zheimeduonian,haimeisheiganzheiyanggongranzhengtade,jiranruci,jiubuyaoguaitabukeqile!
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“啊啊啊!”
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“哈哈哈哈哈!”
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“开个玩笑嘛!”
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“e!wohaiyiweitaxihuanzheiyangdewanxiaoni~zhongwuworangtabangwozuofenshala,tajiwofangleyibaoyan,woyiweitashigeyoumodexingzi,meixiangdaoshiwowuhuileha!buhaoyisibuhaoyisi!neiwohuifangjian!woshenkedifanshengwoziji!”
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“furen!nikedeweiwozuozhua!chaochao**zhongwuxiangchishala,woyiqianzuodeshao,nabuzhundiaoliaofangduoshao,zheicaibuxiaoxinyanjiduole,wobushiguyide!”
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“好了好了!”
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zhongyu,taquedingjialidouxiledeng,bianqiao**diliuchulefangjian。
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