“niang，qiuqiuninbashitougehehaizishuhuilaiba。”
“zhiyaotamenhuilai，wolimajiuhuaihaizi，xiayitaiyidingjininshengsunzihaobuhao？”
“niang，qiuqiuninle，rangjiefuhehaizihuilaiba，womashangjiushisile，ninjiwozhaogenvxu，wojininshengsunzichengbu？”
“wuwuwu……niang，woyihouduoganhuoshaochifan。”
chibaobaozhijueerzhongwengming，shenbianquanshihunzhewuyandeaiqiuzhisheng。
头也疼的厉害。
tatingdaole，suoyoudehuatadoutingdaole，danshitaxianzaiyijuhuadoubuxiangshuo。
yinweitashizaibuxiangmianduiyigexianshi。
那就是，她穿越了。
tayigemaomeiruhua，gangmansanshisui，zhuiqiuzhemeiyouyiqianyeyoubabai，youqianyouyouxiandemeinvzongcai，buguoshidaizheyuangonggaoleyigeyikusitiandetuanjianhuodong，zhaiyeguozishihoushuaileyijiao。
就给干穿越了？
haichuandaolegudai，chenglegangmailenvxuhesunnvdeeduyuemuhelaonai！！！
岳母？老奶？
chibaobaotoutengdelihai，shizaishiwufabazheilianggechenghu，hemaomeidezijijieheqilai。
yuanzhuyejiaochibaobao，jinnianbuguoyecaisanshisui，keshizaozaodejiujialeren，yilushenglesigenver。
xianglaiqiajianyaoqiangdeta，kandaobierendoushengleerzi，doukuaiyaoqizhale。
renrendounengshengnanwa，weishajiuwobunengsheng。
jieguo，laotianpianbusuitayuan，zidashengxiaxiaonverhou，qinianle，tajiuzaimeiyouguoshenyun。
yaotarenshu，neishibukenengde，yushi，bianbazhuyidadaoledanvershenshang。
danverganglaileyueshi，jiumailegeshangmennvxu，erzibaobudao，neijiubixuyaobaoshangsunzi。
bierenyoude，tajiubixuyaoyou！
yankannvershunlihuaiyun，jiukaishidengzheyanzhu，baizheshouzhitoupan，fengrenjiushuozijiyaobaodasunzile。
jieguopanleshigeyue，shengdequeshigesunnv。
成了全村人的笑话。
meiyongdenvxu，tayebuliu，zhijiesanliangyinzibanvxuhegangluodidesunnvdabaomaijilerenyazi。
zheigedaibulaisunzi，neijiuzaihuanyige。
gangzhunbeihekoushuijiuquzhaomeipozaimaiyigeshangmennvxu，jieguohedetaiji，yipiaoshuijizijiqiangsile，jiuzheimeyishunjian，tajiuguolaile。
huiyizhici，chibaobaodetoudouganjueyaozhale。
huanhuanzhengkaiyan，kanzheguizaishenbianaiqiudesigenver，yanqiangengshiyiheiyouyihei。
sigenverzhong，nianlingzuidadejiushidanveryanyueer，shiwusui。
zheigenianjiyaoshifangxiandai，haishigewozaibamahuailichilatiaosajiaodehaizini，ketaxianzaidouyijingdangniangle。
ernveryansanyue，mashangshisisui。
sannveryansiyue，shiersui，laosiyanqiyue，qisui。
tamenmeigerenwuyiliwai，gegemianselahuang，doushoudegenganchaibangziside。
shenshangdeyifuhuipupude，budingluozhebuding，dongyikuaixiyikuaipopolanlande。
jializhiyousanjiandiaidenibadimaocaowuzi，simianbafanghaidoulouzhefeng。
xiangyangdejiajugengshimeiyouyijian，sanzhangzhuozicoubuchusitiaohaotuilai。
cishi，jiamenkouluguojigeshenzhebozikanrenaoderen。
“chibaobaozheigedufubanvxuhesunnvdoumaile。”
“maileyehao，shengdegenzhetashouzui，tazahaiyoulianjiaochibaoni，gancuijiaoesidele，kankantajialirizidouguochengshale。”
“yaobushitadieniangjiejizhe，tamenzheiyijiazikebuzaojiuesile。”
“tananrencaishidaobabeizidameilei，beizheimegeponiangkanshang。”
kanrenaodeyirenyiju，chibaobaohenbudepenchuyikoulaoxuejiangzijiqiangsidele。
chuanyuejiusuanle，zenmehaichuanchenglerenzenggouxiandeefu！
yuanzhushichijiadanver，zaizheigenanzunnvbeideshidai，quebeichijiaerlaocongxiaodangchengyanzhuzichong。
sangedididuitagengshimashoushizhan。
zhiyintachushengdeshihou，jialiqiahaoluguoyigetaoshuihededaoshi，shuotazidailingqi，shishenfudayunzhiren。
yihoubihuijishenbianrendailaiwujinfubao。
zaijiashangyuanzhuchushengdetoujinian，dilishouchengyuelaiyuehao，xiahenengmodaodayu，shangshannengjiandaoyejiyetu。
rangquanjiarenguoshanglechibaoduziderizi。
chijiaerlaojiuduineidaoshishuodehuabianjiushenxinbuyi，zhuanghurenjiazuidadexinyuanjiushichibaoduzi。
yushijiujiyuanzhuqumingchibaobao，chibaobaodecaiyouliqiganhuo，cainengyouhaoriziguo。
tamenbanverdangyanzhuzichong，jieguoyuanzhujiubeichonghuaile，bujinzaiyemeiyouhaoyun，haichengleshilibacunjianlanchanhua，jiansuankebo，qiajianyaoqiangdedaibiao。
chulezhangdehaokanyixie，meiyouyidianzhangchu。
daoleshuoqindenianji，meipogengshiraoguotajiazou，shengpabeichanshang，zalezijidezhaopai，yinweimeiyouyijiayuanyiquzheimegexifujinmende。
buguo，taqiajianyaoqianglianpihou，yingshichenhuodajie，qianglaileyigemoyangyingjundexianggong。
chibaobaoyouyoudezhanqishen，fuzhulelitazuijindeyigenver，tashenshanghaizhanzhexue，yingshigangshenglehaizidedanveryanyueer。
taqingleqingbeishuiqiangdeshengtengdesangzidishengdao：“ni，nigangshengchanwan，ganjinquchuangshangtangzhehaohaoxiuxi，wozheijiuqubarenjiehuilai，yinggaihaimeizouyuan。”
cihuayichu，sikenaodaiqiqidetaitoukanzheta，gegelianshangdoushinanyizhixindebiaoqing。
yanyueerdexinligengshijingtaohailang。
niangjingranqinzifutaqilai，haishuobarenjiehuilai，haiyaorangtatangchuangshangxiuxi，niangzheishizaiguanxinta？
怎么可能？？？
tazuoleniangshiwuniandenver，pingrilizhiyaodiebuzaijia，tahesangemeimeibushibeidajiushibeima，nalidedaoguoniangdeguanxin。
tadouyijingzuohaolezhunbei，niangyaoshibusongkou，tajiugancuidiaosizaihoushan。
meiyouleshitougehenver，tayemeiyouhuoxiaqudexiwangle。
budui！niangzheishixiangwenzhuta，haobashitougehenvermaidaogengyuandedifangba。
xiangdaozheili，yanyueerganglidijicundexigai，zaicizhongzhongdeguilexiaqu，etoubuduankezainibadishang。
“niang，qiuqiunile，biebatamenmaidaogengyuandedifang，haizicaichushengbudaobangeshichen，zhangtubenboshoubulede，tahaodaishiyitiaoshengminga，qiuqiuninjiujiutaba。”
chibaobaoyouxiewuyu，zenmezhayandegongfu，danverjiunaobulezheimeduo。
buguoxiangdaoyuanzhuzhiqianshizenmeduidaizheijigenverde，daoyebuqiguai。
yuanzhuyinweiyizhishengbuchuerzi，bianbasuoyouyuanhendousazailesigenvershenshang。
matamenmeichuxi，datamenyuansiguitoutai，feiyaowangtaduzilimianzuan，haitaliangeerziyeshengbuchulai，xiashoucongweixinruanguo。
zheijigehaizidoubeitadachuyingjizhangaile，tebieshilaosi，xianzaidouqisuile，zhishuoguoyijuhuahou，jiubeitadadezaiyebukaikoule，chenglebierenkouzhongdexiaoyaba。
xiangdaozheili，chibaobaoxinlisuansuande。
suirantabucengdedaoguofumuzhiai，keshiwaiposhengqianyeshinatadangbaobeichongde，congweirangtashouguoyisiweiqu。
naliaiguoyidunda，xianzaikanzhezheijigehaizi，zheshiyoudiantongqing。
tarenmingbandetanleyikouqi，bale，jiranjieshoulezheigeshenti，neijiudaizhetamenhaohaoshenghuoba。
jiranruandebuxing，neijiulaiyingde，tamianseyilin，zhongzhongdao：“kuaiqilai，nimenzaituoyihui，renjiuzhendezouyuanle，wojiubuqujierenle。”
jiantashuoderenzhen，yanyueerlimacaganyanlei，lazhesangemeimeizhanqileshen：“niang，nei，zanmenganjinquba。”
buqinyankanzheshitougehenverhuilai，tazennenganxin。
chibaobaocaidaotadexinsi，yebuzaiquanshuo，taranglaosanzaijiakanhaolaosi。
ranhoukuaibuzoudaochufang，naleyibahuokoucaidaobiezaihouyao，jiuzhunbeidaizhelaodalaoerquzhaoren。
wanyineibianfanhuile，tayehaoyougechenshoudegongju。
jieguogangzouliangbu，jiutingdaodamenkouchuanlaiyidaodichenwenzhong，daizhenuqi，queyoubushiquwenyadeshengyinchuanlai。
“bayinzihaijiyapo！”