第1章

“da**,zheigelidukehaimanyi?”

guizhedenanshengshuangshouwozheyigebaixidexiaojiao,qingroudiannie。

tachuizheyanmou,rangrenkanbuqingqingxu。

shoubeiqingjinbaoqi,kejiannanshengyayizheneixindehenyi,fangfoxiayimiaojiuhuibaiduannvshengxianxidejiaohuai。

zuozaishafadenvshengturanyizhenhuanghu,kanzhemianqianmoshengdenanshenglidezheimejin,lianmangshenchujiaotixiangtadejianbang。

“走开!”

gujinchuanshuaidaozairouruandeditanshang,houbeizhuangdaochaji,fachushengxiang,tamenhengleyisheng,etoumaoqilenghan,yandishanguoyimoyinzhi。

“那我先走了。”

shuoba,qishenwangwaizouqu。

zouluzishiyoudianquetui,zouyibutingyibu,kanqilaishifenjiannan。

suananshixiansaoxiangsizhou。

ruodajingzhideketing,touluchushechideqixi。

这是哪里!?

tabushigangxiawanzixi,zaixuexiaomenkoubaitanmaihongshuma?

yiqunxueshengzaijinglilewanzixidecuicanhou,chishangxiangpenpendehongshushiyijianduomexingfudeshiqing?

suoyitadehongshutanyichanghuobao,meitiandoumaiwan。

zhuanlebushaoqian,dengzaiguojigeyuejiukeyijiwaipozhibingle!

suananzaidugaosan,pingshichengjiyouyi,yixieyouhaodelaoshitongxueyehuiguanglintadexiaotan,bangtamaihongshu。

yinxiangzhongtashuaileyijiao,jiumeileyishi。

shiquyishiqian,tashoulihaijinjinzuanzheshubao,neikeshiwaipodejiumingqian,bunengdiu。

rujinzheishijitagandaonaliqule!?

她要回家!

waipomeicidouhuidengtahuidaojiazaishuijue,suirantameicidoushuorangtaxianshui,danwaipozongshibuting,rujinyaoshihaimeihuijia,waipokendinghuizheji!

cishi,yanqianchuxianyidaobaisedeguangying。

【suanansuzhu,nihao!woshi……】

suanan:“wobuhao!”

【buxudacha,shiduixitongdabujing。】xitongdengletayiyan,jixushuodao:

【woshi001dakeaixitong,nikeyijiaowoyuanyuan。

nixianzaichuanyuedaoleyibenmingwei《badaozongcaihenhenai》dexiaoshuo,shishuzhongtongmingdeedunvpei,zuizhongganggangbeinitizoudenanshengshishulizuidadefanpai,gujinchuan。

zuizhongnihuibeitazhemochengjingshenbing,pabupa?】

“……bupa,”suananyaoleyaotou,“woxianzaizuipadejiushiwaipobunengzhiliaochenggong。”

yuanyuantingdaosuzhudehuida,yishijianbuzhisuocuo。

zenmehexiangxiangzhongdebuyiyang。

nandaosuzhubuyinggaidoushuohenhaipa,ranhoujijizuorenwuma!!

【wozhidaoniwaipodelechangai,nimeitianwanzixixiakehoujiuqubaitan,zhuanqianjiniwaipozhibing,danhenbuxingdeshi,niyouyutaiguolaolei,shuaidaohoucusile,huibuqule。】

什么?!

猝死?

suanantongkongweizheng,yanleishunjianliulexialai。

“那外婆怎么办?”

tahewaipocongxiaoxiangyiweiming,yaoshiwaipozhidaotasilekendinghuihennanguode。

suanankanzhesizhou,xinxiangyaobuzaishuaiyici,shuobudingjiuhuiqule。

【别急别急!】

xitongkandaosuzhuku,neixinyeburen,gaosutayigehaoxiaoxi。

【nifangxin,genjushangjihuibao,nideshentiyeyourenzhangguanzhe,jutishisheibufangbiantoulu。

zhiyaonihaohaowanchengrenwu,daoshihouhuanhuishentijiuhaole,erqiewohainengbangzhuniyigeyuanwang,rangniwaiposhentijiankang,ruhe?】

外婆身体健康?

“可以!”

suanancalecayanlei,pobujidaidao:“shuoba,shenmerenwu?”

talengjinglexialai,xiangdaoganggangxitongshuode《badaozongcaihenhenai》dexiaoshuo,neibushitatongzhuozheijitiandeaichongma?

tatongzhuotiantianshangketoukanzheibushu,jushuoshipizhezongcaiwendexiaoyanseshu,tiantianqiangzhiai,henhenai,badaoai!

yushi,yangtai,shafa,bangongshi……zhiyaoyounannvzhuchuxiandedifang,jiushaobuleyidunrou!

tatongzhuokandemianhongerchi,qianglietuijiantayiqikan,dantapingshimangzhexuexibaitan,haiyouzhaoguwaipo,jiumeiyoushijiankanle。

meixiangdaochuandaozheibenshulideedunvpei,erqiehaishitongming!

造孽啊!

zaozhiruci,jiuhaohaowenxiyibianxiaoshuo,zheiyangyebuzhiyudanaoyipiankongbai。

【shidemeicuo,jiushizheimegouxue!】

yuanyuanzaibankongzhongfeilaifeiqu,gaosusuanandazhidejuqing。

【nixianzaichuandaolenvpeisuanandegaozhongshiqi,fanpaishinijiacongxiaolingyangdexiaohai,heniyiqizhangda。

dannishenglaiyouqian,duitafeidajima,daozhifanpaineixinyinan,henbudehuimieshijie!

houlaiyudaolewenroushanliangdenvzhuxuqingrou,tazhiyulefanpai。gujinchuanyeyinciaishanglenvzhu,henanzhuqiangduota!】

suananjiehuadao:“danshinvzhushishuyunanzhude,fanpaizenmeqiangdouqiangbuguo,suoyidebudaojiuhuidiao,taqiangzoulenvzhu,gaokualenanzhugongsi,zuizhonghenvzhutongguiyujin。”

yuanyuan:【nibushimeikanma?zheimedong!】

“ai,sheirangwotongzhuotiantianzaiwoerbiantucaozheigejuqing,kudelihuadaiyu,henbudetinvzhuqusideyangzi。”

suananyixiangdaotongzhuoneifuyangzi,xinliyizhenganshang。

yebuzhidaotongzhuohuibuhuifaxianyihoudesuananqishibushitabenrenni……

【youyutaiduoduzhebumanzheigejieju,suoyiwomenxiaoshuoguanlijupairenqugaibianzheigejieju。

dangran,zheigexingyunerjiushini,suanan。

niderenwujiushijiangdifanpaideheihuazhi,rangtabuzaixihuannvzhu,buhuipohuainanzhuganqing,rangjuqingyuanman。】

suananbailandaozaishafashang,“……yidianyebuxingyun,ok?”

这任务可真难。

buzhidaodehaiyiweitashichaorenni!

【guanlijukandaonishenghuoburongyi,danshirengranduishenghuochongmanreqing,xinggeyangguang,youqukailang,zheicaixuanzhongleni,xiangxinniyounengliwanchengrenwu。】

“wozhenshixiexieni,”suananheheleliangsheng,“weilewaipo,bieshuofanpaile,jiushifanpaitaba,woyezhaoyanggaoding!”

yuanyuan:duckbubi!

【buguonizhiyousangeyuedeshijiane,sangeyuehougaokaojieshudeneitianxiawu,gujinchuanjiuhuibeijingdoudejiazuzhaodaodaihuiqu。

yaoshineigeshihoufanpaiheihuazhihaimeiyoujiangxialai,jiuzaiyemeiyoujihuile。】

suananyihuo:“neiwoyizhigonglvebujiuxingle?weishenmemeiyoujihui?”

【yinweijingdougujiarenlengmowuqing,huxiangcansha,fanpaijinquhouhuijiakuaitadeheihua。

yezhengshiyinweitahuidaogujiazhengduogujiajiazhuhou,gengjiawuqing,weilededaonvzhubuzeshouduan,jiakuaibeicandejieju。】

苏安安:麻了。

“neizheigegujinchuandeheihuazhishiduoshao?”