di001zhang：chuanyuedalibao
tachuanjinleyibenxiuxianwenli，chenglenanzhujiaodeedushizun。
jieshouwanyuanzhujiyideyanyu，kanzhenanzitoudingruoyinruoxian，xianshihaogandu-70（chouhen）dexianhongxuetiao，wozhebishoudeshouyouxiedou。
zheisuanshenme？chuanyuedalibao？！
zheigemeinanmingweibeimingxiao，qianbainiannandeyijiandechunyangzhiti，tianshengwanmobuqinxiesuiburu，huaneryanzhi，duibeimingxiaolaishuo，xiulianjinjiejihushimeiyoupingjingde，yinweitameiyouxinmo，genbenwuxuguowenxinzheiyiguan。
zheiyangdeta，napazhishigepuputongtongdelinggen，yehuibeigedamenpaidangzuozhongdianpeiyang，kepianpianzheirenshisishuxingdeweilinggen，jihuwufaxiulian。
但也只是几乎而已。
zhiyouyanyuzhidao，beimingxiaodeneibeizhongrenshiweifeiwudeweilinggen，shijishangshixiuzhenjiecongweichuxianguodechengzhangxinglinggen，kaitouxiulianhennan，keyidanburuzhenggui，suizhelinggenyibubujinjie，zuihouhuichengweibihuizixingxiuliandechaolinggen，haiyaokongbudecunzai。
erbeimingxiaoyehuiyishirenjingtandesudu，yibubucongzhujimaixiangdujie，zuihouchengweiwannianlaixiuzhenjiefeishengdiyiren。
erta，zheigebeimingxiaomingyishangdeshifu，jiushitalinggendiercijinjiedejipin。
jinguanchengshouzhewanxinzhitong，kebeimingxiaodemianshangquemeiyouyisitongkudeshense。taditoukanlexiaxiongkoujianjianyichudexue，bochunyangqijifengdehudu：“shifuruoshizaidouxiaqu，zheixintouxuejiubaifeile。”
tingdezheihua，yanyuhuileshen，yuanzhushizenmezuolaizhe？
哦对，舔、吸……
yanyudunshiyijiang，zhenggerendoubuhaole，zhei……zheimeseqimanmandeme？
quxintouxueyejiubale，haiyouxiyoutiande，zhidaoderenmingbaitashizaihexintouxue，buzhidaode，haiyiweishimouzhongyundongqiandeqianxini！
kanzhebeimingxiaoxiongkoudexue，yanyuhaishiyingzhetoupicouleguoqu。
zheijiahuokanzheshiganggangzhuji，shijishangqueyijingjielejindan，jinrulejindanqi，zhengtuozheixuantiezhishifenfenzhongdeshiqing。
ruoshibeitakanchupozhan，buyongdengdaosangeyuehou，tajikejiuhuimingsangdangchang。
zheiyeshitaweishenmeshoudoudexiangchoujin，yebugansongkaibishoudeyuanyin。
yanyuyingzhetoupiyidiandianchaotaxiongkoukaoleguoqu，meiyouwendaoxiangxiangzhongdexuexingwei，xiangfanhaidaizheyisi**rendexiangqi，bukuishitazheichunyinzhitidedabuyao。
ranerzheizhongjiushirenxue，zhangzaihongqixiadeyanyuguobulexinlineiyiguan，kexiangdaozijidexiaoming，tahaishishenchushetoutianletian。
咦，还有点甜。
jieshouchengdudunshigaolebushao，yanyuxianglexiang，taiqitoulaiqingqingchouchubishou，kanzheneishangkoudexueyidiandianzhizhu，zheicaiyouzhongxinfuleshangqu。
bukuishinanzhu，zheipifusihuayoudianguofen，tianshangquxiangshizaitianbuding！
yanyubileyan，yidianyidiantianzhe，shenmeyekanbudao，dunshijieshouchengdujiugenggaole，shenzhi……
还有点小享受。
xiongkouchuanlaisusumamadeyangyi，beimingxiaokanzheshenzheshetou，xiangzhimaoyiban，yidiandiantianzhetaxiongkouxuejideyanyu，beifazhedangxiadefengmouyouheidebujiandi。
yanyutiandezhuanxin，yagenmeiyouzhuyidao，beimingxiaotoudingneizhiyoutakejiandexuetiao，duanzandetiaodonglexia，cong-60youbianhuile-70。
kanzheguangjieruchudexiongtang，yanyumanyidetaiqitoulai，qingkeyisheng，xuezheyuanzhudekouwendao：“weishixinmoyijie，jinrishizuihouyiciqunixintouxue，wanghoubianbubirucile，niqiehuiquxiuxi，mingrikaishi，weishihuizhengshichuanshounixuantianzongdexinfa。”
patabuxin，yanyuweilebiaoshichengyi，naqibishoujiuchaojinguzhebeimingxiaodexuantieliankanleguoqu。
当！
yanyuhukoufama，xuantielianwensibudong。
buyinggaia，zheibishoushiyongjiyinxuantiedazao，qiegezazhixuantielian，buyinggaigenqiedoufuside？
yanyuyoudianbuxinxie，gaojubishouzhongxinchaoxuantieliankanleguoqu。
当！
xuantielianyijiuwensibudong，fandaoshibeixuantielianshuanzhudebeimingxiao，beichedeshouwanfahong。
额……
yanyubuganqukanbeimingxiaodelianse，huiliuliudecongjiezidaizhongquchuyaochi，weitajiekaitielian：“weishisuoyanjujushushi，wanghounizaibuyongruzheidilao。”
shuowanzheihua，tabuganzaitingliu，zhuanshenjiuzou。
beimingxiaokanzhetadebeiying，fengmoujianjianbeihanshuanglongzhao，zhidaotadebeiyingxiaoshibujian，tazheicaishouhuimuguang，congdishangjianqizijideyishanchuanshang，taijiaoliqu。
dilaoderukoujiuzaiyanyudeyuanzhong，yanyucongdilaochulaizhihou，jiuqiaoqiao**depazaiwofangdechuangkoudengzhebeimingxiao。
daitakandaobeimingxiaotoudingshangxuetiaodeshuzibiancheng-75zhihou，jianzhiyaozhuakuang！
tamingmingdoushuobuzaihetadexue，haikaishihaohaodangyigeshifule，tadehaoganduzenmefeidanmeizhangfaneryoudiaolewudian？！
为毛啊？！为毛？！
yanyuhunhuneedetangzaichuangshang，zhenggerenshengwukelian。
yuanzhuyouxinmo，meifengshiwuyueyuanzhiyezhengshixinmozuiqiangdeshihou，erbeimingxiaodexueduiyuanzhulaishuo，shiyizhixinmodejuejialiangyao。
gueryuanzhucaihuijiajieshoutuzhiming，shizejiangbeimingxiaodangchenglezijidexueku，meiyueshiwujiangtafuyudilaoqutaxintouxue。
yizhejuqing，sangeyuezhihoubeimingxiaotupojindanqishunlijieying，tahuizaitazuicuiruodeshihou，zhengtuozaojiuduitameiyoushufulidexuantielian，yongneibingwantaxintouxuedebishou，yidaowachutadelinggendangbupin，zaiyidaoranghuiqutadexiuwei，ranhourangtashenshoufenli。
erqie，zaitasihou，huduandexuantianzongzhuishabeimingxiao，zuihouquebeinongdezongmenfumiedexiachang。
-75chouhendehaogandu，xuanzaitatoudingshangsangeyuehoujiuhuiluoxiadejian，haiyaolianleizongmenfumie，yanyuyigejilingcongchuangshangzuoleqilai。
beimingxiaoshinanzhu，suoyouduitaxinhuaibuguiderendoumeiyouyigehaoxiachang，ertasuoyudaodemeiyigeweixian，douhuichengweitalinggentuibiandedianjiaoshi。
shaziranshishabule，nandaotahaibunengtao？！
dui！tayinggaixianduoqilai，ranhouhaohaozuanyanxiayuanzhudegongfa，rujintameilexinmo，zhiyaotazhaogedifangduoqilai，goudaobeimingxiaofeisheng，tajiuanquanle！
说干就干！
yanyulikelaidaowuwai，yizhejiyizhaohuanchubenmingfeijian，ranertaganggangyujianerqi，hurantoudingmenleixiangqi，yidaozileizhizhidechaotapilexialai！
轰隆！
yirenheyijianlikebeipidedieluozaidi。
yizhenfengguo，gengenshulidefasiyingfengzhaozhan，beipidewaijiaolinendeyanyu，congdishangpaleqilai，momodechaotianshuqileyigezhongzhi
我C你大爷！
juranhaiburanglaonianggaijuqing！