第5章

jirenxianranshibeitangtangdefengyanfengyuhedaole,yebuganduoshuoshenme,yicinalechepiaoshanghuoche。

fuyantiaolegeshenqingduimiandeweizhi,zheirangzhibojianliangrencpfenaoaoluanjiao。

xiayitiaolebantian,zuihouxuanzezuodaopeichuduimian。

shangzongyiqian,tajingjirenzhuanmentidaoyaotaxiangbanfachaocp,biqizuidudepeichu,taqishigengxihuanqinchi。

keqinchinantuangangchudao,nvyoufenzhongduo,gentachaocpduizijimeishenmehaochu。

genfuyanchaocp,tayoumeishenqingfensiduo,zhinengxuanzepeichu。

qitajigerendoushisuibiantiaodeweizhi。

jimingyaodeweizhizaitangtangpangbian,takanyangzishixianggentangtangshuohua,jianduifangbishangyanjing,jiumeihangsheng。

luzongyijuranzuohuoche,yeshiquanwangtouyifenle。

主打的就是接地气。

xinghaobushijiejiari,jiemuyeshizaikaibohoucaishuoyaozuohuoche,meiyinqishenmesaodong。

zheigechexiangquanbeigongzuorenyuanzhanman,kehaiyouqitachexiangde。

jirenmingqidoutingda,haiyoufuyanzheigeyingdizai,cheshangfensibushao,buduanyoujirendefensicongqitachexiangpaoguolaiyaoqianming。

jiulianxiayizheigexinrendouyoufensi。

zhiyoutangtang,yigerenzuozaikaochuangdedifang,yongmaozigaizhelian,zaiwairenkanlai,jiuxiangshibeidajidaolezhengzaiemo。

haoqi,tangtangzhendemeifensima?

woganggangqukanletadechaohua,limianquanshimaipiande,haizhenmeifensi。

zuomingxingzuodaozheifenshangzhenshimeisheile,ganjintuiquanba,yebuxiandiuren。

turan,yougenvshengyueguozhongzhongzhangai,laidaotangtangpangbian,qidaidekaikou:

“tangdianzhang,woshinidekeren,ninengjiwoqiangemingma?”

zhengzaibujuedetangtangzhengkaiyan,bamaozinakai,yilianmimangdekanzhezheigenvsheng。

tangdianzhu?keren?shenmewanyi?

jiantamanliankunhuo,nvshengnaixinjieshi:

“nibushikailegetangshiguapu,nishiguapudianzhang,wozainideguapuchiguogua,jiushinidekeren,womenhaiyougequnjiaochiguadecha,limianquanshichiguoguade。”

唐棠:“……?”

tahaishibulijie,jieguobaizhizhunbeiqianming,suikouwen:“qianshenme?”

nvshengxinxidao:“neige,wohenpeifunizheimehuimaren,wodeshiyouyougongzhubing,tiantianrangwomenbangtazuozheigezuoneige,ninengxieyijuhuabangwomatama?”

zheigejiandan,tangtangmeitouyitiao,xiaosahuishouzaizhishangxiedao:

gongzhufabingcaijiaogongzhubing,nidingduojiaoyejiqingxushikongzonghezheng。

nvshengxizizidijieguolai,daoleshengxielikaile。

弹幕这才反应过来:

bushishuotangtangchaohuaquanshimaipiandeme?zheizenmeyoufensi??

tangtangchaohuaqueshimeiren,danshitangdianzhuchaohuarentebieduo,limiangenjingshenbingyuanyiyang,quanzaifafeng。

qianminghainengzheimeqian,tingyouchuangyi,tangtanggentafensidoutingfengde。

qianmianbieluanshuo,womenbushifensi,womenzhishigechiguadechouleziren,tangdianzhuyongganfafeng,womenyongxiangsui。

youlediyige,jiuyoudierge。

buduanyourenlaizhaotangtangyaoqianming,yaodeqianmingqianqibaiguai。

“dianzhudianzhu,wozheiyibeizimeiyouyudaoguoshenmekunnan,ninengxiuruyixiawoma?”

tangtanghuishouxiexiawugezi——nigongziduoshao?

zheimingfensinazheqianming,kujijidezoule。

“dianzhu,niganbuganzailingchenyidiantoutouwangwoyinxingkalidaqian。”

tangtangtibixie——bieshuolingchenyidianle,lingchenduoshaodianwodoubugan。

meigelaiyaoqianmingde,yaoqiudouqianqibaiguaide。

zhongyusongzouzuihouyigekeren,tangtangpibeidikaozaikaobeishang,biyanzhunbeixiuxi。

gangbiyanbudaoyimiao,gelegeguodaodefuyanturanhanletayisheng,

“tangtang,genshenqinghuangeweizhi,tayunche,zhinengzuokaochuangdeweizhi。”

bushishangliangdeyuqi,ershizhijiemingling。

fuyanzhisuoyizheimeshuo,yegenyuanzhuyouguan。

gangcongxiangxiabeizhaohuilaishi,yuanzhumeijianguoshimian,yijiandaofuyan,bianbeitazhefu,buguanduifangyaoqiushenmedouhuimanzu。

suishuotaxianzaihaoxianggenyiqianbuyiyangle,kefuyanhaishiyouzixin,tabuhuijujueziji。

fuyanxiangdehenhao,tangtanggenshenqinghuangeweizhi,tazaigenjimingyaohuangeweizhi。

zheiyangbujinnengrangshenqingzuodaokaochuangdeweizhi,tayenenggenshenqingaizhezuo。

zheisuanpansheng,tangtanggezhegeguodaodoutingdaole。

tabunaidizhengkaiyanjing,zhijiekaima:

“wobushicaochuan,nidejianbiewangwozheifang。”

beiduileyiju,fuyanliansebushihenhao,zheihaishitadiyicijujueziji。

henhao,xiangyongzheizhongfangfaxiyintazhuyi,zheizhongnvrentajianduole。

fuyanshenxiyikouqi,yuqibingleng:“nigenshenqingshijiemei,chumenzaiwaiyinggaihuxiangzhaogu,taxianzaibushufu,nibuyinggaizuoxieshenmema?”

shenqinglianqueshiyouxiefabai,tangtangkanleyiyanbianshouhuiyanshen:

“daodebangjia?womeidaode,suibianbangjia,buguowoqueshinengzuodianshenme。”

shuowan,tataochuyigedongxizhijierengleguolai。

fuyantaishoujiezhu,kanqingchushishenmehou,kanxiangtangtangdeyanshenxiangshiyaoshengchitayiyang。

shexiangtoulajin,wangyouyekanqingchule。

是晕车药。

“youbingjiuquchiyao,biezaijiemianqianfadian。”

zheijuhuashuowan,chexiangliqifengenggangale。

peichumianluxiane,guoran,zheigenvrenyidiantonglixindoumeiyou。

chunluren,tangtangzhendemeisuzhi,huangeweizhizenmele?youbushiyaoletademing。

neinijiaowodiezenmeyang,youbushiyaolenideming,benlaijiushitangdianzhuchoudaodeweizhi,pingshenmehuan?

fuyanyetingexinde,huanweizhijiusuanle,shuohuaneimebukeqi,gendieweinanyiyang。

womenfuyingdizenmenile?gentangtangzheizhong***shuohuaneimekeqiganma,shuoshenmetazhaozuojiushi。

shishishi,nibayoudaojinguoli,kankanshiyoujianhaishinijian。

zuizhongshenqingyemeichiyuncheyao,tawenroudishuozijihedianshuijiuxingle。

jiantazheimetongqingdali,fuyanduitangtangdeyanegengshenle。

guoran,congxiaodifanglaiderenjiushimeijiaoyang。

shenxiyikouqi,fuyanjuedingluwanzheiyiqizongyi,huiqujiurangjialirenbahunyuequxiaole。

meicuo,yuanzhuhaimeizoudiudeshihou,liangjiayouhunyue。

buguozoudiuhou,shenjiajieshenqinghuijiahou,zheigehunyuemorenshishenqinggenfuyanle。

sheizhidaoyuanzhuhuibeizhaohuilai,zhidaohunyuehouyoubuxiangfangshou,liangjiadoutinggangade。

chekuaidaozhanshi,jimingyaoyouyuzaisan,haishixuanzebatangtangjiaoxing。

tangtangdazhehaqiandaoleshengxie,roulerouyanjingkanxiangchuangwai,xinshangfengjing。

jimingyaokanzhetadecelian,turanshuodao:“xiexie。”

tangtangmeitingqingchu,‘ng?’leyisheng。

jimingyaomangyaotou,xiaozheshuo:“meishi,buguonizaiwangshangshuoneimeduo,bupadezuirenma?”

zheijitianzheimewentaderentingduode,buguodoushijifeng,erjimingyaoxianranshizhendehaoqi,huayujianmeiyoueyi。

tangtangdehuidayezhengjingduole:

“fangxiagerendaode,xiangshouquederensheng。”