第一章 去他妈的穿书

“nizheigeniezhang,nizheishiyaoqisiwoyo,nizenmenengxiazheimezhongdeshoubatajidasile?!tasilebudajin,nikezenmebanni?”

“aiyaniang!tayigewufuwumudegunvnipashenme?chenzhetianheizhijierengdaoluanzanggangyegoukengeganjing,duiwaizhishuotagenyenanrenpaole,shenbuzhiguibujuedesheihuifaxian?”

谁在说话?

caozadeduihuashengjiazazhecierdewengmingsheng,toutongyuliedeganjuebidelinjiaojiaozhengkaileyanjing。

zhijianyilaoyishaolianggenvrenbeiduitazhanzhe。

tamenshenshangchuanzheguzhuang,shuzhefuzadefaji,xiaotiaowuzilitouzhiyizhangquejiaodemuzhuozi,zhenggepobaibukan。

这是什么鬼地方?

bujiduoxiang,toutengdelinjiaojiaorenbuzhuwuzhenaodaizuoqilaitongkudiyin。

neilaotaitaizhengkukoupoxinpaidazhe,zhayikanlinjiaojiaozuoqilaihelegebansi,jianjiaozhezhuazhuneigeshaonv:“aiyamaya!zhashila!!”

neishaonvhuitouyikan,yishengdajiaohouyanjingyifanyunleguoqu。

“玉环!”

laotaitaiaodeyisangzipushangqubashaonvlanjinlehuaili。

linjiaojiaoxinligedengyixia,yegubushangtoutengle。

玉环?

zheiqipamingziketaishuxile,yigekepadexiangfamaoshangxintou,tashitandekaikoujiaoleyisheng:“zhangxiuzhi?”

zhulaotaidouduojiumeitingdaoyourenjiaozijimingzile,haishicongyixiangkanbushangdesanerxizuili,sheijiaerxifuganzhihupopominghuide?

nuhuozhichongnaomen,zhulaotaiyibengsanchigao,

“fanlenilexiaotizi,popodemingziyeshininengjiaode?nikezhenshidanzidale,ganzhuangsilaihehuwohenixiaoguzile,jintianwobudasini,nihaibuzhidaolihaini!!”

zhulaotaitailuqixiuzi,mamalielierutonglaomujisizhalemao。

linjiaojiaoxinlidunshiyiwanpicaonimakuangben。

她穿越了。

chuanjinleyibenrangtatucaodetiwuwanfudexiaoshuoli。

linjiaojiaoshiyixueyuandegaocaisheng,pingshizuidadeaihaojiushikanxiaoshuo,zuoerwanshangaodengyouyiyangkanyibenshukanleyisu。

bushiyinweihaokan,chunexinde。

nvzhukuanggujueshiyibailian,chulenanzhutashenbianderendoubeitahaidebansi,zuicandejiushinanpei,beinvzhuqinzizhanlemanmen。

nanpeishiyeshixiyinlinjiaojiaodedian,tachushencaogenpianpianyoumoulve、youshouduanqiehendexiaxin,zhangdezhexianyiban。

yongyijuhuazongjiejiushi——maobipanansizhexian,caigaobadouleizhongyan。

taweilenvzhusharenruma,yichaonvzhupashanggaoweiqueqinziqingmingtuletamanmen。

xingxingqiannvzhuqukanta,haizhizetamanshouxianxue。

daigandenanpeidangshiyishenxianchenburandebaiyi,pengzheshoujinvzhukan:“ruomeizheishuangshou,rujinniyedaobulezheigaowei,xingxuniwangleneinianxueye,nishuoyuanwozheishuangshoutinipijingzhanji。”

shuowan,nanpeidangzhenvzhudemianzisha。

kandelinjiaojiaolaoewanle,jianzhixiangjinvzhuyierguang。

‘wotamashixihuanzheigejiaose,keyebuyongzhijiejiwoanpaichengtaqiziba?zheishizaiwanwoa!’linjiaojiaoshuqizhongzhi,zaixinliwenhoulaotianye。

zheigehetatongmingdeyuanzhujiajiedunanpeimeiduojiujiusile,zaishulijiushiyibidaiguodecunzai。

kanzhepuguolaidezhulaotaitai,linjiaojiaoananyaotou,yuanzhuyinggaijiushisizaijintiande。

de,tashishikansiyisihuibuhuizhonghuixiandaiba。

suiranzaixiandaishigegueryemeishenmehaoliuliande,buguolinjiaojiaohenximing。

anzhaojuqinganpai,burinanpeijiuhuiouyunvzhu,tahuozhehuidanglenanpeide‘chiqing’lu。

edunanpeidenaozibushifanrennenglijiede,tanengbagouyinzijidenvrenkanqushoujiaodiuxiahe,jiunengyibugaoxingbazijizaokangqikacale。

xiangdaozheili,linjiaojiaoxinyiheng,jiezhezhulaotaitaideshouyaoyawangchuangjiaozhuangqu。