第1章

weishuxihuankanxiaoshuo,ouerhuizaishenyekanxie**,yuegouxue**de,tayuexihuan。

qiaomodianjinmouwangzhan,tadakaipaixingbangdiyidexiaoshuo《gongxiangwanwubei**de**yisheng》。

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yejiushizaizheigeshihou,laolaoqushile。

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kesigegongbuyunxu,jiangtaqiujin。

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shengzaiyuni,quekaichuchunjingcuicandehua。

jiulianweishuzheizhongtieshixinchang,juebuxintengnanrendeduzheyejuedetacandetaiguo,rangrenbudebuhuaiyizuozheshifouduitaqingzhutaiduoeyi。

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daolehoumiantashibiankanbianku,henbudebaneixieshanghaitaderenquandouchuangsi。

全都是畜生!

这个烂透了的小说!

weishunulipingfuxinqing,takanshuyibanbuxihuanfabiaopinglun,conglaimeiyoujibierendaguochaping,kexianzai,tamanzuidezanghuabiezaixinli,chadianmeibiechuneishang。

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hu,tanulikuanweiziji,zhishiyigexunishijiebale,zhujiaoshouyezhishiyigexunirenwu,zaikelianyegentameiguanxi。

zhishi,tazhongjiurenbuzhufennuhexinteng。

tashifuliyuandehaizi,zhishidaidefuliyuanyuanbijiaohao,yuanzhangmamahenheai,duimeigehaizidoubaoyouaiyi,tashunlidekaoshangdaxue,jieleguojiabutiezhuxuedaikuan,pingshizuojiajiao**。

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wulunshilaolaodebing,haishizhujiaogongmendeqiangquanyapo,tadoumeiyoubanfa。

weishufashi,zaiyebuhuikanzheixienvezhudexiaoshuo。

shoubule!shijieshangweishenmehuiyouzheixienvezhudexiaoshuoa!

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“魏纾,醒醒。”

“weishu,laoshilaile。”

qingrunwenroudeshengyindishengzaierbianshuozheshenme,weishushuidemimihuhu,pianguotoubuyulicai。

zhuozisihubeiqiaoleliangxia,jiechihemuzhuopengzhuang,fachujinggao。

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“魏纾!放学啦!”

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tabushiduozaibeiwolikanxiaohuangwenma?!

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weishushoushihaozuozi,houbeituranbeichuoleyixia,houzhuodetongxuezhengzaijitachuanxiaozhitiao。

houzhuodetongxuexiaodejimeinongyan,“dakaikankan。”

weishubumingsuoyi,taitoukanleyiyanlaoshi,jiantameikanzheibian,xunsupukaikanleyiyan,zhitiaoshangxiezhe:

banzhangniubi!wodengpeifu!

**,班长?

weishuzhenjingleyixiazi,suihouxiangqigangcaitingjiandeshengyin,shizaijiaota——weishu?

mingzimeibian?zheidaodishinaera!

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nanshengpifubaixi,celianliti,zhengrenzhendetinglaoshijiangke,xianzhangnongmidejiemaoweiweizhandong,zuichunminzhi,sihuyouxiebugaoxing。

好漂亮的同桌!

weishugantan,tadiyicijiandaozheimejunmeideshaonian,liantoufasidoushipengsongnongmide,chuangwaideyangguangfangfoteyiweitadade,xianggegangcongshenjiexiafandetianshi。

buguo,zheitianshihaoxiangzaishengtadeqi。

weishuhuiyiqigangcaidewenrounansheng,dagaimingbailezenmehuishi。

xiaoxinyiyidenuodongshenzicoujinta,weishuqingshengdao:“baoqianatongzhuo,wogangcaishuidetaisile,xiacinibuyongzheimewenroudejiaowo,zhijieqiayixia,wobaozhengxing。”

tianshishaonianlengdandepieleyiyanweishu,huposededansetongkongxiangshenmingdeshuangmou,piaoliangyekongling,weishubuyoudepingzhuhuxi。

“haiyouxiaci?xuexishinizijideshi,niyaoshuijuewoyemeibanfa。”

tashuowanjiuzhuanguotou,liujiweishuyigexiantiaoliuchangdecelian,bilianggaotingpiaoliang,xiangyunranzhejinguang。

weishuyangouzhixinfazuo,dunshinaoliquanxiao,shenmedougubushang,zhizhidaoxinshangtongzhuodemeimao。

gangcaihaiqinglengkezhidenanshengnaole,zaizhuojiaoqiaoleliangxia,minzhechunyuqijinbeng:“tingke。”

weishurumengchuxing,lijipianguotouzuochuyifurenzhenxuexidemoyang。

男生悄悄松了口气。

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一点排雷:

malisu,quanyuanainvzhu。

suanshiwanbaizhi,yuanwenzhongdeqingjiebushizhenxiang,meigenanzhushentidoujie。

zhinengbaozhengnvzhubuhuizaoshoushentinvedai,huiyounvenanqingjie,baokuodanbuxianyutongdaozi,zhongdan,duanshouduanjiao,nanzhutuanzhudayigeshengmingliwanqiang。

zhongyaoqingjiesheding:nvzhushizaixianshishijiehexiaoshuozhongchuansuo。