第3章
taxianedechouchushouzhi，conghuaizhongchouchuyitiaoshoupa，zaineigenbeiwoguodeneigenshouzhishangfanfucashilejibian，caimianqiangyaxiahoutoudeexin。
“kannidebenshile”shuowan，suishoudiuleshoupa，shiyitakaishi。
kao，zheigouzeigaibuhuiyoushenmeyannvzhengba，neihainanamenzideqiea？
yanxiaweilehuoming，songzhengzhengbuganzaiduoxiang，yiyiaadekaiqisanglai。
takeshiktvzhanshen，lianxusannianchanlianxuexiaomenkouktvlianxubaoyezuigaojilu，jiutadezhandouli，duifuzheizhonggudaitubie，haibushounabaqia。
kaisangjieshu，taxuanleyishouxiaoyaxuande《biaobai》，zheishougekeshitameicibidian，songzhengzhengzixinmanman，aojiaodeshuaileshuaitou，changleqilai。
“haoxiangduinibiaobai~haoxiangduinibiaobai......”
tunanan：“......”。
jianguanledachangmiandetunanan，cikeliansefalv，yandidehanshuangdouyaobawuneidongjiele。
songzhengzhengyanchangwanbihaijiujiubunengconggequzhongchouli，gangcaineiyishoutakeshipinjinquanli，suiranzhongjianyoujigebieyinpodiao，danqudiaowanzhuan，meichangcuoci，**chuhaishejilejigexinaodewudaodongzuo，zhengtishangxiediaotongyi，kanchengwanmei。
zhuyidaomianqianrenmurandebiaoqing，songzhengzhengxinxiang：yidingshibeiwodegequzhefule，zaozhidaotazheimemeijianguoshimian，gangcaijiuxuanqitadegele，chucijiuguoyujingyan，zheidajianchentiantianchanzhetachangzenmeban，ai，shice，shice。
tadaoshishuangle，zheizhongbuguqitarensihuodehouguojiushi：tunananqingjinzhitiao，liangzhishoubeizuandekakazhixiang。
zheinvrenjuranganxinongta，shizaishikee？
chuangwaideyesegengjiashenzhong，beifengchuijuanzheshuyepaidazaimenfeishang，fachushuashuadexiangsheng。
jinwanyinggaishitashifangyalideyiwan，erbushikanyige**denvrenzaizheierzhuangfengmaisha！
tameifenglongqi，yanliyoulelise，jiranyourensongshangmenzhaosi，neitajiubukeqile，tayijingpobujidaixiangkandaozheigenvrentongkudebiaoqingle，gangcaishinazhiyandingzhetakanlaizhe？muguangluozaitashuangmoushangshi，taliansezhouranyibian。
zheishuangyanjingjuranhetayouqifenxiangsi！
tunananlianhuxidounanyiyizhidexingfenqilai，zhaolezheimejiu，zongsuanzhaodaoyigehexinyidele。
songzhengzhengmeikandongtayanzhongdejingxi，zhijiantataishouqingfushangyouyan，xidaiyila，yanzhaohuanhuanluoxia，neizhixialedeyanjinglulechulai。
songzhengzhenggangcongziwoxinshangzhongqingxingguolai，yitaiyan，beizhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。
tunanandeyouyanbitaxiangxiangdehaiyaoyanzhong，neizhiyanqiuyijingshiqushuifen，shifenjingsong。
jiulianjianguowushubiaoben、binglideta，kandaozheizhongqingkuangyewufazuodaowudongyuzhong。
guaibudetunananhuifafeng，yigeruyubandegongzituranbianchengzheihairendeyangzi，rensheidoujieshoubule。
songzhengzhengyanboliuzhuanjian，yizhentongqingbuyoudeyongshangxintou。
tayanlideqingxubeitunananyidianbuchadekanqu，tabuzhidaodeshi，zijideyigeyanshenchudongletunananzuiminganneigendeshenjing。
tunananzuihenbierentongqingta，tarenweizhiyouruozhecaixuyaotongqing，xiangtazheizhongqiangzhejiuyinggaizhanzaigaochubeizhongrenyangwang，xianzaitazheizhongdiweidijiandenvrenyegantongqingta，duitalaishuojianzhijiushiqichidaru。
tazaiyeyizhibuzhuxinzhongdeshayi，laqisongzhengzhengyibashuaidaochuangshang，jiezheqishenershang，shuangshoujinjinqiazhutabaixidebojing，zhenggeguochengyiqihecheng，fangfolianxilehenduobian。
songzhengzhengdeliansecongzhenjingdaotieqing，shuangtuihuluandengzhe，zhijiababojingshangdeshoukoudexianxuelinli，danduifangfangfomeiyouzhijueyiban，sihaobushouyingxiang，tilishangdexuanshu，tadefankangyourupifuhandashu。
suizhetafankangdeyuelaiyuechili，tunananlianshangzhujianluchuleshixuedexingfen，yanshenyebiandefengmoqilai。
tayinhongdechunbangouqixieedexiaorong，youruconglianyulipachulaisuomingdexiuluoyiban，tuoqizhangzhangdeyuqidao：“yueyao，guzheizhiyanjingshibeinicixiade，meimeiwokanjianta，bianxiangqini，guxiangzheqinshoushaleni，nijiuyongyuanshuyugule，hahaha......”
tunananyijingwanquanshiqulelizhi，shoushangdelidaomengdeshoujin，songzhengzhenglikedengdaleshuangyan，sangziyanzaiyemeiyouyisikongqi。
yishizhujianmohujian，tafangfohuidaolexuexiao，zhengzaijinxingbiyedabian，neipiantaxielesantiansanyedelunwen，daoshizhengyutalunzhengzhongjiyexiajiquanxue，keyishishentizanshichuyumabizhuangtaidewenti。
极泉穴！麻痹！！！
songzhengzhengsanhunqiposhunjianguiwei，mosuoqishenshangrendebeibang，xunsudingwei，yongjinzuihoudeliqi，chaozhejiquanxuedeweizhi，mengdiyiji，tunananshunjianxieli，rutongsigouyibantanruanzaice。