第1章
lihuiminjuedezijixiangshidiaojinleyichanghuangdandemengjingli，mengliyougeyuangungundelaofuren，yigejingerdiaishengtanqi。
“wozheibeizia，zhenshihututouding，duibuzhuhaizimen，panzheninengbangwobacuochudougaiguolai，rangzanmenzheiyidajiazinenghaohaoguorizi。”
huagangshuowan，neilaofurenjiuxiangyizhenyansidemeileyinger。
lihuiminzhengyitouwushui，manxindoushi“zheidaodizahuishi”deshihou，erbianturanchuanlaiyidaoqieshengshengyoumoshengdeshengyin。
“ma，fandounonghaola。”
妈？
这是叫谁妈呢？
tamingmingcaiershijisuia！
lihuiminmengdizhengkaiyan，xiayimiaozhijuedenaodai“weng”deyixia，linghundouyaochuqiaole。
yigeershisuizuoyoudenvren，duzigaogaodilongqi，zhengdizhetou，yilianshuncongdizhanzaitamianqian。
lihuiminzaiwangsizhouyikan，tuhuangsedeqiangshangguazheneizhonglaoshideguali，muzhuoshangfangzhelvsedenuanshuiping，haiyoubaisedetangcigangzi，chuangshangguazhehouhoudebaisewenzhang......
zheidouershiyishijile，nahaiyouzheiyangdedifanga？
taqiangrenzhexinlineixiangdaguyiyangtantekuangtiaodexin，yibazhuazhunvrendeshou，wendao：“zheishinaera？xianzaidaodijijinian？”
zhangyafangyilianhaipadikanzhepopo，xinlizhifandigu，popozheishishuimihule？haishiyouzhuomochuxindeyoutouyaodataya？
tadizhetou，xiaoxinyiyidihuida：“yijiubawunian，zheishixinghuacun。”
“yijiubawunian......”
lihuiminzhenggerendoudaizhule，tabushidelejuezheng，doukuaibuxinglema？zenmeshuiyijuejiupaodaozheierlaile？
jiuzaizheishi，tanaodaiyizhenzhangtong，yiduanduanbushuyutadejiyi，jiuxiangchaoshuiyiyang，yigunaodiyongjinletadenaohai。
yuanlaizheishentideyuanzhuyejiaolihuimin，shigeershisuijiushouleguadeguafu。
youlianggeerzi，daerzijiaoqiaojunguo，weirenlaoshibajiaode，xiaoerzijiaoqiaojunye，zuitiandexiangmolemiside。
yuanzhujiupianxinxiaoerzi，liandaizheduixiaoerxiliuyinlanyebiduidaerxizhangyafanghaodeduo。
houlaidaerziqiaojunguodangbingdazhang，chuanlaizhenwangdexiaoxi，yuanzhujiugengbudaijiandaerxile。
napahoulaizhidaoshinongcuole，daerzihuilaile，yuanzhuhaishibangzhexiaoerziyijiaqifudaerxihelianggesunnv。
sheizhidaodengyuanzhulaole，ganbudonghuole，quebeixiaoerxiyijiajiganlechulai，zuihouhaishixindishanliangdedaerziyijiabayuanzhujiehuijiayanglao......
lihuiminkanwanzheirenshengjingli，xinliyezhixiangshuoyiju：zheiyuanzhuzhenshizizuozishou！
“ma，fandoubaizaizhuoshangle，ninxianchi，woqujiaoxiaoshutamen。”
zhangyafangjianpopomeiyouyaodatadeyisi，jiushizhebashouchouhuilai。
lihuiminyiyanjiukandaoleduifangshoubeishangdeqiahen。
talianseyixiazijiuchenlexialai，zhizheneiqiahenwendao：“zheishizahuishi？”
“zheibushininqiadema......”
zhangyafangdizhetou，qiangrenzheyanleishuo：“ma，womeibashangkoujiwairenkanguo，jinzaoshangzhuhejiwodouweile，chaihuoyetiaole，caiyuanziyejiaole，qiuninbiedawole，yaoshizhenxiangda，nengzaidengyigeyuewobahaizishengxialai，keyima？junguomeile，zheishitajiwoliuxiadeweiyinianxiangle......”
李慧敏：！
yuanzhujiehunzao，napalianggeerzidouzhangdale，xianzaiyecaisanshiqisui，zhengshizhuangniandeshihou，querangkuaishengdeyunfuzuozheimeduoshi，haidongshoudaren！
这原主真是该死啊！
tacongkoudailitaochuyizhangzhidiguoqu，wenroudishuo：“nifangxin，yihouwobuhuizaiqifunile，gengbuhuidani，zouba，zanmenchifanqu。”
zhangyafangjingyaditaiqitou，nanyizhixindiwen：“ma，ninshinaerbushufu？haishizhongxiele......”
shuodao“zhongxie”zheilianggezi，taganjinwuzhuzuiba，xinxiangxianzaiposijiuni，kebunenggaomixinneiyitao。
lihuiminweinandizhouqimeitou，xuezheyuanzhudeyangzi，banzhelianshuo：“chuzaizheierganshani？chifanqu！”
“e，hao，ninxianchi，woqujiaoxiaoshutamen。”
zhangyafangzheicaifanglexin，tingzhegedaduzi，maliudiwangwaizou。
lihuiminzhangzhangditanlekouqi。
bierenchuanyuedoushidangzhujiao，ketani？
dangguafuyejiusuanle，haishigepianxinyan，zuoshirangrenmeifashuodeedupopo。
suanle，jilaizhizeanzhi，zouyibukanyibuba。
tashenshoutuikaifangmen，chaozhezaofangdefangxiangzouqu，gangzaizhuobianzuoxia，xiaoerziqiaojunyehexiaoerxiliuyinlanyegenzhezuoleguolai。
“ma，nijintianqiaozhekebizuotianyoujingshentou。”
qiaojunyeyanjiaohaiguazheyanshi，xipixiaoliandizuozaililihuiminzuijindeweizhishang。
tabalianyiban，shuodao：“zaoshanggaiganhuojiudeganhuo，shuidaochizaofandedianer，shixiangsizhidoutuihua，lansizaichuangshangma？”
lihuiminmanlianxianqidiwanghouduoleduo，erfangzheiyijiazi，youzuihuashebushuo，haihaochilanzuo，xinyanergengshihuaidehen。
taxianzaichengleyuanzhu，kebuhuiguanzhezheiliangren。
shuowan，tayoukanxiangliuyinlan，haobukeqidijiang：“niyihouqizaoyidian，nidasaotingzhegedaduzinanshouzheni，yihouzuofandeshiernijiuquanbaole，jialijiawaidehuoer，nidoubanidasaoneifenerjidingle。”
jiuzheimeliangjuhua，baerfangliangkouzijizhengmengle。
qiaojunyekoulekouyanshi，manbuzaihudishuo：“ma，bushinizigeershuojinniantianre，rangwomenduoshuihuier，zhengqujinishenggedapangsunzima。”
“manijiufangkuanxin，wobubaishuilanjue，mingnianzhidingjinishenggebaibaipangpangdedasunzi！jialijiawaidehuoerjiuxianmafandasao......”
liuyinlanchaozhezhangyafangtiaoletiaomeimao，“dasao，xinkunila，woheqiaojunyeduoshengjigewa，daoshihoushunbianjiniyanglao。”
zhangyafangqieshengshengdidixiatou，xiaoshengshuodao：“huoerwohainenggan......”
“干个屁！”
lihuiminbakuaiziwangzhuoshangyifang，numuyuanzhengdidengzheerfangliangkouzi，“wodehuanimenshimeitingjian？haishiyagenmeidanghuishier？jiranxiangfazheimeduo，wokangancuierfangfenchuqudanguosuanle！”
qiaojunyemingxianlengleyixia，nanyizhixindishuo：“ma，nihushuoshani？nixianzaijiuwoyigeerzile......”
huahaimeishuowan，jiubeiliuyinlanhenhenqialeyixiagebo，“ma，womencuole，womentingnide，mingtianyidingzaoqiganhuo。”
liuyinlanshuozhe，younaqilianggezhujidan，quanfangdaolepopowanli，“ninzheijitiankanzheshoulebushao，duochidianbubu。”
lihuiminkanzhewanlideliangmeijidan，yuefajuedelianshang**lade。
lijialiangtianzhuyicijidan，yuanzhuyige，qiaojunyeyige，ouerliuyinlanzuibatian、huishuohua，yuanzhuhainengfentayige......
zaizheibusuanfuyudeniantou，yuanzhuhexiaoerzichichenglecunlizuipangdeliangge，kehuaiyunkuaishengdezhangyafangqueshoudepibaogutou......
真是作孽啊！
tabajidanzhuanshoudaojinlezhangyafangwanli，chenshengshuodao：“chiba，zhuyibuchongyingyang。”
zhangyafangjingyaditaiqitou，yanlimanshileishui，“ma......”
jinzaoshangpopomeidata，haibalianggejidandoujileta，zhangfushuodemeicuo，popojiushidaozizuidoufuxin，xianzaidouxuehuixintengtale！
tayihouyidinghaohaoxiaoshunpopo，wuwuwu......
zheiyifanjudong，baerfangliangkouzichedijingdaile。
“ma，nibuchijiujiwo，jidasaoganshaya......”
“wodedongxi，woxiangjisheichijiujisheichi！niyaoshibumanyijiujiwogunchuqu！”
lihuiminzheimeyihou，erfangliangkouzilimanianle。
tudihefangchanhaizaipoposhoulini，tamenkebugangenpopoyingpengying。
jiaoxunwanzheilianggeburangrenshengxinde，lihuiminbamuguangtouxianglezhangyafang，jiantachiyikoujiucayibayanlei，renbuzhuxintouyiruan，shuodao：“kuaichiba，biekule，dengmingtianwojinizuohaochide。”
zhangyafangcalecayanlei，shengyingengyandishuo：“ma，zanjiaxiawujiumeiliangshile，jializhiyoubagejidanle，nengbunengxiannachuquhuandianliangshi？”
sha？！ganglaijiuduanliangle？