongchumenqu，zhizhizhajinzuijindeshuikengzilimian。
zheishuikengliyeshihantanshui，shiyuanzhudangchuweilejingguan，zhuanmenwaleyitiaotongwangqindiandetongdao，shangmianhaizhongmanlehehua。
zhikexi，zheidifangtaixiao，shizaishibuhaoyisijiao“tan”、“hu”zhileide，zhinengjiaoshuikeng、shuipaozi。
linmanyuecongshuikenglimaochutoulai，tanaodaishanghaidingzheyiduohehua，jianzhishatoudingle。
zhangxianshahaiyiweilinmanyueyaofangdazhao，zheijiangshiyichangezhan，tadouzhunbeijiezhaole。
结果......
就这？
bajiandeshoumomingqimiaodetingle，tayoudianbiebuzhuxiangxiao。
linmanyueehenhendemoya，dengzhezheigejiahuo：“ganxiaochusheng，wonongsini。”
ta，yizongzhizhu，buyaomianzide？
raner，zhangxianshahaishimeibiezhu：“hahahahaha.......”
zhangxianshaqirentaishen，zhangxianshazhugouburu！
henmalenanzhuyibaiju，linmanyueyelengjingxialai，hantanshuijiangtadegongfadailaidefuzuoyongzanshiyazhizhule。
tawanruoyigeluotangji，conghantanlipalechulai，benjiubaidebuxiangzhenrendepifubeidongdedoubaidefaqingzise：“zheiweigaorenjirandelechenyueling，keyizouleba？”
zheiyilutaishunli，zhangxianshafanerbujizhelikaile。
ganggangtadexitongjiandinglelinmanyuejitadedongxizhengshichenyuelingwuyi，tazheicaifangxinxialai。
zhishi，zheiweihehuanzongdezongzhushenshang，youmimi。
taqishibingbuzaiyitarendemimi，keshizheicitadehaoqixinhaizhendebeiliaoboqilaile，renbuzhuwendao：“zongzhujinrizheifan，zongbunengshiguyisongwochenyuelingba？”
“delebianyihaimaiguai，”linmanyuebuxiangdalita，lianseyikanjiubuhao，“jinrizhishi，haiqingzheiweixiushibaomi。wohehuanzongbingfeihairendezongmen，congjinriqiwoyehuizhongzhengzongmenmengui。ruoyouyiri，bingrongxiangjianzhishi，haixiwangniwojunnengbujiqianxian。”
liangrennaodedongjingbuxiao，shinvlimengwenshengganlai，tahuzhuxinqie，likedangzailinmanyuedeshenqian：“dadan，zenganshanglezongzhu？”
yuanlailinmanyuefangcaizijihuashangzijideshoubei，meiyoujingguolinglidexiuhu，zaihantandejinpaoxiazheishangkouxiandegewaizhengning。
kelinmanyuequeshuo：“wushi，zheishiwozijinongde。”
zongzhujingranzhudongbaobiyigenanchong，limengjianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo，tabuyouquanjiandao：“zongzhu，ninshiguizhongzhiqu......”
linmanyuequeshimeiyoudalilimeng，zhuaneryongzishendelingliqidongtamenmianqiandechushanzhenfa。
zheishichuhehuanzongzuikuaidezhenfa，feichangdeshiyong，yincikezailetadeqingongqian。
zhiyaolinmanyuexiangyaochuzongmen，jiuxiangshizuodiantiyiyang，fenfenzhongjiunengchuqu。
erzheifanlinmanyueqidonglezhenfa，jingranshiyaoqinshousongzhangxianshalikaihehuanzong！
离梦都惊呆了。
erzhangxianshajianchalezheizhenfaqueshishiyigeputongdechuansongzhen，qiechuansongdianzaihehuanzongwaimian，jingranhaizhenjiufeichangdandingdelikaile。
linzouzhishi，zhangxianshaqueshishenshendikanlelinmanyueyiyan：“cifanzongzhusuozuosuowei，xianshayouganyuxin，lairiruoyoujihuibibaozongzhusonglingzhien。”
jinjiezhe，zhangxianshazhandaozhenfazhongyiliuyanjiumeiyingle，zhiliuxialemudengkoudaidelimeng。
limenghuangrugeshididailebanshang，ranhou，zhuantoukanxianglinmanyue：“zongzhushibachenyuelingjileneixiaozi？”
“呃，是的。”
limengdangchangbengkuile，tadelinglidouyaobujulongle，zhenggerendoumale：“zongzhu，nizhibuzhidaochenyuelingzhinengjibanlv？zhinengjinidezongzhufurena！nizenmexiangbukaijileyigegangjianleyimiandelianqiqixiaozi！jiutazheigezizhi，yejiuliannengkan，haiyoushenmenengkan？nibalingdangjita？nizhenshifengle，fengle！”
linmanyueyemengbile：“shawanyi，chenyuelingshiganshade？nizaishuoyibian？”
“shidingqingdea！！！”limengkusangzhelian，jiuchaguizaidishangaihaole，“chenyuelingruoshirenlelianggezhuren，nei，neijiuwanle，neihedahunyoushenmequbie！！！zaishuole，neishangmianyounideqixi，zheixiaozinachulaiyiyong，sheibuzhidaoniliangzhijianyouguanxi！zongzhunirangwolengjingyixia，niqianwanbiehewoshuonibuzhidao！”