第1章
“pei，zhentanianghuiqi！neigexiaoguafuyaoshijiuzheimesile，wokedaodameile！”
lishihuheihuhudeshoulizhuazheyibaxianghui，miansetieqingdichuaikailezijiadechaifangmen。
yuanbenjiuyijingyaoyaoyuzhuidechaimenfachucierjianjiao，zheijudadeshengxiangquemeiyouchaoxingchaifangzhonghunshuidenvren。
lishihukanzhemanmianshixuedexiaoguafu，xiayishidiyanleyankoushui。
made，zheigexiaoguafuzenmeshengderucinenbai！yuanwuzhuodexuejibingmeiyourangtakanqilailangbei，neiyaoyandehongsefanerchenzhetayujiamingyandongren。
meiyoushijianzixiduanxiangxiaoguafu，tazuoshoufuqixiaoguafudebojing，youshouyibabashoulidexianghuiquananzailexiaoguafudehounaoshang。
xiaoguafuyingningleyishengmanmanzhengkaiyanjing，yishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjingbumanwuqi。
haotenga！tabushisilema？neikeshimguozuixindeyetizhadan！
qianyucileciya，daoxiyikouliangqi，haimeigaoqingchuyanqiandezhuangkuangjiuchadianrangyiguechoujixundezaiciyundao。
tataitoukanxianglishihu，yanzhongdewuqizhujiansanqu。
taqueshishisile，zhibuguobuzhidaoweishenmehunchuandaoleyanqianzheigemingkudexiaoguafushenshang。
renlaorenyuanjirendanghouniangyangxiaohaibushuo，xianzaihaibeipopotoutoumaijilezheigenianyu40degugualanhan。
“nizhongyuxingle，laoziduisirenkemeiyouxingqu！”
lishihuyizhangyouheichouloudelianguashangleyinxiao，fuzheqianyubojingdeneizhishouyebulaoshileqilai。
cucaodeshoufuguoqianyudehoubei，qianyujinbuzhudalegehanzhan，shentihaosibeiwushushechongshuyipaguoexinzhiji，nenbaidepifushangjipigedakekeliqi。
made，zheilaoguguapabushixiangduitayongqiangde！
qianyuyanshenyilinfanshouniezhulelishihudeshouwan。
“si，**，liqihaibuxiao！”
chitongdelishihuyanjingyideng，xiangshuaikaiqianyudeshou。quejingkongdifaxian，shouwanbeiyuenieyuejin，qingjizhixiayoushoushuaixiangqianyudelian。
qianyudedongzuoquegengkuai，xiuqidequantoulvxiandadaolelishihudelian。
lishihudeyoulianruzaozhongchui，mankouheiyahuangdong，zhenggerendoumengle。
qianyuchenjiyibatuikailishihuzhanqishenlai，shuangjiaohaiweizhanwenyanqianbianyizhenhunhua，youdiezuolehuiqu。
tingdaoqianyudediezuodehuiqudeshengyin，lishihutaiyankanxiangta。
yishuangsanjiaoyanmanbuxuesi，henhendidingzheqianyu。
“**，nijurandawo！nizhenshibuxianghuole！”
lishihurouleyixiatengtongbuyidezuolian，suishoulinguoyigenmugun。
mugunzaishoulidianledian，lishihulengxiaoyisheng：“wodaoyaokankanshinidegutouyinghaishiwodegunziying！”
qianyuyilianmorandikanzheyanqianzheigechouloudenanren，yanzhongdewenduyuelaiyueleng。
xiangyaolaoniangdeqingbai，tazhipameimingxiaoshou！
kandaoqianyuwudongyuzhongdeyangzi，lishihuqifengle，shoulidemugunhaobuyouyudihuixiangta。
qianyujiudiyigun，ranglishihupulekong，haichentawanyaozhijiyijiaochuaixiangtadetou。
“啊......”
lishihushoushangdezuolianzaicizaodaozhongchuang，tacanjiaoyishengdiukaimugunwuzhuzijidezuolian。
“jing、jing、ren，kuan，kuan，oubuda、dasini......”
lishihumankoushixuekouchibuqingdimazhe。
qianyuzuijiaoyichou，meiyoujitazaicichushoudejihui，yigeshoudaohenhendikanxiangletadebojing。
lishihuhaimeilaidejibazuilideyuxuetuchu，biandaodibuqi。
“hu，hu，hu......”qianyudakoudichuanzheqi。
zheijushentihaizhenshifei，buguojiushijiaoxunleyixiazheigeyinzei，tajingranjiujuedehunshensuantong。
haihaoqingbaibaozhule，zheiniandaiqingyujiushiyigenvrendeminggenzi。
hekuangtahaishiyigeguafu！
“nimenkuaidian！zaiwanneijianfu**kejiuyaopaole！”
qianyutingdaomenwaidexiangdong，yanshenweishan，limachengqishentitiaodaolechuangwai。
tadeshenyingganggangxiaoshi，“pa”diyishengchaifangmenyoubeirenchuaikaile。