第1章 穿书成恶毒后妈

“轰隆隆……”

tiankongyishengleixiang,limanmengdezhengkaiyan。

“woqu,woshibeileipilema?”

tajilingkaikou,dengdashuangyankanzheyanqiandeyiqie,dunshishayanle。

“我这是在哪里?”

zhijianzhouweiyipianlingluan,wudingloushui,jiaoxiadehuangnidiyeshiyigegeshuikeng。

wuwaidianshanleiming,waimianxiabaoyu,wulixiaxiaoyu。

“ma,nibiedawomeimei,woqunainaijiayaofan,buhuirangnieduzide……”

yigeyuemoqibasuidexiaonanhaijiuguizaitamianqian,shouruodeshentisesefadou。

xiaonanhaihunshendoushitoule,shenshanghaiyoujitiaoxueyinzi。

limannaoziwengwengde,mengdedengdaleshuangyan。

yanqiandechangjing,haiyouguizhekukuaiqiudexiaonanhai,yijitangzaidaocaoduiliyanyanyixidexiaoguniang,zheibushi……bushi……

zijizhengzaikandeyibenniandaiwenlidechangjingma?

zaikankanziji,nanzhudeyuanpeiqizijiangqingqing,neikeshiyigerangrenhendeyayangyangdejiaosea。

haochilanzuo,yixinzhidianjizhenanzhumeigeyuejihuilaideshikuaiqian,nadaoqianjiuchuquhuihuo。

hainvedainanzhudeyiduishuangbaotaiernv,qishizheilianggehaiziyebushinanzhudeqinshenghaizi。

shinanzhuzhanyoudeyigu,neiweizhanyoujiulenanzhu,zijiquediulexingming。qizizhidaohouyenanchansile,jiazhongdeqinqidoubuyuanzhaogulianggetuoyouping,zuihoushinanzhujianghaizijijielehuilaifuyang。

jiangqingqingdangchuzhisuoyihuijiajinanzhu,yeshiyinweixiangzherenjiashidangbingde,meigeyuedouyougongzi,zijijiusuanshayebugan,kaozhegongziyenengguohuo。

ganggangjiaguolaideshihou,tahaizhuangyixia,bangzhenanzhuzhaoliaolianggehaizi,xiadiganhuozhenggongfen。

sheizhidaoyigeyuehoujiuyuanxingbilule,nadaoqianhoujiujizijimaidongxi,haishihuanlianggewusuidadehaizi,zhufan,dasaoweisheng,gezhucaoweizhu。

zheiyejiusuanle,bijingnongcundehaizinayoubuganhuode。

ketaquebujirenjiahaizichibaofan,dongbudonghaiyaoda,shuangbaotaigegebeidadehunshenyuqing。jiulianshentijiaoruodemeimei,yedoumeitaotuo,shenshangquanshibeitaningdeqingyikuaiziyikuaide。

nanzhumuqinkanbuguoqu,shuolejiju,talianpopodouma,bajialideliangshi,qianquandounahuiniangjiaqule。

yilaierqu,zhenggecunderendouzhidaotadedexing,jianjiandoubugentawanglaile。

gonggongpopoyeguanbuzhu,zhidefenjia。

fenjiahou,yinweihaochilanzuo,jialideqiongdejiebukaiguo,neilianggehaizijiuguodegengcanle。

santianliangtoueduzibushuo,haiyaoaida,xiongmeiliangshouchenglepibaogu。

zheiliangtianshimeiyutianqi,tiantianxiayu,huangnileideyuanqiangbeiyushuiyipao,dayouyaodaotadehenji。

xianzaiwudingloushui,yuanqiangjijikewei,taquebuguanbugu,meitianshuidaozhongwucaiqichuang。

nanzhujihuilaideshikuaiqian,zaojiubeitanahuiniangjiaqule,xianzaijializaoyijingmeiyouleliangshi,lianggehaiziyeeleliangtianle。

zheidouhaibusuan,tahaigenzhenshangyigexiaohunhungaodaoleyikuaiqu,suiranhaimeizuoshenmechugedeshihou,danzheijianshiyijingnaoderenjinjiezhile。

xianzaijiangqingqingzoudaonalidoubeirenzhizhidiandian,shuotabushoufudao,gaopoxie。

limanxiangdaoyuanzhuzheizuosiderensheng,naoguazidouyaozhadiaole。

nimatazhishizaixiayutianchugemen,sheizhidaohuibeileipi,beileipijiusuanle,haichuanshule。

chuanshujiuchuanshuba,renjiadoushidangnvzhu,tadaohao,danggepaohuinvpei,haishiruciedudexingxiang。

这下该怎么办呢?

nanzhuhaiyoulianggeyuejiuhuijiale,huilaihoukandaozijiyishuangernvbeinvedaichengzheiyang,laopohaigenrengaopoxie,qideyaosi。

zuihouzhijielihun,bajiangqingqingjinianlechuqu。

renjiananzhuhoumianhaigenlingdaodenvertanqilelianai,zuihouzaibuduibuduangaosheng,chenglejunqusiling,riziguodeneijiaoyigehao。

erjiangqingqingni,lihunhougenxiaohunhungaozaileyiqi,duifangbenjiubushishenmehaodongxi,chihepiaoduyangyangdoulai。houlaiweilesanshikuaiqian,batamaijiyigeshazhujiang。

neirenkeshigehenjiaose,zhidaotabushishenmehaodongxi,meitianjiujikoufanchidiaozheming,helejiujiuquandajiaotide,zuihoubeihuoshengshengjidasile。

xiangdaozheijiangqingqingdejieju,limantoupifama。

buxing,jirantaxianzaichenglejiangqingqing,neiziranbunengzheiyangzuosile。

tayidingyaolaolaobaojinnanzhuzheigedatui,yihougenzhetaqusuijun,laolaoshishizuogexianqiliangmu,dangjunguantaitai。

zheiyangyixiang,limanditoukanzheguizaichuangbiandexiaonanhai,chongzhetaxiaolexiao。

“dongzea,dishangliang,ganjinqilai,fangxinba,woyihoubuhuidanimenle。”

limancongchuangshangxialai,jiuyaoqufusudongze,sheiliaozheihaizikandaotazheigeyangzi,gengshibeihedelihai,shentibuzhudewanghousuo。

“ma,wozhidaocuole,zaiyebuhuitoulanle,qiuqiuni,biedameimeile,tazheijitianshengbingle,haifashaoni,nijiuraoletaba,woxianzaijiuquyeyejia,jini……”

“nishuoshenme?shashashengbingfashaole?”

limanyegubudesudongzele,ganjinpaoquchufangdedaocaoduili。

zhijianyigemianhuangjishou,hunshenheiququdexiaoguniangquansuozaidaocaoduili,liandanhonghongde,etoushanghaizaimaohanni。

taganjinzaisushashadeetoushangmoleyixia,haotang!

“dongze,ganjinqudapenshuilai!”

xianzaikeshiqilingnian,yiliaosheshiluohou,xiaohaizifashaoyaoshizhiliaobujishidehua,kenenghuibeishaohuainaozi,zuihoubianshazide。

sudongzeyecongdishangpaqilaile,zhuizhelimanlaidaolechufang。

tashengpajiangqingqinghuiduimeimeizuoshenme,haixiangyaoshangqianquhuzhemeimei,sheizhidaojiangqingqingqueyaotaqudashui。

jiantahaizaifaleng,limancuicudao:“ganjinqua,shashadoushaochengzheiyangle,niyebuzaoshuo,yaoshishaohuailenaozikezenmeshihao!”

sudongzeyilianjingkongdekanzheta,buzhidaotazheiyoushizaichoushenmefeng。

buguoxiangzheshengbingdemeimei,tayemeiyouyu,zhaoleyigecipenqudaleyipenshuijinlai。

limanyezaijuzilizhaoleyitiaoxinmaojin,zhanleshuininggan,jisushashacashizheshenti。

xianzaizhinengwulijiangwen,waimianxiabaoyu,tamenjiajuliweishengyuanhaiyaozoubangexiaoshideluni。

kanzhezheishidadadedaocaodui,limanganjinjiangrenbaodaochuangshang,yegubudehaizishenshangmanshiniba,haiyoutoufashangdaochupadeshizi,xianzaidangwuzhijixianhaizidemingyaojin。

sudongzemudengkoudaidekanzhejiangqingqingzheiyixiliecaozuo,haiyiweishizijikancuole。

zheigepingrilizhizhidaodamatamendehouma,juranhuizheimeguanxinmeimei?

这该不是在做梦吧?