guwantanggangzhengkaiyan，faxianzijijingranzaishuili！
tajiusuanshiyudaoshiyanshibaozhasileyegaixiadiyuba，zheizaishuilipiaozheshishenmegui？
qiushengdebennengrangtapobujidaidihualaleliangxia，naihe……taipangle。
shentibushoukongzhidiwangxiachen，yishiyezhujianmohu……
turantingjian“putong”yisheng，youzhongwuluojinshuili，jisuchaozhetazheibianyouguolai。
jinjiezheyizhijingshouyoulidebeibangjiangtadeshenzilaoqilai，xunsuwanganbianyouqu。
……
“咳咳咳”
guwantangmengtuchuyikoushui，zheicaikanqingjiumingenrendexiangmao。
yanqiandenanrenmianruguanyu，lianbulunkuolengjiaofenming，zhangzhangdejiemaochuixia，zaiyanjianchutouxiayipianyinying，mouzisihantanbanyoujiguleng。
haosishubenzhongsuomiaohuidebaimianshusheng。
yishidaoduifangjiuleziji，tamangzhengsedao:“zheiweigongzi，duoxienijiulewo……”
nanrenjiantaxingguolai，meiyanweidong，sihushisonglekouqi，lianshanghuifuyiguandeqinglengbiaoqing，zhuanshenlikai。
guwantangshenchushou:“qingdengyixia！”
……wohaimeishuoyaoyishenxiangxuni。
nanrenqueliantoudoumeiyouhui。
“bushi！jiusuanbuyishenxiangxu，yekeyiyongbiedefangshibaodaa……”guwantangzhuanyankanjiannanrenzouluzishiyouxieqiguai。
zaiyixikan，zheicaifaxiantadeyoutuisihuyouxiebo，kanshangquyinggaishichennianjiushang。
taxiangyebuxiangtuokouerchu:“weilebaoda，wokeyizhihaonidetui。”
zheiyici，nanrenguoranbuzaiwudongyuzhong，tatingxiajiaobu，banshang，caihuiguotoulai。
yanzhongmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdejingxi，fanerchongmanlechaofenglengyi，xiangshizaikanyigeshazi。
“guwantang，nishizaixiuruwo，haishixiuruniziji？”
guwantangyileng，kanbuqirenshiba？
takeshitangtanghuaguoguoyishengshoulizichengdeguanmendizi，suyoumiaoshouhuichundemeiming！
zhengdasuankaikou，turannaozixiangzhakaiyiyangtong，guwantangyingningyisheng，tengdeziyaliezui。
shenwenjingzhiyiweitayouzaizuoxi，yandimanshichaofeng，lengzhelianzhuanshenlikai。
tongyishijian，guwantangdenaohaizhongyecuanchuledaliangmoshengdejiyi。
zijijingranchuanyuechenglexunchaodeyigexiaocungu！
yuanzhuemingzaiwai，shishilibaxiangchulemingdeedufeipo，zhengrilidoumaoregouzhaorentaoyan，zaijiayebushoudaijian，liantaqingmeizhumadeweihunfudouyanexianqita。
yuanzhusuiranzuotianzuodi，danshiduiweihunfuxinshangrenqueshizhendehao，toutoucongjialinaqiantiebujiejijiusuanle，haigezhongwudixianguitian，chenglecunlideyidaxiaohua。
zheicijiushiyinweiyuanzhufaxianzijide“haoguimi”hexinyujingransixialigouyinweihunfu，zheicaibarenjiaochulaixiangyaozhiwenduifang。
sheizhidaohexinyuzhijiesipolian，mayuanzhuyoufeiyouchoupeibushangxiucaiweihunfu，haibatatuiheliyansile。
“guwantang！nishizaishitaiguofenle，yiqiannijiumeishaominglianlideqifuxinyu，zheicigengguofen，jingrantuitaxiahe，nizheishiyaohaisitaa！”
“bieyiweizheiyangjiunengyinqiwodezhuyi，nigenshenwenjinglouloubaobaodeshiqing，cunlirendoukanjianle，nigebushoufudaodejianren，woyaogennituihun！”
guwantangyitaiyan，jiukanjianweihunfupeiyanchenuqichongchongerlai。
tashenhouhaigenzhehunshenshitoudehexinyu，cishizhengrouruodiaiqiuta:“peidage，nibiezheiyang……wantangtakendingbushiguyide，douguaiwozijimeizhanwen。”
“xinyu，nijiushitaishanliangle，doudaozheizhongshihoujingranhaititashuohua！”
peiyanchegengshengqile，zhijieanzhuyaolatadehexinyu，chongshanglaitaishoujiuyaojiguwantangyibazhang。
ranerguwantangsudubitagengkuai，tiaoqilaiwenzhunhenjizhananlianshangshanleyibazhang。
“ni！”peiyancheshale，manlianbukezhixin。
“nishenmeni！niqinyankanjianwotuitale？”guwantangbaozheshoubeilengxiao:“tuihunshikendingde，danbushinituiwo，ershi，woxianzaibuyaonile！”
裴言撤一脸惊呆。
zheigefeipotaganshuotabuyaota？
peiyancheyouqiyounu，zhizheguwantangdebizi，shoudouzaidou:“nigebuyaoliandejianren，doubeirenmoleshenzi，haigandawo……a！”
youyibazhangxiaqu，zheicizhijiejitayadoushandiaole。
guwantangshuaileshuaifamadeshou，lengliandao:“bishangnidegouzui，zairangwotingjianyigejianren，wojiniyaquanshandiao！”
hexinyuwuzhulianjinghu:“wantang，nifenglema，nijingrangandapeigege，takeshidushuren！”
guwantangweiweimiqiyan，“wobuzhidata，haiyaoshoushinini！”
zheilianggegounannvantongqukuanhaihaisilenvzhu，tajiranzhanlerenjiashenzi，dangranyaotirenjiachutou！
hexinyuyanjingdouranzhengda，xinlidunshishentibuhaodeyugan，zhuanshenjiuyaopao。
guwantangquexianyibuzhuaizhuta，“nibushishuowotuinixiashui？jirandoubeirenzheimemale，wobuzhaozuoqibushikuile！”
“……nixiangganma！”hexinyuhedejianjiao，huarongshise。
guwantangweiweiyixiao，“dangranshichuainixiahege。”
“a！nifengle！nifangkaiwo！”hexinyuzhangyawuzhua，quebeiguwantangqingyijiuanzhuleshoujiao。
紧接着一个大摆尾。
“啊！”
yishengqilicanjiaohou，hexinyuzaikongzhongchengpaowuxianbeichuaijinheli，shuihuadoujianqilaisanzhanggao。
“xinyu！”peiyanchejideyanjingdouhongle:“guwantangnitaiguofenle，jingrangandangzhewodemianqifuxinyu，nilikexiaqujiuren，fouzewojiuzaiyebuhuiyuanliangni！”
guwantangkanzhetadeyanshenxiangshikanyigezhizhang。
peiyancheyijiulizhiqizhuang:“nilikequbaxinyujiushanglai，zaijiwomenkesangetoudaoqian……”
“woshibushijinilianle？”guwantangyijiaojiangtachuaixiaqu。
peiyanchejingzhunwuwubeichuaidaolehexinyupangbiandeweizhi。
guwantanghuiyihuiyixiu，shenzanggongyuming。
peiyanchebuhuiyouyong，lianzheqianglehaojikoushui。
“wantang，wocuole……woganggangshitaishengqile，woshiainide……gududu……”
guwantangyuanbenzhengdasuanzoudejiaobumengdiyidun，huitoukanta——