穿成白月光的替身,我pua霸总第4章

zheidaxiaojiea,suiranzaixuexiaoliweifeizuodai,zhangzhexinglinbikongchaotian,danliletage,pidoubushi,zhishigemeiyourenheshehuijingyandexiaoyatoupianzi。

wopansuanleyixia:「wohuiqugennigeshuoshuo,jinikaigegongsi。」

「他会愿意?」

「tabukaiwojinikaixingleba。」wolenghengyisheng,zailinjingjingweideyanshenzhonglikaile。

daolinyueneibian,wohuanlegehuashu:「tazhiyiyaojinyulequan。」

「neiquanziluandehen。」linyuefengkuangchouyan。

「yaobuzheiyang,wojitagaogegongsi,zhaogejingjirendaita。yuqirangtadaobierenshouxiaqutaoshenghuo,burushunzheta,kanzheta,guanzheta。」

linyuekanwodeyanshenchongmanganji:「niquzuo,qianwolaitou。」

「zheinengyouduoshaoqian,nishezuyulequanbeirenxiaoyexiaosi,wozijihuiqupande,woduizheikuaiqueshiyouxingqu。」

zibenyeyoubishilian,dazibenbuxideyulequan。

wobuguanxintademingsheng,wozhishichuncuibuxiangtachashou,woyaobalinjingzuanzaizijishouli。

zuihouzaiwodewoxuanxia,wobalinjingchenggongdaihuilelinjia。

linmutileizongheng:「xinrou,nizhenshitaihaole,tainengganle……xiexienia。」tayazhelinjingjiwojugong。

「duokuilexinroujinishoushilantanzi,yihounizaiduitabibilailai。」linyueduimeimeihengmeilengdui。

linjingdangranbuhuiduiwobibilailai。

yinweiwogaolegegongsibataqianlexialai,bianchengletadelaoban。

woduiwalaidejingjirensidixiafenfu:「suibiandaizheba,yebuyongtaifeixin,zheishigefuerdai,jialixiwangtazaodianjiaren。」

buguolinjingzhenshidinga,wozheimebeihougaota,talengshizaidiernianbaolelianggeju。

woyerenle,fanzhengwogentabaerkai,qiandoujinlewodekoudai。

wotonghenlinjing,danwobunenggenqianguobuqu,zheibudaode。

yushiworangjingjirenbatatonggaopaiman,taleisileihuoyanxishangzongyi,meigeyuejiwozhuangeqianbabaiwan。

woyounazhetademingtouqushichangshangronglege4.8geyi,zhaoleyiqunnianqingdidijingongsiyangzhe。

ranhouwojiuyangchengleyaliyidajiupaoyulegongsidehaoxiguan。

kandaoyiqunnianqingdidizhengzheqiangzhejiaowojiejie,haiminglianliyaogenwoyeguangjuben,xinqingdoubianhaole,youth~

谢谢林静。

10

jiuzaiwoshiyezhengzhengrishangzhishi,linyueyoutiandadianhuahanwoqulvyou。

tamengongsimeiniandouyougongfeilvyou,zheijinianwomenliangchudebucuo,tazongjiaowoyiqiqu。

zheiyebushidiyicile,wobuyiyouta,shoushileyixiajiuguoqule。

qishiwoxianzaimeizenmehentale,bijingtashiwodediyitongjin——tabudanjiwosongqian,haidaizhequanjiabingpengyouquanyiqijiwosongqian,zheinalishizhanan,putuoshandepusadoumeitalingyan。

wodanianchuyidoushixianshangmenbaita,zaiqumiaolishangxiangde。

wogentaguanxibucuohaiyouyigehendadeyuanyinshi,wogentaxianzaimeiyourenheqingganjiuge,jiushiputongdeshengyichangshangdepengyou。

youshimeishiliaoliaotian,hehecha,jiaoliujiaoliuxinxi,kankanzuijintoushenmezhengqian,keyitoujidaoba。

womenlaozongdeshenghuoyibanjiushizheiyangde。

suoyiwoduilinyuedeyaoqiubugao,tazhiyaobuyaorangwoxiyifuzuofanbaotang,ranhoushenmehuaiyunliuchantishen,wojiukeyigentafeichangyouhaodihepingxiangchu。

但天有不测风云。

wokaichedaotadingdejiudian,faxianneigecaopingshangbumanlefensemeigui。

bushineizhongyixiaoshuyixiaoshudanchundexianhua,shihuadajiaqianzuoguozaoxingdebujing,zhutidiaosushisanshiduomidejudameigui,henmenghuandeyigechangjingfenwei。

tanazheshuzhuguangmeiguizhanzaidixia。

ranhouwomenquanzilidepengyou、linmulinjing、tamengongsideyuangong,suoyourenquandoushengzhuangchuxi,dajiamanlianqidaidikanzhewo。

pengyoumen,woyiweiquhaitanshua,chuanleyishuangrenzituo,zhijiayoudoumeitu。

jingxindabanguo、teyibafaxingzuodehenwanmeidelinyuepengzhexianhuazoushangqianlai:

「xinrou,woyiqianbushanzhanghenvhaizishuohua,yeduilianaiyiqiaobutong,nishidiyigeyuanyinaixinjiaodaowo、yindaowodenvhaier。woconglaimeixiangdao,wohuigenyigenvshengyouzheimeduohuakeyiliao,gennizaiyiqizongshitebiexingfu。xianzaiwoxiangbazheifenxingfuyanxuxiaqu,ninengjiajiwoma?」

shuozhetajiudanxiguidi,taochulezuanjie。

我蒙了。

zaineigefenweili,suoyourendouzaiqihong,shexiangtouyeduizhunlewo。

danwoweiyizhidaodeshi,wotamabuxiangjiehun,yaojieyebushigenlinyue。

yushiwoyibawozhuletadeshou,fengkuangdiyaoqilai:

「xiexiexiexie!xiexielinzongjiwozheifenshurong!yiqianzanmenzhishihehuoren,xianzaininjuranyaoyuwochengweirenshenghehuoren,zheitaituranle,woxianzaiyuwuluncinaodaiyipianjianghu。zheigeanzitaidale!nigaoturanxiji,woyemeigezhunbei。lailailaizanmenxiandaolimianzuoxiatantan——eishijianbuzaole,nimenyekuaiqulimianchifana,shangcailemei?」

linyuedeliansexianranbuhaokanle,qitarenyedadimingbaizheiqiuhunmeizheimeshunli,buguofanzhengwojigoutataijiele,youmeisipolian,tamengongfeilvyougaichichigaihehe,gaogaoxingxingwangjiudiancantingliyong。

linyueyoudiannanyimianduiwo,jiazhuangzijihaishigezhengjingxinlang,zouguoquzhaodaikeren。

songmingtieguolai,kanshangquyaoshuluowojiju。

woqiangxianyibulengxialelian:「linyuetashenmeyisi,jintiantahenbujiwomianzi。」

songmingmengle:「a?zheizenmeshitabujinimianzi?」

「qiuhunzheizhongshi,tajuranmeiyoutongzhiwo,sheyingdagedouchuandebiwotimian,wozhanzaizheigebujinglihuafengdoubuyiyang,wofaxiaohongshubierendouyiweiwobazijipshangqude,yaoshuowozhuangbi。」

「jiuyinweizhei?」songmingwuyule,「taweileqiuhunzhunbeilegebayue,paoqianpaohouhualesanbaiduowan,teyirangwomenbuyaozouloufengsheng!」

「woyoubushitanvpengyou,taqiushenmehun?」wolengkudao。

「neibushiyinweinineigeyulegongsiyouhenduonaigou,tazhejilema?」

「tazhejitajiuzhunbeishengdadeqiuhun?neitameixiangguohuibeijujue?zuoshibujinshen,jihuahencaolv!wobenlaijuedetashigehenwentuoderen,meixiangdao……」woyaoyaotou,「taimangzhuang,taichongdongle。」

songmingtingjianwojuranhaifanguolaishuluolinyue,chedigenbushangwodeluojile。

banshang,tamuguangdaizhidieileyisheng,jixuxianglinsaosidezhongfu:「nidangzhongjujueta,taduomeimianzia!」

wozheigerenyouyidianhao,jiushiwoconglaibuneihaoziji:

「zheibushiwodecuo,wanquanshitazijidewenti。shouxian,tayinggaisidixiawenwo,neiwojujueta,tayezhishishangxin,buzhiyudiulian。qici,tameizuoguoyuan,beijujueleyihouzenmewanzun,diulianshitazizhaode。

「dantaganzheimeshang,shuomingtaduiwoshishengquanzaiwoa,tadaxinlijuedezhiyaotakaikou,wojiuhuidayingta,tabawodangshenme,a?tashibushikanbuqiwo,bawodangwanwu?!」

songmingkanwoyueshuoyueqi,lianmanganweiwo:

「dangranbushi!zenmehuini!niwuhuitale,ei,tashizhendexihuannicaihuizheimezuo。」

「neitaqingshangtaidi。」wobuchirenhedaodebangjia,jintianjiushitianwanglaozilaile,guoyequanshilinyuede,wogoujitataijiexiale。

jianworuciqiangying,songmingyijingchedibeiwoxinao:「taqingshangdi,niyeduobaorongtayixia……nimendouzheimeduonianle,taduinizenmeyangwomendoukanzaiyanli,nijiuganjingentadingxialaiba。」

「womenliangdeshi,nibiwohaiqingchu?nizheimexintengta,neinigentajiehuna,fanzhenghunlibujingdouzaile,xianchengde,shougongxizhuangwojinidinga。」

songmingjianzhiyaokule:「xinrou,woyoubushigay!wogentashichunchundetiegemen,nizenmenengzheimexiangwo!」

wobasongmingpendegouxuelintou,zhengqiaolinyueguolaizhaowole,songmingfangfojiandaojiuxingyiyangpaole,haihenzhuyibugentayoushenmeyanshenshangdejiechu,yimianbeiwurenweishigay。

wozhengzaiqitoushang,haimeipenshuang,shiyilinyuegenzhewojinhuiyishi,jixupenta:「nijintianshenmeyisi?」

「wohainengyoushenmeyisi,ng?」linyueshafashangyizuo,taochuyanlai,huiguoshenlaiyoubugandian,zhizaizhijianjiazhebawan,「womenzheimeduonianle,nibugaijiwoyigechengnuoma?」

「shenmechengnuo?womenlianlianaidoumeitanguo,weishenmezhijiekuaijindaojiehun?」

「lianaidoumeiyoutanguo,he。」linyuejiayandeshouweiweizhandou,「neiwomenzheimeduoniansuanshenme?wojinizuofan,niyaoqunaerwokaichejiesong,wopeinidaochuwan,19niannibazhuyuankaidaonizaiguowaihuibulai,wozaiyiyuanmeirimeiyepeiniba!」

「neiwoduinimeiyoufuchuma,a?」wofanwen,「nidehaleiwomaide,nideshoubiaoxizhuangpixiebushiwomaiyeshiwotiaode,danfanwochumendouhuijinidailiwu,nishuonixiangyaoqiutiandediyibeinaicha,wodinglejibaibeisongdaonigongsicongshangdaoxiarenshouyibei,nixiangyaoshenme,wobushidiyishijianjininongdao?wohaibugoutitie?」

linyueqingxuhuanheleyixie,danhaishihenshiwang:「nizijitingting,xianggezhananyiyang。nijiushizaidiaozhewo,bawodangbeitai。」

「wodiaoni?dangbeitai?」wobashouyihuan,「linyue,wodangnishifeichanghaodepengyou!wozheigerenhendafang,yuanyiduipengyoufuchu!」

linyuebatouniuguoqule:「yixingzhijiannayoupengyou。」

「haoa!ganqingwobanidangpengyou,nixiangshuiwo?!」wozhuaqirenzituojiuwangtadedingzhixizhuangshangrengguoqule。

linfuzaoshi,linyuezhangjiahenzao,tamuqinyouhenjiaoguan,suoyitazheibeizimeiaiguoda。

beiwozheimenatuoxiepai,tamengle,xiayishiquansuoleyixia。

wolikebalingyizhituoxiechaixialaijuzaishouli,daweiguanghuodizaimudibanshangduolaiduoqu:

「hao,jirannizheimeshuole,wogaosuni,woweishenmezheimeduonianzhibanidangpengyou,meiduiniyoubanfenxiaoxiang——nihaijibujidewomenshizenmerenshide?」

「nishilinjingdetongxue,womenyiqichifan。」linyuebizhongjiuqing。

「ranhouni?**jiwokaijiasanshiwan,rangwozuonidexiaoqinger,yinweiwozhangdexiangnidechulian!」

wonatuoxiewangzhuozishangyipai,「nijuedezheiyangdekaishi,wonenggenniguo?nifenglebani!」

linyueyanzhongshanguoyisikuise:「neishicongqian,wodangshiyebushuxini,erqiewomenhenkuaijiujiekailewuhui……」

「wuhui?nikeladao。」wolengxiao,「congnikaikoudeneitianqi,nizaiwozheili,jiumeiyoujihuile。weishenme?yinweizheijianshibaoluchunidepinxingtaiguodilie!taieliele!shenmenanrenyikaikoujiuduinvdaxuesheng**,baoqingren?renshidiyitianbawodaihuijiayaoshuiwo?bushounandejibaguzhe。」

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