第5章
zheiyiwensuoyourendemuguangdoukanxianglinwanwan。
“nineidiansanjiaomaodegongfu，xiacibuyaochengneng。zheicimeishenmeshisuanshiwanxing。”weizhengmianwubiaoqingdedingzhudao。
“shenmemache？”laofurenlazhelinwanwandeshoumanyandanxin。
sanyiniangzuikuai，“laofuren，ninhaibuzhidaoni。zuoyeyouxingdeduiwuchuleluanzi，yiliangmachefalefeng，yankanjiuyaozhuangsiyimingnvtong，beiningxijiulexialai。laofuren，ninshuozheiduoweixiana！”
weianxiantoutouchelechezijimuqindeyijin，yizhuozirendoumeishuohua，nalilundaozijimuqinduozui。
guoranzaiweizhengpieleyiyanhou，sanyiniangyouxienankan，qieqiedebishanglezui。
“shenme？xiernizenmeyang？youmeiyoushoushang？”laofurenbianlelianse，wuzhexiongkou。
“zumu，xiermeishi，nikanxierzheibushihaohaodema。”
linwanwanxiaolexiao，younvrendedifangguozhenjiumeiyoubutoufengdeqiang，zuotianfashengdeshiqing，jintianjiuzaifulichuanbianle。
“nizheihaizizhenburangrenshengxina！wanyiyougehaodai，nijiaozumuzenmeban！”
sanyiniangyourenbuzhufuhe，“ningxi，nikeshilaofurendexintourou。mingjinguizhe，xiacikebunengzuochuzheizhongshile。”
“zumu，xierzhidaocuole。xiacibuzaizheimelumangle。”linwanwanguaiqiaodewozhelaofurendeshouyoukaishisajiao。
“qixiaojiezheiyeshijiurenxinqie。laofurenyixinxiangfo，xinhuaicibei。qixiaojieziyouzailaofurenshenbian，zenmenengrenxinjiansibujiu！”eryiniangbulushengsedehuayushuodelaofurenmeitoudoushuzhanleyixie。
sanyiniangbuxiedeqileyisheng，jiaxingxing！
“ningxi，zheishichufangzhuderencanjitang，nishenzihaimeidahao，dehaohaobubu。”sanyinianglianshangduizhechanmeidexiaorong。
“e，hao。”linwanwancongsanyiniangshoulijieguowan。
“chifanjiuhaohaochifan，bushuohuameirenbanidangyaba！”weizhenglianshangyouxiebunaifan，xiansanyiniangguozao。
sanyiniangweiqu，danyebuganzaikaikou。
zhuozishangzheicaianjingxialai，zheidunfanchideyouxieganga。
chiwanfan，gefangdouzhunbeihuigezidewuli。weizhengliuxialinwanwan。
“ningxi，mingrihuangshangshouchen，nisuiwojingong。”
“hao。”linwanwandiantou。
huangyana，zheimegaodashangdechanghehaochihaowandekendingbushao，linwanwanxinlihaiyouxieqidai，dezengzhangzengzhangzijidejianshi。
“ningxi，jinlegongkebubizaijia，yaoshoulianyixie。”
zheizhongchangheshaobulehuangzilingrui，weizhengduinveraimulingruidechizhenghaishiyouxietouteng，zhibudingyouchushenmeyaoezi。
“die，xierzhidao。yidingguaiguaidaizaininshenbian。”
haochihaohe，haiyoubiaoyankekan，sheihaixiapao。
zicongzhuilouhou，nversihubianlexuduo，jiashangzuoyejiurenzheishi。weizhengzuishangbushuo，xinlihaishizanxude。hufuwuquannv，yishengdiedie，funvzhijianyeqinjinlexuduo。
linwanwanxiangqiawang，“duile，diedie，fuliyoudiushenmedongxima？”
“没有，怎么了？”
“哦，没什么。”
qishizaoshang，weizhengyijingjiaqiangfulidejiebei，zuoyejieshangfashengdeshiqing，youjixiangxianshiyebushiouran。
buzishaomanxiedesanyiniangtingjianleweizhengdehua，luguoeryiniangdeshihou，renbuzhujiqiaodao，“renguizizhi，xiangwojiuanfenshouji，zuohaobenfen。kebuhuirangzijidenverqugendinvqiangdongxi，yebuzhaozhaojingzi，nengzhengdeguoma！”
eryiniangmianbugaise，xiangshimeitingjianyiban。
“furen，xiaojie。nikansanfurenneizuilian。”chunxueqibuguo，duoleduojiao。
“chunxue，yuelaiyuemeiguijule！”weiminrouhechileyisheng。
“nubibugan。”chunxuedixiatou。
“furen，nishuoqixiaojiezheizhendezhuanxinglema？xianqianyemeiyouzailaotaitaimianqianwulaiminrouxiaojie，zuoyeyoudafashanxin，buguxingmingjiuren。zheixiekedoubuhuishiqixiaojiehuizuodeshiqing。”sihoueryiniangdemamashuochuxinlidecaiyi。
“chunxueyeshizheiyangjuede。zheijiriganjueqixiaojieshuaihuailenaozi。”
“niang——”weiminroukanzhezijidemuqin。
“shibushizhuangde，yihoujiuzhidaole。buguotazheibianlianbiandetaikuai，rangrenzhuomobuding。rouer，nihaishidetifangxie，yimiantabeihoushuashenmexinyan。niangzheiyibeiziweiquqiuquan，zhixiwangninengchengxinruyi。”
“furen，xiaojienengjiajihuaiwangjiuchengxinle。”chunxuedaqudao。
“haoa，chunxueniganxiaowo。”weiminrouxiuhonglelian。
“buganbugan。nubizhishishuoshihua。”
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linwanwanyuweizhengzuozaimacheshangyitongjingong。
weizhengbimuyangshen，linwanwanzhenghaoyemeishenmekeshuode，liaoqilianzi。yilushangkanzhefengjing。
xialemache，henkuailaidaohuanggongzhudian。gezhonghuangjinyuqibaishe，lianbiliangshangdouyongjinfenbaoshixiangqian，jijinshehua。
linwanwangenzhefuqinruzuo，gongbitaijianzaixijianmangliuzhe。
henkuaizhengzhulaohuangdichuxian，zaichangderenyizhenkoubai。suiranlaohuangdishuoshijiayan，rangdajiabubijuli，kesheigandangzhenni！
轮流送礼拍拍马屁。
linwanwanmangzhepinchanggezhonggaodianmeishi，turanganjuejiaoluoliyoudaolengmoyinsendemuguangzhengdingzheziji。
linwanwantaimouwangqu，ranhouyouyangzhuangzhendingdeyikaimuguang，xindizaoyifanqiyisiliangqi。
pianpijiaoluolidebushibieren，zhengshiyijingshaleyuanzhuweiningxidebaiyi。
zhishiyigeluopozhizi，jinrinengcanjiazheiyangdeyanxi，weiyideliyouyejiushixianshidashengguokuanhourenci。gongbishenzhidoumeiyoujitazhunbeiyizi，tajiuzheiyangpantuizuozaidishang。mianqiandezhuoshangyezhiyoulianggeshipan。
baiyipifuhenbai，shoulianlemouzidehenla，zhenggerenkanshangquchanruowuzhu，yifurenchuwuhaidemoyang。
laohuangdimianduizheiayufengchengliuxupaimatiantianjiandechangmian，yemeishenmexinyi。gancuizouzouchangmianjiulixiqulehougong。
huangdiyizou，qifenjiuhuoyuelexie。
guanchangshangnilaiwowangmianbudelehanxuan。weizhengyuzaixiangzailiaotian。
linwanwanyibianchizhehaochide，yibianxinshanglingrentiaowu，tazhixiangzaodianjieshuhuiqu，libaiyizheigemotouyuanyuande。
zheishi，yigewudasancuyingyangguoshengdepangzidaxiaozhezouleguolai。
“weiqixiaojie，jinrinanbuchengshihaixiule。duziyirenzaizheihemenjiu，lai，wopeini。”zheigepangzishiwuhuangzi——wuwanglingheng，manliandehengrouxiaodeyouxiezhandou，feihoudezuichunshuohuajiantuomohengfei，youninideyanshenbuhuaihaoyirangrenyane。
“wuwangdianxia，wobuhuihejiu。”
linwanwanzuozhemeidong，chelechezuijiaojichuyisixiaorong，zijidejiubeidoumeidong，nineizhiyanjingkanjianwohemenjiule，henimeidemenjiua！
“zenme，weiqixiaojieshipashierdichicu？”linghengweikongtianxiabuluan，jingranzhijieyaohe，“shierdi，weiqixiaojiezhixiangheniheyibeini！zhikexijinriminrouxiaojiemeilai，buranshierdizuoyongyoubao，yanfubuqian！gegewokeshixianmusinile。”