第1章
“流氓！”
chenyanbeizheituruqilaideyibazhangdamengle。
dengtahuiguoshenlai，dingjingyikan，yanqianshiyishuangbeiheisibaoguodexinggan**，xiaotuixianxi，gurouyunting，zaiwangshangkan，yingyingxiyaobukanyiwo，mianrongwumeidongren。
meinvxingyanhannu，zhenghenhendidingzhechenyan，naodaishanghaiyouyigeleisirenwujieshaodeduihuakuang：didouyejiadaxiaojie——yelinglong。
jianzhuang，chenyanshunjianfanyingguolaile。
OMG！他又穿了！
tashiyimingzhongduwangwenaihaozhe，moutianshenye，ganggangzhuiwangengxindechenyanliangyanfangkong，tanzaiyizishang，jinrulexianzheshijian。
diannaopingmuhurandanchudeyitiaoxiaoguanggao，xiyinletademuguang。
“nixiangchengweixiaoshuolidelongaotian，jinshouzhizaishou，yishijierenniyouma？nixiangtiyanmeinvhuanrao，baqicelouderenshengma？dianjiguanggao，womenjiangbangniyuanmeng......”
he！zheizhongtaoluchenyanjiandeduole，gujiyoushinabenlongwangxiaoshuodeyingxiaoguanggao，meixiangdaodianjinquhou，yizhenbaiguangshanshuo，chenyanzhendechuanyuele。
tabeipobangdingxitong，kaishizaigegexiaoshuoshijiezhongchuansuo，wanchengrenwu。
bierenchuanyue，bushikaiguadejinshouzhi，jiushinitiandeqiyu；erchenyan，zhiyouyigeshenshenmimizhengtiangaozibidexitong，sangunzidabuchuyigepi，juqingquankaotazijimosuo。
gengyaomingdeshi，tameicichuanyue，jihudoushifanpaijiaose！
shanggeshijie，chenyanchuanchenglefanpaidexiaogenban，juqingkaishihaimeidaoershizhang，jiubeidashangmenlaidelongaotiannanzhujik.ole。
xitongjichenyanbuzhiderenwuhenjiandan，neijiushiduoguozhimingjuqing，gouhuoxialai！
zhiyaowanchengrenwu，huidaoxianshishijie，tajiuhuihuodeyibifenghoudejiangjin。
duicichenyanzhixiangshuo：hehe，lajiguanggaohairenbuqian，xujiaxuanchuanxinbude！
shuohaodemeinvhuanrao，baqicelouni？
zheiyaochuanyuexiaqu，shenmeshihoushigetou？
“xitong，xianzaishishenmeqingkuang？”chenyanyaoyaqiechidizaixinliwendao。
xitong：“huisuzhu，nimuqianshenchudexiaoshuoshijiemingwei《longwangzhuixuhunhuadou》，nideshenfenshididousidajiazuzhishouchenjiadagongzichenyan，muqianjuqingjinzhanshiwuzhang。”
《longwangzhuixuhunhuadou》，zheibenshuchenyanyouyinxiang，zhujiaoxiaochengshigebiaozhundelongaotiannanzhu。
shijisuishixiaojiabeimie，xiaochengjiaoxinghuolexialai，beiyishenmilaozhejianhuibeijing，chuantadingjigongfa，bingjiangzijiyishouchuanglidemenpaijiaodaolexiaochengshoushang，xiaochengjiangmenpaigengminglongwangge，longluolebushaodingjiangaoshoutitamaiming。
longwanggezaiguojishangheheyouming，xiaochengyedeleyige“beijinglongwang”deminghao，kaozhezijiyishennitianbenling，shendangshashen，fodangshafo。
cifanxiaochenghuidaodidou，yilaishiweilelvxingheyejiadaxiaojieyelinglongdehunyue，erlaizeshidiaochadangnianmiexiaojiamanmendemuhouzhenxiong。
danyejiarenbuzhixiaochengzhenshishenfen，yiweitazhishigemeiquanmeishideqiongxiaozi，buxiangbayelinglongjiajixiaocheng，ershikanzhonglechenyanzuotamendechenglongkuaixu。
shuoqichenyanzheigerenwu，neizhenshigetianshangdixiajuewujinyoudedatiangou，zicongduiyelinglongyijianzhongqinghou，biankaishilezizibujuandetiangouxingwei。
yelinglongdaletayibazhang，tahainengpeizhexiaolianwenrenjiashoutengbuteng，tiangouchengdu，qianwuguren，houwulaizhe。
jintianshiyejialaoyezideqishidashou，chenyanyingyaocanjia，buzhidaonajuhuarenaoleyelinglong，wurenzhuyidejiaoluoli，yelinglonghaobuyouyudijilechenyanyibazhang。
chenyandaliangzhemianqiandeyelinglong，zhijiantashencaigaotiao，liandanpiaoliang，queshibukuibenwendiyinvzhudeminghao。
zhikeximeizemeiyi，shuangwennvzhuyanlichulelongaotian，qitananrenneidoushigoushi，zhikeyuanguan，bukexiewan。
qianjicichuanyuejunyishibaigaozhong，zheicichenyanhaoburongyichuanchenggechihebuchoudefuerdai，rebuqi，tazongduodeqiba？
chenyandadingzhuyi，jianjuebuzaizuotiangou，yuanlizhuxianjuqing，baozhuzijidexiaomingyaojin！
bijingyuanwenzhong，takeshibeinanzhuhuoshengshengxuechenglerenguna！
yelinglongliuyemeiweizhou，yilianxianedikanzhemianqiandechenyan，tabenyiweichenyanbeizijidaleyihouhaihuixiangzhiqianneiyangbuyaolianditieshanglai，meixiangdaochenyanqueshiyifanchangtai，lengruobingshuangdikanzhetadao：
“zhuangshenmeqinggao？nizaowandouyaojiajilaozi，beilaozipengyixiazenmele？”
yelinglongyileng，likefanbo：
“sheiyaojiajini！wobuxihuanni，erqiewoyijingyouweihunfule。”
“weihunfu？nishuodeshixiaojianeifeiwuma？”chenyanchixiaoyisheng：“xiaojiabeimie，tashengsiweibu，jiusuanhuoxialai，yebuguoshigeyiwusuoyoudeqiongbi，nashenmequnizheiyejiadaxiaojie？”
“neiyebinizheizhongwankuqiang！”
chenyanmanyidikandaoyelinglongyanzhongdeyanezengjiajifen，tayaodejiushizheigexiaoguo！
zheitiangousheiaidangsheidang，fanzhengtashibudangle！
chenyanxianzaiyaozuodejiushimengshuayelinglongdeegan，dengyejialaoyezitichuyaoliangjialianyindeshihou，yelinglongbidinghuipinsifandui，zhengzhongtadexiahuai。
【yelinglongayelinglong，niyiweigeshizhendexiangdiaoxinima？gezhuangliumangyezhuangdehenxinkua，qishigehenxiangjiuniyiba，kesheirangniyouyanbujin，renzhunlexiaochengneixiaozini？】
【niyiweixiaochengqunishiweishenme？tashiweilenimenyejiadechuanjiabao，dengtanadaobaobeigonglizaijinyiceng，nijiumeiyourenheliyongjiazhile！zuihouhaibushibeixiaochengnaruhougong，kanzhetazuoyongyoubao，yuyuguahuan？】
yuanwenli，yejialvlvhexiaochengzuodui，zuizhongbeitagaodaopochan；yelinglongwuyiwukao，zhinengyifuyuxiaochengerhuo。
cishideyelinglong，yilianjingedidingzhechenyan。
谁在说话？
tamingmingmeikandaotazhangzui，queweihetingdaoletadeshengyin？
陈岩也是一脸纳闷。
【nvzhuzheimekanzhe**ma？beigeshuaiqiderongyanmizhule？huaile，tabieshituranfaxianchengedehao，xiangyiqingbielianle，neigehaibudebeinanzhujichuisi！jiabajing，jixuexinta！】
chenyanzheimexiangzhe，guyizaiyelinglongdexiongkouchumiaoleyiyan，luchuxiexiedexiaorong。
“zhuangshenmeqinggao？chuanchengzheiyangbujiushijirenkandema？”chenyanxiaorongweisuo，yanshenyouni。
shikerenshubukeren，yelinglongrenwukeren，taiqishoujiuyaozaijichenyanyibazhang，neishengyinhuranzaicixiangqi。
【tule，zheitaiciyounidegekuaishoubulele，renzhu！suansuanshijian，xiaochengxianzaiyinggaijiuzaihuichangli，chabuduogaihenvzhuxiangyule；yelinglong，gezhishinishengmingzhongdeguoke，wanglege，haohaohenidezhenmingtianzixiangqinxiangaiba！】
yelinglongxiayishidiwuzhuxiongkou，zheixiataquedingle，tatingjiandeshichenyandexinsheng！