“wodeniange^，nijiuzheimesile，rangwozenmegendangjiadejiaodaia。”
“wuwuwu，baobaohaipa……”
“嘤嘤嘤嗝~”
siruyunbeichaodebuxing，zhengyanjiujianzijitangzaikengli，kengwaiguileyidaliangxiaotileihengliudegudairen。
shenmeqingkuang？tajingmengdaozijibeiyijiasankoukusang！
zheishi，lianggezhuanghanzoulai，xianedipieleyankenglita。
“yo，zheisilaotaishisibumingmu？chouzheyetaiherenle。”
“dasaowomenlaibangnibarenganjinmaile，buranganbushangzaitianheizhiqianjincun。”
liangzhuanghanshuoba，tiqichanzijiuwangkengligaitu。
“咳咳咳……”
haiyiweizijizaiemengzhongdesiruyuncubujifangxiruyikouchentu，qiangdeyibiankesouyibiancongkenglipachulai。
这梦也太真实了吧？
siruyunmolebayanjiaokechudelei，zaitaitoukanshizhijianliangzhuanghantanruanzaidilianseshabai，furenbaozhehaiziqieqiekanta。
“老娘，你没死？”
siruyunzhizhezijidebizi：“nishishuowo，wo……”
tahuashuodaoyiban，renjiulengzhule。
“wodeshouzenmebianchengzheiyangle？”kanzhezhoubabayouhuangyoulaodeshuangshou，siruyunzhijuedezijirenmale。
“laoniang，nideshuangshouyizhidoushizheiyanga。”
shuowan，furenyouwuhuilaoniangshixianqishoushangzhanleniba，danxintafaqipiqimeiwanmeile，manghuangzhangdeyaoqudashui。
“erxizheijiuqujilaoniangdashuixishou。”
siruyunkuaibuyueguota，“wozijiqu！”
shiyubuzhiwaijiuyoujiangliu，siruyunkanzheshuimianshangyingzhaochulaitongyangzhoubabachouxixidelaotaitailian，naozhongkaishichuxianlinglingsuisuideyixiejiyi。
tayigexiandaiqinqinkenkenchikunailaodedagongren，haoburongyicungoumaifangdeqian，quezaihuaqianmaifangdeqianyitianwanshangyijuechuanyuechenglegudailaotaitai！
laotaitaixingsi，jiaoshenmemingzimeijiyi，fanzhengdajiadoujiaotasilaotaitai。
weirenzhuanhengbadao，pingrilimeishaocuomoerxiheyishuangsunzisunnv，duizijiarenshangqieruci，duitongcunrenjiugengbietiduobahule。
bangeyueqian，shanhongdaozhinishiliuxiji，sishangwushu，xingcunzhebeipotashangtaonanzhilv。
laotaitaichibudeku，jintianjinghouzhelianpixiangcenglaoguanfudelvche，laoguanfupabeitachanshang，pailvpigujiasuyingshibataconglvcheshangshuailexialai。
zici，laotaitaiyimingwuhu。
多行不义必自毙！
laoqianpohuaishizuojuesibuzuxi，kexianzaitashanglelaoqianpodeshen，yihougairuhezichu？
siruyunkanzhebishuijiangliu，yaoyaxianggancuiyitouzhajinqusidiaosuanle。
xinkudagongzhuanqianmeijihuihuajiusuanle，hairangtachuanyuechengwushiduosuidelaotaitai。
quedadedelaotaitainengyouduozhaorenhen？tajiaozhitouxiangxiangdoujuedeganga！
silesuanle，silezhongkaiyiju。
xinlizheimexiangzhe，tajiaoxiahuanhuanwangshuiliyidong。
hude，yizhinuanhuhudexiaoshouzhuazhuletadeshouzhi。
ditouzhijiansongbaobaoyangzheyilianqieqie，“nai，aniangwennihaolemei，gai……gaiganlule。”
songbaobao，tadedasunzi，wusuixiaomengwa，chushengshibaibaipangpangde，kexizheixienianmeishaobeiyuanzhunvechinvehe，yizhiyuxianzaikushoulahuang。
siruyunxinshenglianmin，tayaoshiyitouzhashuilisile，yuanzhuneigeyuxiaoyouyoubaoliqingxiangdeerzikendinghuidasizheisankelianmuziba。
huoxushishangtiankeliantamen，cairangzijizhanlezheilaoqianpodeshenzi，rangtamenmianshouzheiyijienan。
suanle，zijihaishilaoshihuozheba。
jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，laoqianpozuodenie，tamanmanhailejiushi！
“ai。”tatanleyikouqi，fanshouqianzhesongbaobaowanghuizou。
songbaobaoxiaoduantuidadadajingenshence，heiyaoshibandexiaoluyanyizhidingzheqianzaiyiqidedaxiaoshou。
奶竟然牵他了！
naideshoubingliangliangde，youdiancucao！
“zheidoumeisicheng，zheilaotaipomingkezhenda。”
“dasaojiushixinruan，yaoshizaodianbarenmaile，wanghoujiunengshaochixiekutou。”
“liangweidagexiuyaohushuobadao，laoniangbushieren，tazhishipiqibutaihao。”
liangzhuanghankanzheruannuowenshundezhaoshi，renbuzhuyaotouhaixiangquanshuoxieshenme，quejianlaotaitaihuilaile，ganjinbizui。
“zouzhe！”liangrenshuaishouxianzouyibu。
siruyunsongkaisongbaobao，jiangbuduodexinglidoubeizijishenshangle。
“laoniang！”zhaoshiheleyitiao，shenshouqiangduo，“laoniangnishenticaihao，rangerxinajiuxingle。”
“niqianzhewaba，shengdehuangjiaoyelingzoudiule。”
siruyunxianzainaoziliyituanzao，bingbuxiangduofeikoushe，beizhexinglijiuzou。
haozaitanianjisuida，shentisuzhihaisuankeyi，jiaobububizhuanghanman。
yilushang，siruyunyexiangqileneiliangzhuanghandemingzi，fenbiejiaosongshanhesonghai，genyuanzhujiashuyutongzongtangqinguanxi，shuoqilaizheiliangrengaijiaotayishengdanainai，erbushisilaotaitai！
silaotaitai，silaotaitai。
buzhidaodehaiyiweishizaimata。
jinganmangan，zhongrenzhongjiuhaishimeinengzaitianheizhiqiangandaocunzi。
songshanhesonghaibiemendizhaolegeshugendaotoujiushui，zhaoshizizedidaoqian，ranhoukaishimanghuoshenghuo，congxinglilitaochusigebing，qizhonglianggejisongshanxiongdi，yigejisiruyun。
shengxiadeyigebaisanfen，dadejisongbaobaoheyizhiduozaitashenhoudesongmianmian。
mianmianshiyigedanxiaorushudexiaoguniang，sansuilehaibuhuishuohua，yiyoudongjingjiuwangtaniangshenhouduo，yizhiyusiruyunzhijinduitaweiyideyinxiangjiushikusangkudaodage。
“aniang，baobaochideshao，jini。”
songbaobaokanzhebibazhanghaixiaoqueshisanfenlizuidademianbing，chandekoushuizhiliu，quehaishidichuqujitaniang。
zhaoshixinweidimolemotadetou，“anianghedianshuijiubaole，baobaohaiyaozhangshenti，baobaochiba。”
songmianmianmengdongdikankangegeyoukankananiang，yushiyebazijidebingtuilechuqu。
zhaoshiyemomotadetou，rushituiju。
kanzhemuzisanrentuilaisongqu，siruyunzhijuenaodaigengtengle。
就她一个大坏人呗！
tacaibuyaozuoedulaonianghaoba？
laoqianpobuzuorenzhongshieguo，tabixudexingshanjide！
bujinyaojide，haidebazheixienianlaoqianpokekoukuiqiandezhangdouhaishang！
xiwanglaotianyekanzaizheigefenshang，rangtaxiabeizitougehaotai，biedanghunshenzhoubadelaotaitaile。
“nimenchiba。”tajiangzijidemianbingdiudaozhaoshihuaili，qishenwangheichuzou。
zhaoshimeng，zheji，“laoniang，niquna？”
“拉屎。”
“aniang，naitaqulashi，tayinggaibueba？aniangnikuaichi！”songbaobaojiangbingsongdaozhaoshizuibian。
zhaoshijinbuzhubingxiangdeyou|huo，zhangzuiyaoleyikou，zuizhonghaishishebudequanchile，zhisixiayibanchidiao，shengxiadezhongxinfanghuibaoguoli。
siruyunjiezheyueguangcaizouchubuyuan，duzijiukaishigulugulujiaoleqilai。
taweiqudebiezuiyangtiankusu，“wuwu，wohaoe，zaozhidaohuichuanyuechengedulaoniang，wojiuxianbagouwucheqingkong，baqianhuaguang，zaizhaogenanrenhaohaoxiangshouyifanyushuizhihuan。”
tazaixiandaishiguer，liangejichengyichanderendoumeiyou，neimedayibiqiancunzaiyinxingkali，yebuzhidaozuihoubianyileshei。
【ding，pinxixixitongbangdingchenggong。】
huranxiangqideshengyinhedesiruyundalegejiling，zhijianyanqianchuxianyigeshuxidepinxixishangchengjiemian。
tachangshicaokongdakaigerenzhongxin，dingdanlishi、gouwuche、shouzangjia……
quangentaqianshishoujilidepinxixiyimoyiyang！
tadepinxixijingrangenzhetachuanyuele！
neitazaizheiligouwu，huichenggongma？