第1章

quanwenjiakong,qingwudairuxianshi。

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luyunsuganjuezijixiangshixianjinleyituanwenredeyunli,bijianyingraozhejingyoudexiangqi,erbianshishuhuandeqingyinle,beishangshi**shibuqingbuzhongdelidao。

zheirizi,jianzhishishenxianguode。

tamanzudikuitanyisheng,zhengzhunbeichedifangsongshuiguoqu,yigeqingcuiyoulvedaishengsedenanshengtuwudixiangqi。

“陆云苏!”

“到!”

条件反射。

kezaiguzilidefucong,rangtashenzhilaibujisikao,jiumengdicong**chuangshangdanzuoqilai。

raner,yuxiangzhongshuxide**guanmeiyouchuxian。

yanqianshishenshoubujianwuzhideheian,zhanchoudexiangshihuabukaidemo。

tamianqian,shiyitiaozhangdewangbudaotoudeduiwu,meigerendoumianwubiaoqing,yanshenkongdong,xiangyigegebeishedinghaochengxudemuou。

duiwudezuiqianfang,yinyuenengkandaoyidianweiguang。

guangliangchu,yigechuanzhebitingxizhuang、kanqilaixianggangbiyedenianqingxiaohuo,zhengditoufanzheyigegupodexianzhuangben,mantiaosilididianzheming。

“王富贵!”

“到。”

“李翠花!”

“到。”

tameinianyigemingzi,duiwulijiupingkongduochulaiyige“ren”。

luyunsuhaimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,jiutingjianneixiaohuonianwanlezuihouyigemingzi。

“啪!”

tagancuililuodiheshangbenzi,qingleqingsangzi,yongyizhongxiangshidaxueshetuanganbukaihuideyuqixuanbudao:

“haole,rendaoqile。”

“nimengenwolai,wodainimenqutoutai。”

huayingangluo,tacongbeihouchouchuyimianheisedeqizi,shangmianyongzhushaxiezheyigedadade“ling”zi。

qiziyingfengyizhan,mingmingmeiyoufeng,quelieliezuoxiang。

duiwu,jiuzheimezidonggenleshangqu。

luyunsuyeshenbuyoujidigenzaiduiwuli,shuangjiaoxiangshicaizaimianhuashang,yibuyibu,mamudixiangqiannuodong。

“投胎?”

“我死了?”

“zenmekeneng?womingmingzaixiujia,zai**……”

wushugeniantouzaitanaohailizhakai,keshentiquewanquanbutingshihuan。

luyunsudedanaoyipiankongbai,shentiquebushoukongzhidigenzheduiwuxiangqianpiao。

taxiangtingxia,quefaxianzijidejiaoxiangshibeiwuxingdexianqianzhe,zhinengmamudigenzhedabuduiqianjin。

zhouweide“gui”douananjingjing,zhiyoutayige,xianggewurupianchangdequnyan,manlianxiezhe“woshishei,wozaina,woyaoganshenme”。

buzhizouleduojiu,qianfangchuxianleyipianrouhedeguangliang。

yizuojijuxiandaigandehongweidalouchuxianzaiyanqian,loudingshangjigenihongdazishanshanfaguang——【difubanshifuwudating】。

datinglichuangmingjijing,kanbirenjianzuihaohuadeyinxing,yigegechuangkouqiandoupaizhezhangdui。

wushude“ren”zaigegechuangkouqianpaidui,dianzijiaohaoshengciqibifu,yiqiedouxiandeneime……xiandaihua。

luyunsubeizheichaoxianshidechangjingzhendeshuobuchuhualai。

tayanzhengzhengdikanzhepaizaizijiqianmiandeyigedaye,jiangliancoudaoyigeleisirenlianshibiedejiqiqian。

“di!shenfenyanzhengchenggong,mengde,ajiliangmin,xiayishi,dafudagui,jiatingmeiman。qingjinru6haoviptongdao。”

dayelianshangluchukuangxidebiaoqing,duizhebanshiyuanqianenwanxie,ranhouxinggaocailiedizoujinleyidaosanfazhejinguangdemen。

“下一个!”

binglengdejixienvshengxiangqi。

duiwutuizheluyunsu,jiangtasongdaolejutaiqian。

tashenxiyikouqi,xuezheqianmiandayedeyangzi,baliancouleguoqu。

xiayimiao,zhenggedatingdoubeijianruidejingbaoshengyanmei!

“di!di!di!jingbao!”

“qingzhuyi!renlianshibieshibai!”

“qingzhuyi!yangshouweijin,huorenchuangru!”

“qingzhuyi!yangshouweijin,huorenchuangru!”

zhenggedatingshunjiansiji,suoyouguihunhegongzuorenyuandemuguangdou“shua”diyixiajujiaozaileluyunsushenshang。

chuangkoulineiweiyizhibaochizhebiaozhunweixiaodebanshiyuan**jie,lianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu。

tananyizhixindikanlekanluyunsu,youmengdiditoukanxiangzijidediannaopingmu,pingmushangheranxianshizheluyunsuhuolinghuoxiandedatouzhao,pangbianyonghongsejiacuzitibiaozhuzhe:【yangshou:zhijiushibasui】。

**jiedelian,yirouyankejiandesudu,congbaidaoqing,zaicongqingdaozi。

tashenxiyikouqi,xiangshiyaoyaxiajijiangpenfadehuoshan。

“砰!”

tayibazhangpaizaizhuozishang,zhuaqishoubiandeduijiangji,yongjinquanshenliqi,fachuyishengxiangchedifudenuhou:

“san——yao——ba——hao!”

“你给我滚出来!”

“jiaonihaohaoxueputonghuanibuxue!qiaoshepingsheyinfenbuqing!sheshnidaodishenmeshihounengfenqingchu!”

“jiaonigoudeshiluyunshu(shū)!bushiluyunsu(sū)!”

“nijiwogoulegeshenmedongxiguolai!yigegangcongjinsanjiaojiusiyishenghuilaideyingxiong!yangshouzhangzheni!”

“zaizheiyangxiaqu,wojiushangbaoyanwang!nizheigeyuedequanqinjiangbiexiangyaole!gongziyequanjiwokoudiao!wokannixiageyuedefangdainashenmehai!”

huayingangluo,yidaoshenyingliangundaipadicongpangbiandeyuangongtongdaolichonglechulai。

zhengshizhiqianneigexizhuanggelvdegouhunxiaohuo。

cikedeta,xizhuangzhoubabade,toufayeluanle,lianshangnahaiyoubanfencongrong。

taxianshijingkongdikanleyiyandiannaopingmu,youjuewangdikanleyiyanmanlianwugudeluyunsu。

tamengdizhuanxiangneigenuhuozhongshaodenvbanshiyuan,shuangshouheshi,yizhangbaijingdelianzhouchenglekugua。

“bie,bie,bieshangbao!”

“jiejie,wocuole!wozhendecuole!”

“wojiuzhiwangzheigeyuedegongzihaifangdaini!yijialaoxiao,bu,yijialaoguidouzhizhewoni!”

“gongzuoshiwu!chunshugongzuoshiwu!”

tapaizhexiongfu,jiuchazhitianfashile。

“nifangxin!wobaozheng!baozhengyuanmanjiejue!jueduibujizuzhitianmafan!”

neibeichengzuo“sanyaobahao”degouhunxiaohuo,zaiduibanshiyuan**jieduzhoufashihou,likehuanshangyifutaohaodexiaorong,xiaosuibudinuodaoleluyunsumianqian。

tacuozheshou,yaodoukuaiwanchenglejiushidu,nahaiyoubanfenzhiqianlingduishideniubihonghong。

“陆,陆**……”

tayuqibeiwei,shengyinlihaidaizhediankuqiang。

“shizaishibuhaoyisi,yewubujing,yewubujing,jinintianmafanle。”

“ninkan……ninxiangenwolaizheibianzuozuo?hekoucha,wo,womashangjininxiangbanfa!”

luyunsushangxiadaliangzheta。

zheixiaohuozikanqilainianjibuda,lianshanghaidaizheweituodezhiqi,cikequemanlianchourong,xiangjilegangbeijiafangtongmasanbaihuihe,haiyaopeixiaoliandeyifangshechu。

neiyukuwuleidebiaoqing,neiweifangdaibenbodexinsuan,shunjianjiuchuozhongleluyunsuneiketongweidagongrendexin。

taxinlineidianbeiqiangxingzhongduanxiujiadeyuanqi,dunshixiaosanledaban。

“行吧。”

tatanlekouqi,yemeiduojijiao,genzhetazoujinlepangbiandeyuangongxiuxishi。

318haorumengdashe,shoujiaomalidijitaduanlaiyibei……maozheqipaodebingzhenyinliao。

“lu**,ninshaoanwuzao,zheishiwomendifu**de‘wangyouqipaoshui’,kouganjijia。”

tayibianshuo,yibianhaishifengoutuidiraodaoluyunsushenhou,shenchuliangzhishou,yinqindijitanieqilejianbang。

lidao……jingranhaibucuo。

luyunsuheleyikouqipaoshui,bingliangdeyetihuaruhoulong,daizheyigudandandeguoxiang,queshitishenxingnao。

tashufudikaozaishafashang,xiangshouzhezheituruqilaide“vipdaiyu”,hendadudibailebaishou。

“不急。”

“tongshitianyadagongren,wonenglijie。”

“wozaizheierxiuxiyixia,ninonghaolejiaowo,bawononghuiqujiuxing。”

318haowenyan,gandongdeyanleidoukuaixialaile。

takelianbabadiyongxiuzimolemogenbenbucunzaideyanlei,gengyandao:

“jie!nizhenshirenmeixinshan!nijiushiwodezaishengfumu!”

“nifangxin!woxianzaijiuquxiangbanfa,yidingbaninananquanquandisonghuiqu……”

tahuahaimeishuowan,xiuxishiwai,banshiyuan**jieneiqijibaihuaidepaoxiaoshengzaicitongguoduijiangjixiangchedating,liandaizhexiuxishidemenbandouzaizhendong。

“sanyaobahao!sanyaobahao!”

“niyoujiwogoulegeshenmewanyierguolai!”

“youyouyigerenlianshibieshibaide!yangshouweijin!niganjinjiwogunchulai!”

318haodebiaoqing,shunjianninggule。

neishiyizhonghunzazhezhenjing、juewang、yiji“laotianyenishibushizaiwanwo”defuzashenqing。

tazhenggerenxiangshibeileipileyiyang,jiangzaiyuandi,lianniejiandedongzuodouwangle。

“又……又一个?”

tanannanziyu,liansecanbairuzhi,yifutiantaledemoyang。

“wanle,wozheigeyuedegongzi……wodefangdai……”

taaihaoyisheng,yegubushangluyunsule,liangundaipadichonglechuqu。

luyunsuhaoqididuanzheqipaoshui,coudaoxiuxishidedanxiangbolichuangqian,jinjinyouweidikanleqilai。

zhijian318haobeibanshiyuan**jiejiuzheerduo,lingdaolelingyigenanrenmianqian。

neinanrenchuanzheyishenbitingdejiushijunzhuang,shenxingtingbarusong,jishibeiyiqunguihunweiguan,yemianwubiaoqing,ziyouyiguyuantingyuezhideqichang。

banshiyuan**jiezhizhe318haodebizi,tuomohengfeidinumazhe,erneijunzhuangshuaigezhishijingjingdizhanzhe,yanshenlengdan,fangfozhouzaodeyiqiedouyutawuguan。

luyunsu“gudong”yanxiayikoushui,shixianquelaolaodinianzaileneigenanrenshenshang。

kuanjian,zhaiyao,dazhangtui。

neijunzhuangchuanzaitashenshang,jianzhixiangshiliangshendingzuo,goulechuwanmeidedaosanjiaoshencai。

tademeiyanshensuiliti,bilianggaoting,bochunjinmin,junmeiderutongdaoxuefuzaodediaosu,bidianshilineixiedingliuaidouhaiyaohaokanshangjifen。

啧。

zheimeshuaidedashuaige,yebeigoucuolehun。

luyunsuxinlineizuihouyidianbupingheng,yechediyanxiaoyunsanle。

kenengshitadeyanshentaiguorelie,bujiayanshi。

neigeyizhimianwubiaoqingzhanzaineilidejunzhuangshuaige,xiangshiganyingdaoleshenme,turanpianguotou,shensuidemuguangjingzhundichaotazheibiankanleguolai。