第三章 偷鸡蛋

ruanjiaojiaomeilegulv,lianghaiziminggeqite,tazhiyaoanxindanghaohouniang,shibushideshuadianhaogandu,dadimeijiniantabiannengchixiangdehelade,ruoshilianghaizizhengqiyixie,tadounengzaizheixiangzhouchenglihengzhezoule,daoshihoutadingyaotiyuanzhu,quqisineigezhenqianjinheruanjia!

zheimeyixiang,ruanjiaojiaoanxinshuixiale。

meihaodeweilaili,yidianmeidaikaolvlianghaizidedie。

geriqingchen,ruanjiaojiaoxinglaideshihou,liehuyijingmeilerenying。

chulewuzi,lianggexiaohaiyijingguaiguaiqiaoqiaodezuozaizhuozishangchifanle。

ruanjiaojiaotaitoukanlekantianse,zheiyinggaiyejiuqidianzuoyouba……gudaixiaohaierdouqizheimezaoma?tahaidasuanjinrijilianghaizidazhanshenshou,rangtamenchangchangzijideshouyini。

dabaoyijianruanjiaojiaochulai,yuqiweizhan:“dieshuole,ruoshiwoheerbaochuleshenmeshiqing,dieraobuleni。”

阮娇娇:……

tachoulechouzuijiao,weixierendexiaohaizuitaoyanle。

“xiaoerbao!nidanzifeile,ganlaiwojiatoujidan!wojintianbixuyaotixiaoyuyehaohaodejiaojiaoniguiju!”

men“peng”deyishengbeituikai,yigeshenzhezangqingmabuyifudenvrenqiayaozoulejinlai。

ruanjiaojiaoyizhemenkuang,niutoukanqu,xiaoerbao……haoxiangshitaxiaoerzidemingzi,neixiaoyuyejiushineiliehudemingzile。

takegangxiangzheruhenengshuayibohaoganduni,zheijiuyourenshangganzhesonglaijihuile。

dabaoshenshou,jibiantadeshenbanyemeijiliangrou,yeyaobashouxiaodeerbaohuzaishenhou。

“nizheiyouniangshengmeiniangyangdexiaohunzhang!nianjibuda,guanshixueneitoujimogoudemendang!”furenshuozhe,luqixiuzijiuzhunbeishangqianlailacheerbao。

erbaoxiaoxiaodeshenziyigejingerdewangdabaoshenhouduo:“womeiyou!jidanshigoushengzijijiwode,bushiwotoude!”

dabaobaojinerbao,lahuangdelianshangmanshijueqiang:“erbaomeiyoutou!”

neifurenyijiandabaorucimoyang,gengjiashengqile,guoquyibachekaidabao,taishoujiuwangdabaode**shangshanleliangbazhang:“nizheigexiaotuzaizi,nanbuchengnihaigandaniershenbucheng!”

“wa——nishihuairen,buzhunnidawogege!”yuanbenduozaidabaoshenhoudeerbao,yijianzijigegebeidale,wojinlexiaoquantou,kuhanzheshangqianchuidaershendetui。

“haonimenlianggexiaotuzaizi,yigegededoufanletianlebucheng!”furenqidexiongpuzhiqifu,sixiayikan,kuaibuzoudaoqiangjiao,caoqisaoyuanzidesaobachaozheliangxiaohaierjiudaleguoqu。

yijianneifurennaqilesaoba,dabaolianmangzhuanshen,baerbaolaolaodehuzaishenxia。

ruanjiaojiaojuedeshijichabuduole,tazhishixiangshuahaogandu,youbuxianglianghaizizhenbeizheifurenda,tajiaojianyiti,yigexiaoshizibianchaozheliujinhuatuiwandaqu。

“a!”liujinhuayuanbenchongxianglianghaizideshentiyixiaguizailedishang。

“wozheimedagerenhaizaizheierni,ersaozendejiupobujidailaizuoxiaoyuyedezhule?”

liujinhualengzhu,niutouyikan,zheicaifaxianyizaimenkuangshangderuanjiaojiao。

“buguoersaozendetuijiaohaibulisuoleni,kuaiqilaiba,mianderangpangrenkanjianhaidangshinijiliangzhizixingdalini。”ruanjiaojiaoxiaomimideshuodao。

liujinhuahuiguoshen,henhenwanleruanjiaojiaoyiyan,suihoucainumaxiaodabao:“nizheihaizishigesidea,buzhidaoguolaifuwoqilai!”

xiaodabaoxiaoxindekanleyiyanruanjiaojiaodeshense,jianruanjiaojiaolianshangguazhetacongweijianguodexiaorong,xinzhongyihuo,zouguoqujiangliujinhuafuqilai。

liujinhuaquezhetuiqilai,yibianzouyibianhaiqiguaideniutouqukanganggangdiedaodedifang,dishangyoumeishiziyoumeikengde,zijihaoduanduandezenmehuidiedaoni?

dengzoudaozhuobianzuoxia,liujinhuameihaoqidefukaixiaodabao,suihoucaiyinyangguaiqideduizheruanjiaojiaoshuodao:“dimeijinerdaoshixiqi,qilegedazao。”

zheishilibaxiangdedouzhidaoyuanbenyaojiajixiaoyuyedeshiwangjiaerya,kelinjiaguolaideqianjitian,zheiwangjiaeryahuranpaoquchengli,renhuileqindieqinniang,chengleruanjiaqianjin,erruanjiaojiaozheigedangchubaocuodejiaqianjin,jingranbeiruanjiadeyangdieyangniangqiangbizhe,tiwangeryajiajilexiaoyuye。

ruanjiaojiaozheishizhibuzhanyangchunshuide,meirishuidaorishangsangancaiqilai,shenmehuojiyebuzuo,shichulemingerdelanponiang,jinerdaoshizhuanlexingzi。

ruanjiaojiaomeidaliliujinhua,zhijiezouguolai,jiangliangxiaohaieryutagekaiyixie。

jianzhuang,liujinhuayuqizaidubushanqilai:“nixiaoerzicuanduogoushengtouwojiajidan,zheishierniyaoshibupeiwojiashigejidan,wojiuzhaolizheng,rangcunliderendoukanjinzijiadejidan,mianderangzheixiaozeihanjitoulequ!”