buguo，yenenglijie，meigerenchuyuweixianjingdi，douhuichanshengyixiejizhi！
kanyangzi，neixiaoguniangbenxiangsijixiechizhelaofanjianeipangyatoutuoshen，jieguofeidanmeichenggong，haichedijinulezheixietufei！
xuanji，ningbeiyouyaoqutantanneixiaoguniangdekoufeng，kannengbunengtanchuyixieyouyongdexinxi。
zhiyulaofanjianeipangyatou，suiranbeizhashangle，dancongninglaoliudeshuofalaipanduan，bingmeiyoushenmeshengmingweixian。
kejiuzaizheishi，ninglaoliuyoushuohuale。
“nidenghuier，zangangcaibudoushuoleme，nidenazhehuochongzaiqujianneigexiaotizi，yaorangtawanquanxiangxin，zangenbenjiubushiyibandetufei，zanshiyaozao~fandejufei，neiyangcainengliyongtadekourangneixiegouguanhaipa！”
“……”
宁北愣住了。
zheilaoliu，buhuizhendeyouhuochongba？
guoran，ninglaoliuhenkuaijiucongyigeyijuli，quchuleyiganguanzhuanghuoqi，zhangyueqishigongfen，qiangguanyikanjiushitongzhide，ergenjuzheiganhuochong，ningbeilikejiuxiangqileqianshifanyueguodeyixieguanyugudaihuoqideziliao。
yanqianzheihuochongyusongdaidetuhuoqiangchabuduo，yinweizheilaoliuyoucongyijuliquchuleyigeheidaizi，suizhebeitadakai，limianyedequedoushizidan。
“zheijiao……zikeba？”
ningbeikanzheneixiezuogongjiqicucaodezidan，ruguorangtazuo，kendingjiubuhuizheimecucaole，shenzhiruguotiaojianyunxudeqiantixia，talian“penzi”dounengzuochulai，bijingjiehetaqianshiliuxuedejingli，zaiguowaiyemeishaowanqiang……
“heihei，kanlaizanzheiliangnianrangnigenzhelaofanqucaipanzi，niyemeishaozhangjianshima，meicuo，zheixiedongxijiujiaozike，peishangzheihuochong，wushibuzhinei，hongsheisheisi，zheikeshizanhualesanqianqibailiangyinzimailaideni，niangde，yaobushidangnianzaishanhaiguanhuoqiyingshunlaideneiganhuochongshengxiulegepidele，zankeshebudexiazheimedadebenqian！”
宁老六洋洋自得。
“……”
ningbeiyoushiyizhenwuyu，sanqianqibailiangyinzi，zheilaoliuzenmehuizheimeyouqian？
“zikejiubujinizhuangshangle，miandenibuhuiyong，shangzheziji，zheidongxikebushinaozhewande，gaobuhaoshiyaozhatangde，zanyeshihualehaojinian，caipengshanglezheimeyiganhaoyongde，zhiqianhuadeneixieyinziquandashuipiaole，buranniyiweijizanbaoxindeneigesanxiazishizenmechengduyanlongde？genbenjiubushibeitongxingwazoudeneizhihaoyan，shiyouyicirangzheidongxijizhade，yaobushiyanxiaqingkuangjinji，zankebugennishuozheixie！”
shuozhe，ninglaoliujiangtaxinaidehuochong，jiaodaoleningbeishouli。
“zheihuochong，nizhendeyouyibaigan？”ningbeiduanzhe“qiang”，benlaishouyangxiangmiaoyimiaoshenmedongxi，quedanxinluxian，jiumeiyouneimezuo。
“sangan，danlingwailiangganbudazhongyong，zailaoyangneierni，zuijinfengjin，yemeishenmehaomaimai，zanjiugenlaoyangshangliangzhe，shibushizhaogeyuandatoujimaileni，danduanshijianyemeizhaodaoshenmehaozhugu！”ninglaoliugantan。
“neinimaihuochongdeyinzi……”ningbeigangyaozaiwen。
“bugaiwendebiewen，nijiujizanjizhuyidianjiuxingle，renheshihou，zandoubuhuirangnisi，zandehoushouhaiduozheni，zanzheicijiusuanchuxianshenmeyiwai，yeyourenjizanbaochou，gengyourenhunizhouquan！”ninglaoliubanzheliandao。
ningbeiyuyanyouzhi，yeshizheicaiqueding，yanqianzheininglaoliu，queshibushiyibandetufei。
“xingle，niquba，zanhaideanpairenqubazhixianjiadeneiweiluyaneibanglaini，zanjiubuxinle，neixiegouguanhaizhennengbazanbijinsihutongliqu！”ninglaoliuyoudao。
ruci，ningbeicaizaicihuilechaifang，shouliquebizhiqianduoleyiganhuochong，dangranhaiyoujizhangcaozhi。
neixiaoguniangyikanningbeishoulidehuochong，xinlidunshiyitutu，gengjiaqueding，zheishanzhailidetufeiyaozao~fanle，kesuizheningbeibatazuibashangdezhangwajiekai，youbatazuilideneijishuangbaiwaziquchulai，tadediyijuhuaqueshi……
“maofang……maofang……”
“……”
ningbeiyizhenlingluan，kanlaiduifangshizhenbiehuaile。
buguoyinweichuanyueqianzuoguoroupiao，taziranyeshijirensuoji，hekuangzheixiaoguniangzhangde，panjingtiaoshun，yishenguzhuang，jianzhimiaoshaqianshixiandaishehuiderenheguzhuangxinvyiren，zenmerenxintashouzheifenzui？！
松绑！
keningbeixianjianghuochongfangzaiyibian，gangbaxiaoguniangshenshangdeshengzijiekai，zhijiantaquezaiyishuangyuzuluodideshunjian，turanjiudailizailedangchang……
ranhou，ningbeibiantingdaoyizhenzhenyuelaiyuedadeshuisheng，congtadexiahuaichuanlechulai，zaikantadeluoqun……
明白了！
xiaoguniangzuzulengleyifenzhongzuoyou，caituranfachuyishengcipowudingbandejianjiao，fengpaoxianglechaifangdejiaoluo，suozaineili，wayishengkulechulai，kushengyeyuelaiyueda，tingderangrenxinjiao……
zhideyitideshi，chaifangwaihaishouzheliangge“mazi”，tingdaoxiaoguniangdekusheng，mianmianxiangqu。
“aiyou，zanzheierdangjiakezhenmanga，naodaidoubeishuaichengneixiongyangle，zheijiubarenjiahubushangshudeguinvjirile？”
“liyuandianba，gujimeiyihuierjiuwanle，bijingzanerdangjiahaishigechuni，wodangshizailichunyuanzhuanyaojieerhongbaodeshihou，wodoumeijinqu，jiubuxingle……”
zaikancishideningbei，yezhihaoroushenganfuneihaotaodakudexiaoguniangle：“guniang，renyousanji，zheiyemeishenmehaodiurende，ni……haiyouma？woshishuodade，wodainiqumaofang？”
“nimenzheixietufei！woshihuagaosunimenba，wobujinjinshihubushangshulinzhongguodenver，wohaishiguanjiaqinzichifengdelingyunjunzhu！nimenjiudengzhebeibopixuancaoba！”xiaoguniangyibiandaku，yibianehenhendao。
“郡主？！”
qiebulunwaimianneiliangge“mazi”wuyitingdaoxiaoguniangzipushenfenhoushishenmefanying，ningbeixianshiyileng，rendoumale。
槽！
这不就完犊子了吗？
ruguozheixiaoguniangzhishihubushangshudeguinv，yejiubale，zenmehaishijunzhuni？
郡主！
千里走单骑！
laidaoleqingzhouxian，beibangle？！
erxianzaikanlai，tajiujingshiyinweishenmelaide，haoxiangyemeineimezhongyaole，bukanguochengkanjieguo，zheitemakeshiguanxidaohuangjiadeyanmiana！
ningbeigangyaozaishuodianshenme……
waimianqueyouturanchuanlaiyizhenjihouhoudeshengyin：“dadangjia！buhaole！dashibuhaole！buguangnibeitongjile！fangyuanjibailidedangjia，yedoubeitongjile！jiulianjiangzhoudezhaodangjia，yebeitongjile！tingshuojiangzhouzhixianyijingdairenbazhaodangjiadeshanzhaijijiaole！zhaodangjiayijingsile，tadeshanzhaidoubeihuopaohongpinglegepidele！paoba！zanmendouganjinpaoba！！！”
ningbeizhijiejiangzailechaifangli！
哦……
guanfuwandasawangneiyitaoshiba？
ningkecuoshayiqian，bukefangguoyigeshiba？
我之前……
看不起古人了呗？
我刚刚……
还在那儿秀智商呢？
还反包围思维呢？
还游击战呢？
ruguozheigexiaoxizhunque，yikanshangmianjiushixialesimingling，bieshuobaqingzhouzhixiandeerzibanglaile，jiusuanbatadeqindieqinniangbanglai，batadezuzongcongfendiliwalai，yemeishenmeluanyonglea！
事儿大了！
“xiaoguniang！nishuoniyigejunzhu，nibuzaijingshihaohaodedaizhe，nidaodishichouleshenmefeng？laidaoleqingzhouzheigexiaodifang？nizhendeshiyigerenlaide？shuoshihua，bushuoshihua，zhenduibuzhule，woxianzaijiukeyibanihongsi！”
ningbeimomodizhongxinjiangneigangenbenmeiyouzikedehuochongquleguolai，zoudaoxiaoguniangdeshenqian，naqiangkoudingzailetadenaomenershang，zheiyeshishizaimeibanfale，nengbunengtaoguocijielingshuo，zongyaoxianbazuijichudeshiqinggaoqingchuba？
yeguaininglaoliuneigezaowende，dingdeneidoushishenmepoguiju？
baroupiaolulaishanzhai，xianeliangtianzaishuo？
这下玩大了吧？
danfantiqianliangtian，abu，danfantiqianyitianzhidaozheixiaoguniangdeshenfen，yebuzhiyuzheimebeidong！