第5章

zheimeduonian,haimeisheiganzheiyanggongranzhengtade,jiranruci,jiubuyaoguaitabukeqile!

qichaochaoerhuabushuo,zhijiejiangzheifenshaladaole。

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“啊啊啊!”

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“哈哈哈哈哈!”

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“zenmele?liuma!chushenmeshile!”

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“chaochao**!ta!tachenwochifan,wangwocailirenglegedachongzi!hesiwole!”

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“chaochaonifenglema!niweishenmeyaowangliumawanlidiuchongzi!”

qiyoutiancongwaimianzoujinlai,kandaozheihunluandeyimu,lianseshunjianyinchenxialai,tadashenghechizheqichaochao,shengyinzhongdaizhemingxiandefennuyuzebei。

“开个玩笑嘛!”

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qikekelikefadonglezijide“**”jineng,tayankuangweiweifanhong,shengyindaizheyisigengyan,neifuchuchukeliandemoyang,buzhiqingderenhaizhenyiweitashizhenxinweiliumadabaobuping。

“e!wohaiyiweitaxihuanzheiyangdewanxiaoni~zhongwuworangtabangwozuofenshala,tajiwofangleyibaoyan,woyiweitashigeyoumodexingzi,meixiangdaoshiwowuhuileha!buhaoyisibuhaoyisi!neiwohuifangjian!woshenkedifanshengwoziji!”

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“furen!nikedeweiwozuozhua!chaochao**zhongwuxiangchishala,woyiqianzuodeshao,nabuzhundiaoliaofangduoshao,zheicaibuxiaoxinyanjiduole,wobushiguyide!”

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“好了好了!”

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