第2章

jianguguguguolai,xiaoshamiyeyouyulijifangxiashouzhongdesaozhou,shuangshouheshiduizhegugugugongjingyibai。

“见过师尊。”

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+0.5%】

顾骨骨怡然自得。

haishitudihao,kanzheichouhenzhi,zhangdecengcengkuai。

gugugukanleyiyanyeyouyusaoguodedi,weiweidiantou。

“saodebucuo,dandaoxinyijiubuwen,wohaishiyiyanjiukanchulenixiangshawo,nibixubashajiyinzangdegengshenyixie。”

“是。”

yeyouyushuangshouheshiyibai,yifushoujiaodeyangzi。

yinianqian,gugugudangzheyeyouyudemiantushalezhenggeshanzhai,suihoubianbatadaihuiletianmozong,shouweidadizi。

yinweitazaojiufaxianle,zheihaizijianzhijiushishangtianweitadazaodeshuachouhenzhuanyonggongjuren。

zhenshibuzhidaoyuanzhudezijishizenmerenzhubututashanzhaide。

yeyouyuganglaideneizhen,tiantianliuzhexueleiyaoshagugugu。

xianzaiyinianxialai,qingchuleshilichajuhou,yijingkaishizhefuyinren,sijierdong。

bukuishinaner,chuleyoudianlianainaozhiwai,qiyudedoubizhengchangrenqiangchuyidajie。

“youyu,haihenweishima。”

yeyouyupingjingdedianlediantou,sihaobuyanzangxinzhongdexiangfa。

“恨。”

“erqiewoxiwangshizunjiaowodequanmingyeyouyu,nizhijiaolianggezi,wozongganjuenizaimawo。”

guguguqingqingyaotou,xiufasuizhiwudong。

“zenmehuiniyouyu,shizuncongmeiyouneizhongxinsideyouyu。”

“shizunruguobuzhihuigai,tueryezhinengbashizundehuadangchenggoujiaole。”

zheitudi,haoqiangdegongjixing!

guguguliansebubian,shenqingdanran。

“neiweishiyaobuyaoxuejishenggoujiao,rangnibaweishihegoudeshengyinqufenkai?”

yeyouyuhaobuyouyudedianlediantou,suihouzuolegeqingdeshoushi。

“请叫。”

suiranmuqiandabuguogugugu,danyeyouyujuebuhuifangguorenheyicixiurugugugudejihui。

qimaneiyanghuirangtaxinlihaoshoudian。

ketadehuayingangluo,gugugudeshengyinyexiangleqilai。

“请叫。”

叶游鱼微微一愣。

“师尊这是何意?”

顾骨骨有样学样道。

“师尊这是何意?”

“shizunshizaixuewoshuohuama?”

顾骨骨摇了摇头。

“我在学狗说话。”

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+1%】

kanzheyeyouyuchouchudezuijiao,guguguquezhishishenshoumolemotadexiaoguangtou。

“biedanxin,bianchenggouyemeiguanxi,weishiyoubanfarangniwangjinishigou。”

yeyouyuhuishoudakaigugugudeshou。

“wobenlaijiubushigou。”

“nikan,niwangleba。”

yeyouyuqidenaoxueguandoukuaibengle。

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+2%】

zheiyihuigongfu,gongfajindujiupingkongzhangle3.5%!

zheibugongfahegugugucaixiangdeyiyang,xiangzhangjindubingbushikanduifangyouduohenta。

ershiyaokanduifangzaizhenggejuqingzhongdezhongyaochengdu。

zhiyaoshiduijuqingyuezhongyaoderen,nengjiyutadechouhenzhijiuyueduo。

yourenkenengyihuo,jiranruci,neiguguguweishenmebuquzhemoyixiadanvzhu,neiyanghuodedechouhenzhiyinggaibizhemonaneryaoduodeduo。

各位有所不知。

gugugushiersuichideneidunlongrouhuoguo,yongdejiushidanvzhuergederou。

neichouhenzhizhangde,kanbiyuexinsiqianwudedagongrenzhongle2yicaipiao!

yaoshuozheidanvzhuyeshilipu。

longzuyinweishoumingyoujiu,suoyixiuxingsudubirenzuhemozuyaomanshangyidajie。

kezheidanvzhushenweilongnv,xiuliansuduquekuaidelipu。

buguoxiangxiangyebuqiguai,bijingshibenwanrenmixiaoshuo,sanjiedoushangganzhejitasongjiyuan,shitoulvdounengyuandiwuchusanqingdaofa。

gugugujiantudijintianbeiyazhadechabuduole,bianshoulejixu**tadexinsi。

yihuizhaduolebatudizhaganlekebuhao。

细水长流才是正道。

tacongchuwujiezhongtaochuyidakuaijingyingtitouderoudiujiyeyouyu,suihouzhilezhichufangdefangxiang。

“qu,jiweishichaoliangpanrou。”

yeyouyukanzheshouliderou,nianleshengfohao。

“amituofo,shanzaishanzai,anzhaoshifunipingshidefanliangchibulezheimeduoroude,haishibuyaolangfeiweihao。”

guguguquezhishibailebaishou。

“一会你一起吃。”

yeyouyuzaicisongleshengfohao。

“amituofo,chujiarenbuzhanjiurou,yihuishizunnihaishiyigerenxiangyongba。”

......

“shizun,zheishishenmerou,zenmezheimexiang,rukoujihuaa!”

yongshanfangnei,yeyouyukuaizidongdefeikuai,jidapanroujihuyouyibanruletafuzhong。

zheiyebuguaita,ruguoshixunchangrouleitakandoubuhuikanyiyan。

kegugugunachudezheirourukouzhihoulijihuazuojingchundefaliyouzouzaitinei,rangtaquanshendounuanyangyangde,jiulianxiuweidouyinyinjianzhang!

真香啊!

gugugunazhekuaizi,quebujizhechi,zhishizuijiaodaixiaodekanzhexiaoheshangchi。

“好吃吗。”

yeyouyuyibianwangzuilibalarou,yibianbuzhudiantou。

“好吃。”

gugugujialeyikuaiziroudaoyeyouyuwanli。

“haochinijiuduochidian,wochuwujielihaiyoubantiao。”

“条?!”

tingdaozheigezi,yeyouyudekuaizibennengdetinglexialai。

taxiangshixiangqileshenme,etouyinyinjianhan,xinliyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。

“shizun.....ganwenzheirou...gaibuhuishi....”

guguguyifu“jiushinicaideneiyang”debiaoqing,dianlediantou。

“jiushidangnianbeiwozailedeneitiaolongzi。”

“噗!咳咳咳!”

yeyouyuliansefabai,zuiliderouquanpenlechulai。

那可是龙肉!

renzubingbutaoyanchilongrou,xiangfan,longrouweidaoxini,shibeifengweijipindemeishi。

keweidaosuimei,tianxiaquemeiyoujigerenganchi。

yuanyinyehenjiandan,chiguolongrouderen,shenshanghuiliuxiayizhongyongyuanwufaxiaochudeweidao。

zheizhongweidaozhiyoulongzuwendechulai,zhiyaolongzuwendaozheizhongweidao,shibihuiduichilongroudeneirenzhankaiwuzhijingdezhuisha!

yeyouyuxiangxiangzherihouzijibeilongzujuzuzhuishadechangmian,kuaizidoukuaiduosuodewobuzhule。

“shi....shizun...nidangnianbushi...bushibaneitiaolong...dangchangzhuhuoguochilema?!zen...zenmehaiyoushengzheimeduo?!”

tingdaoyeyouyujiejiebabadehua,gugugujiaqiyikuairoufangruzuizhong,yibianxiangshoudejujiaoyibianyaotouhuangnaodao。

“longzhida,yiguodunbuxia!”

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+5%】

yeyouyukuangkouzijisangziyan,xiangyaobaduzilidelongroutuchulai。

guguguhenhenyipaitadehounaoshao。

“biekoule,nizijiyeshuoguo,rukoujihuade,yijingchengnitineidefalile。”

xiaoheshangwenyanhou,xianshidailipianke,suihoudunzaidishangbaoxiweiqudechouqiqilai。

zheinvmotou,shizhenhuikengren!

guguguchiwanzuihouyipianlongrou,suihouzhanqishenmolemoyeyouyudeguangtou。

shahaizi,chilelongrouhou,nijiumeiyoubanfaqutianneilongnvle,weishizheishizaibangnituolikuhaia。

kexi,tudibingmeiyoutihuidaotadeliangkuyongxin。

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+0.2%】

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+0.2%】

【ganshoudaoyeyouyudechouhen,gongfajindu+0.2%】

【gongfajieduanxingyuanman,ketupo】

ganshouzhetineizhenzhiyuanmandefali,guguguzuijiaochuxianyimolengxiao。

搞定。

yihuixiupao,duzizouxiangbiguanjingshi。